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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« on: September 30, 2016, 02:31:14 pm »
She immediately breaks into tears.
"Oh but that is impossibloooo-ooh-ooohh!" She weeps for a moment longer.
"Big scary minotaur took my magical pebble, and and and my favorite singing parrot died and nobody sings for me, and also the Othwok pesters me with riddles that I can't answer and I still don't have children so there's no one to care for my tree and the forest after I dieeeee, boo-hoo-hoooo!"
You tell her that you will...
A) Find that Othwok and answer all his riddles.
B) Provide her with as many children as she wants.
C) Compose and sing a wonderful song for her.
D) Beat the crap out of the minotaur and recover her pebble.
"Oh but that is impossibloooo-ooh-ooohh!" She weeps for a moment longer.
"Big scary minotaur took my magical pebble, and and and my favorite singing parrot died and nobody sings for me, and also the Othwok pesters me with riddles that I can't answer and I still don't have children so there's no one to care for my tree and the forest after I dieeeee, boo-hoo-hoooo!"
You tell her that you will...
A) Find that Othwok and answer all his riddles.
B) Provide her with as many children as she wants.
C) Compose and sing a wonderful song for her.
D) Beat the crap out of the minotaur and recover her pebble.




