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* Haspen prods BMM42, Twinwolf and Furtuka.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMEMPIRE: Gloranthia of Aimsightai!
« on: September 06, 2016, 05:47:03 am »
The Starfleet is ordered to fire at will!

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The Space Dragon is blasted to smithereens!

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The governor of planet Karlamarx VII reports sighting of a Megatron vessel! He had kept both the scavengers and licensed adventurer-archeologists at bay till he learns what the Throne wishes to do with this spaceship.

From your studies you know that Megatron vessels are ark-vessels of peoples who fled their homeworld when humans lived only on Earth when it wasn't yet a wasteland, and the Megatrons themselves seem to have all died when humans were only launching probes and satellites. Megatronic vessels are often dangerous, equipped with self-defense mechanisms and contaminated with highly virulent pathogens that scientists speculate were native to Megatron bodies.

A) Have it destroyed, scrap and artifacts aren't worth plague or accidental death.
B) Plunder it and claim all the goodies for the Empire!
C) Send an investigation team and then open the vessel for scavengers and the like.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« on: September 06, 2016, 05:27:14 am »
You lead your army to Achton!

By the next day your forces clash with the rebels who marched forth and attacked you thanks to hiding via forest. Only few scouts had time to report the attack and thus it allowed you to at least partially deploy your men in defensive position, which under guidance of someone less tactically-inclined could end rather badly.

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Your forces suffer some casualties but that battle is won! This enables you to continue on to Achton, and shortly after joining the rest of your men who besiege the city, you are rushed to a tent for rest.

As the healers keep you down on a length of fur and re-examine your wound, you order your commanders to...

A) Prepare siege equipment and lead the attack against the walls of Achton.
B) Surround the city and wait till you recuperate and can lead your men again.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMEMPIRE: Gloranthia of Aimsightai!
« on: September 05, 2016, 10:16:22 am »
You prepare and then holo-vid a speech in which you defend your actions as necessary.

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It works, mostly, but the public talks about the issue for the next week.

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"A WHAT!?"

"It's a fucking Space Dragon, Empress!" Says the Commander of the Homeworld Defense via a holo-sphere. "It has arrived at the outskirts of the Imperial Homesystem via some sort of subspace tunnel and is demanding that we turn rare and valuable materials for it to digest into power!!"

A) Order the Ministries to procure and deliver required materials for the Dragon, finances be damned!
B) Call in Starfleet to pulverize the beast into fine subatomic residue!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums 3 (FEF3), IC Thread!
« on: September 05, 2016, 10:06:24 am »
Quote from: Cetus heals Fer
10+20 = Up to 30HP healed
Heal breaks!

Quote from: Fer vs Sentry H3-F
Autohit!
Damage: 25+2+1-14 = 14dmg

Quote from: Berry vs Sentry H3-F
Autohit! Crit roll: 7!
Damage: 23-16 = 7x3 = 21dmg

Quote from: Beryn vs Sentry H3-F
Autohit!
Damage: 29-16 = 13dmg

~~Enemies Turn!~~

The machines continues their relentless assault, per usual.

Quote from: Sentry H3-G vs Fer
Hit: 92-10-37 = 45
Hit roll: 27, hit!
Damage: 28-0 = 28dmg

Fer counterattacks!
Hit: 130+10-32 = 108, autohit! Crit roll: 3!
Damage: 25+2+1-14 = 14x3 = 42dmg

Quote from: Sentry H3-I vs Beryn
Hit: 92-10-33 = 49
Hit roll: 64, miss!

Quote from: Sentry H3-J vs Beryn
Hit: 92-10-33 = 49
Hit roll: 23, hit!
Damage: 28-0 = 28dmg

Quote from: Sentry H3-H vs Beryn
Hit: 92-10-33 = 49
Hit roll: 58, miss! //curses

Beryn retaliates!
Hit: 120+5+10-32 = 103, autohit! Crit roll: 13! //BLUUUUUH
Damage: 29-16 = 13x3 = 39dmg

...and while the clunking continued, it was a little bit echo-ey now.

~~Allies Turn!~~

There was some thumb-twiddling, mechanical and organic.

~~Player Turn 7~~



Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

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Taricus not responding to pokes when his masterplans go wrong is common thing and that's why I don't allow him in my games v:

I did poke him on my irc tho.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMEMPIRE: Gloranthia of Aimsightai!
« on: September 05, 2016, 03:14:19 am »
You order that a warp core is to be detonated near the center of the space fluctuation. Nonetheless, general evacuation warning is sent to J-26 Prime.

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1(RNG strikes again)

Next morning you receive a report.

The warp core explosion have sufficiently distorted the nearby subspace, allowing the fluctuation to collapse and then rebound into normal space, which means that the fluctuation now had enormous mass yet disproportionately small radius of about 30 planar kilometres.

J-26.II, a small gas giant, has been already torn apart by this emergent black hole, and the colonists from J-26 Prime scramble to escape, but many will be lost as the black hole traverses through/out (if it will be moving in the first place) the system.

Later the same day, the Ministry of Astrophysics has a press conference to explain themselves to the public.

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You appear at the Imperial Household Civil Office in a simple white dress. Your husband is there too, in a suit, and you both sign the marriage papers. Various ministers and government officials congratulate you and wish for the Imperial Family to prosper and endure for centuries. There is a small reception where some interstellar delicacies and some synthehol (per official observances) are present for people to snack and drink.

