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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« on: October 16, 2016, 04:03:34 am »
You reply that the envoy is to be sent to you.

Just a week later he arrives, under a guard detachment, courtesy of Luathbas Army. You have the envoy stripped and searched for weapons and poison just to make sure he isn't here to assassinate you. He comes out 'clean', as the guards say it.

Then he is brought to the audience hall and you begin negotiations. It takes a bit as your Paranoid personality almost insults the envoy twice, but you get to a common ground. Finally, you propose that...

A) Parsia will be forgiven if they will send tribute for the next 5 years.
B) Parsia will be forgiven if they will send tribute for the next 15 years.
C) Parsia will be forgiven if they cede the mountain valley and their western borderlands to Luathbas.
D) Parsia will be forgiven only if they become Luathbas vassals.

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The rooms were either full of broken or beeping electronics, or storage rooms that were thoroughly plundered of valuable or useful items.

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"Please do not wander around dangerous facilities." But they were gone.

@Berezseo:

The trio wandered into a long hallway. Doors leading to other rooms were opened and many corpses of different robotic sentries were littered about. Console panels all displayed information about how the 1st of Tertiary units has been lost and the remaining 7 couldn't be communicated with.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« on: October 16, 2016, 03:12:21 am »
You send money and supplies to the guild with orders to make some crossbows for your Army.

858 AD, Late Autumn

Two reports of two minor battles come from the frontlines. Your Army secured the valley and bulk of Luathbas soldiers is moving now to Augas as Parsians seem to have concentrated on this border instead.

858 AD, Winter

Another report comes from the frontlines; apparently there was no action besides few tiny skirmishes with Parsian raiders against army camps and supply caravans.

The overseer of the gold mines in the northwest have sent you the profits! They're added to your Treasury.

Also, finally, after more than a year of absence, the envoy sent to search for the dwarves have returned!

"I have found a colony of dwarves in the hills and they didn't let me know where their homeland is, however they did send a 'runner' there to inform their smiths that our kingdom is searching for someone to work on sky iron."

"Also as I was returning to Luathbas through Kiwi Empire, I have learned important news that the Kiwis, struggling to regain strength after the Plague, are now being harassed by hordes of horsemen from their northwestwern plains. Apparently these horsemen are led by a queen and are very cruel."

You thank the envoy for his good work.

858 AD, Midwinter

Important report has arrived from Augas. Your Army met with Parsians in a major battle and was routed back to the center of the province. But a week later they have settled the score with Parsians and drove them back to the border after another large battle.

858 AD, Late Winter

The Marshal brings good news!

After another minor victory against Parsians, that have let the Army step onto Parsian soil proper for the first time ever in Luathbas victory, their King has sent an envoy. The Marshal is asking whether he has authority to conduct peace agreement with the Parsians or if he is to send the envoy to you so you can perform diplomacy personally.

A) Have him sent here! I will squeeze the best terms outta our 'Parsian friends''.
B) Well if he thinks he is that good, he can negotiate on his own.
C) Tell him to reject peace offer and march the Army into Parsia!
D) DEMAND that envoy is to be sent here! Also arrest the Marshal for SCHEMING! Why else would he try to take control of negotiations if not for nefarious purpose of usurping the throne later!?

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Ooooh... me likey v:!

Armor looks extra esthetically pleasing for some reason V:

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« on: October 16, 2016, 02:25:40 am »
Crossbows?  They want to use them to kill us!

TO THE DUNGEONS!

:Vc

EDIT: Paranoid option is now in!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« on: October 16, 2016, 02:21:11 am »
You divorce Ellantha and have her sent to a temple of the Goddess of Virgins, where she will be kept under lock and observation for her life. Her officer toy is kicked out of the army and then kicked out of Luathbas, right into Kiwi lands.

858 AD, Late Summer

Another battle report comes in but this one only mentions some won skirmishes and high morale of the Army.

858 AD, Autumn

A battle report places your Army knee-deep in Parsian corpses after a large battle in the valley leading into Parsia; while Luathbas soldiers suffered many casualties, they also destroyed a unit of Cataphracts and slew thousands of Parsians.

The caravan from Gubta arrived in Luathbas capital.

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Lots of eastern spices were bought but your miners and craftsmen were also able to sell lots of their resources for a hefty profit of which part ended in your Treasury!

Few days later you receive a report that a minor battle occured in eastern Augas, which probably thwarted an attempt by Parsians to stage a pincer attack.

858 AD, Mid-Autumn

Another major battle occured in the valley between northeastern Luathbas and Parsia - your army, utilizing the hilly terrain for defense, managed to smash apart a large contigent of Parsian footsoldiers and have sent them flying!

One of the blacksmithing masters is seeking an audience.

"My liege, we have procured enough of crossbows from the Republic and managed to work out how these function and how to make some for Luathbas. Unfortunately we have no skilled craftsmen of these and therefore may I ask for a donation to the blacksmithing guild, so that we have resources to both train craftsmen and to produce crossbows in numbers?"

A) Yes, this is what I would call an 'investment'.
B) No! It's just weapons, we don't need them now.
C) Crossbows! Crossbows are used to ASSASSINATE nobles in the STORIES! To dungeon with him!!

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"Sorry, all my inventory slots are taken! Do you wish to trade it for Bio-Degrader?"

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"Aspirinol is the perfected form of an ancient Terran medicine. It is therefore safe for consumption."

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"The mutagen has been specifically catered to the organisms of the humanoid natives of this planet, such as you, and won't work on any other organism. I assume this was an Alvadan experiment to produce powerful soldiers before Reckoning occured, as it wasn't recorded in the Scientists' database." She looked the vial and the pills inside it, then checked something via console.

"This is a vial of Aspirinol. Each pill is a solidified mixture of various healing, anti-inflammatory and restorative agents. It is not as strong as usual herbal medicine, but it can be stored in bulk."

Aspirinol (10/10): 8HP heal,  cannot revive, choking hazard for children under 3 years

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"Analysis and comparison done! These needles contain an experimental muscle growth mutagen that is supposed to work both instantly and for long-term gain. Its side effects include sterility and motor functions impairment. Serial use has been proven lethal in 100% of tests."

Greenfix: +10% HP and STR, +2 CON, -1 MOV, shorter lifespan and infertility, upon use

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E7 pilum

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« on: October 15, 2016, 02:45:28 pm »
You have them both interrogated.

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They rather quickly admit, before even torture needs to be applied, that your wife did have a fancy for the charming officer especially that you've had her locked up like a virgin priestess while she doesn't want to be a virgin priestess in the first place!

They're guilty of attempted adultery. And scheming.

They were definitely scheming.

As for the two lovebirds...

A) Divorce Ellantha and lock her in actual temple of the Goddess of Virgins. Her lover shall be stripped from his rank and then exiled from Luathbas.
B) Divorce Ellantha and then have her and her lover both thrown into dungeon.
C) Divorce Ellantha, strip her from her rights and toss her into a cell full of criminals. Her boyfriend in the meanwhile is to be castrated, flogged and cast into the wilderness naked and without a weapon.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« on: October 15, 2016, 07:40:53 am »
Oh wow. The prophecy of the White Stag is now affecting us, our Father's child. ._.

Also don't attack the messenger :V
A! :D

A is written out due to Paranoid trait V:

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Hmm.
What would your tagline be?

"Wanna have a ride with me~?"

:P

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