By 4pm you're back at the Office of the Empress. Sirtana beeps right away.

"Good afternoon, Empress. There is rioting on planet Sincity Prime. The citizenry demands your abdication for the disaster in system J-26. Governor Pilate requests aid to bring order back to the planet."

A) Prepare a speech in which you defend yourself and your actions.
B) Send a detachment of Starfleet to pacify the population with force.
C) Tell the Governor to do his job properly for once and fix it by himself.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« on: September 05, 2016, 02:50:12 am »
You order the army to march forth and attack one of the camps!

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The northeastern camp is attacked by your horsemen and your spearmen and your archers, and it is destroyed. Most of the rebel soldiers die while the rest flees. News apparently reach the other camp fast as the scouts report after the battle that the other camp is now empty.

You ride into the fortified city and receive some cheering from the garrison of the city! The peasants simply scurry away from your way to make sure they do not anger you.

After a brief rest over the night, the commanders approach you.

"Sire! Lead us to Achton now!"

"No! My liege, lets march right into the rebel nest and wipe them out with a decisive strike!" You decide to...

A) March out and help capture the city of Achton.
B) March out northwest and attack Lady Eiri's city of Airach.
C) Wait and rest at Neisyne for a while.

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WHO NEEDS HEALS WHEN YOU CAN JUST KILL EVERYTHING

Make troubadour with 0% Mag prog and all the STR, stab things, occassionally wave Mend staff about, ??, profit.

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Her game is Winds of Change to which link you can find in the list in the first post of this topic ;V

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« on: September 04, 2016, 01:05:05 pm »
You order the horsemen to intercept.

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They return victorious, having smashed the other force apart.

By the evening, the city of Neisyne appears. The surrounding farmlands have been burnt to the ground, and the scouts report of two large and fortified rebel camps northwest and northeast of the city. They know of your arrival as the scouts have seen some unknown riders about and at least one spearmen formation report clashing with some horsemen.

Your banners are proudly fluttering above Neisyne's keep; its garrison managed to hold it so far.

A) Have the army march into Neisyne to boost its garrison.
B) Circle the city and attack one of the camps head-on.
C) Stop and prepare to engage any incoming enemy forces, if any are found, right here.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMEMPIRE: Gloranthia of Aimsightai!
« on: September 04, 2016, 10:05:13 am »
You agree to the proposal and have the man brought to you.

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After few meetings of personal nature, you determine that the boy, ten years younger than you, is quite adorkable in his teenage inediptude, but at least he tries. The marriage ceremony has been scheduled on the galactic date 777.221.

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Back to more important things: a negative space fluctuation have appeared in the sytem J-26. The governor of the inhabited planet, J-26 Prime reports time disturbances and subspace anomalies. You contact the Ministry of Astrophysics and they tell you of the possibilities, of which you choose...

A) Detonation of a warp core in the middle of the space fluctuation. This is risky, as both your guts and the scientists say, as it might collapse the fluctuation just as likely it is to enlarge it.
B) Rush Starfleet to help evacuate the millions of colonists on J-26 Prime.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMEMPIRE: Gloranthia of Aimsightai!
« on: September 04, 2016, 02:25:41 am »
You explain, via translator, that the planet was given to your predecessor and you didn't make development plans for it. You do promise to ask its governor to be more mindful of the planet's biology.

The insectoid creature clicks and clacks something that the translator does not pick up, then it thanks for your enlighted decision, and leaves.

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While you're making some coffee with help of the matter replicator, Sirtana appears on your desk.

"Your Empress, you have one message from the Bandanas Family. As you know, it was once a branch of the previous dynasty until they lost a power struggle and have been disgraced, living outside of political arena for the last ninety years."

"They offer to send their talented son Asus as your spouse. The Head of Imperial Household, having been informed beforehand, also believes that this could be a good choice, since after losing their grip on politics, Bandanas have produced many influential artists, pop-culture idols and renowned scientists."

A) Finally a proper match for an Empress. Accept!
B) I'm not going to pick up discarded scrap. Reject!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« on: September 04, 2016, 02:17:06 am »
@Kashyyk: it does both, gives +1 to field armies, and yes I forgot to include it, it was late evening .<'



You order a horse to be prepared and your armor polished! Onwards!

A day later you're reaching Neisyne, when scouts report that a small group of horsemen is running toward your forces from the northwest. You decide to...

A) Order your own horsemen to intercept the enemy.
B) Prepare entire army to meet the raiding party head-on.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« on: September 03, 2016, 05:07:37 pm »
You reject her soup and tell her to bring food and medicine sanctioned by the healers only.

842 AD, Late Summer

You rest five more days before a messenger arrives.

The city of Shoech have fallen but now loyalist-held Neisyne is being besieged by the rebel forces! There are few banners of the multitude of the small and impoverished kingdoms of the northern wilds.

A) Have the commanders break off the siege of Achton and concentrate on holding Neisyne and Shoech.
B) Recall the troops to your location so they regroup, then you shall lead them!
C) Order a horse to be prepared - you will lead men to relieve the siege Neisyne yourself!
D) Order a horse to be prepared - you will lead men besieging Achton yourself!

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