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IMO, if you're winning wars of conquest while staying in the lead technologically AND building all the wonders, you should probably be playing on a harder difficulty.

Yeah, Iituem, next time jump two difficulties higher and have fun like the REICH had :P

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* Haspen PTWs for great justice!

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I'll be going to Rome tomorrow, and I'll be staying there until Thursday. I probably won't have an internet connection, so could one of you guys take care of my turn in this timeframe?

Sure they will v:

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DO YOU THINK THOSE EYES ARE LYING??

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General Discussion / Re: Shit, let's be Villains
« on: April 07, 2016, 12:13:16 pm »
I would pick A so I can talk with someone instead of listening to fish breathings :v

@Solifuge:

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Here are your musical preference scores:
 
Your preference score for Mellow music: 22

Your preference score for Unpretentious music 14

Your preference score for Sophisticated music: 31

Your preference score for Intense music: 20

Your preference score for Contemporary music: 22


Here are your personality scores. Scores range from 1 to 7.
 
On Extraversion you scored: 1.5
 
On Agreeableness you scored: 4.5

On Openness to Experience you scored: 4.5

On Conscientiousness you scored: 3.5

On Emotional Stability you scored: 2


Satisfaction with Life
 
Your score on Life Satisfaction was:  20

Do you know what Excerpt 18 is? It was good and is now stuck in my head v:

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Spoiler: Speed rolls&Turn order (click to show/hide)

Nix takes a break, deciding to IDLE for a moment

Nix takes a deep breath and accumulates his spiritual essence.

(Idle, 3 Stamina restored)

Attack Tiruin with a far jab

Leone Far Jabs Tiruin!
Leone Hit: 5 = 5
Tiruin Evade: 2 = 2

It's a hit!

Damage roll: 13, +5 = 18
Grevious Wound roll: 22, no wound

Tiruin has 62/80 Health left!

Leone is faster than Tiruin's prayer and stabs her in the face!

Do a Jump roll.

Freckle McMurray does a jump roll to evade his opponents!

(Jump Roll active!)

Idle.

Morgan Le Fay meditates on the structure of the cosmos.

(Idle, 3 Stamina restored)

Paternoster, insightfully on the battlefield.

Tiruin prays as blood leaks from her wound.

(Paternoster active!)

Evade.

Aonghas McTaalich prepares to jump away from incoming attacks.

The crowd cheers quietly, watching the relatively bloodless round as the commentator announces that the deathmatch continues into Turn 5!

STATUS:
1. Freckle McMurray (Sosoku234), Her Majesty's Spy: 14/40 Health, <SSSSSS--->
2. Tiruin (Tiruin), The Crusader: 62/80 Health, <SSSSS>
3. Nix (NRDL), The Samurai: 35/65 Health, <SSSSSS->
4. Morgan Le Fay (AoshimaMichio), The Sorceress: 15/50 Health, <SSSSSSS->
5. Leone (heydude6), The Hoplite: 65/65 Health, <SS----> [Memetic Spartan Battlecry: 1/3]
6. Aonghas MacTaalich (DoctorMcTaalik), Celtic Warrior: 12/55 Health, <SSS----->

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XO/10.

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General Discussion / Re: The Dream Thread
« on: April 07, 2016, 02:06:23 am »
This dream of mine happened today and everyone looked like from anime. Boys were pretty, girls had large cleavages, everyone had larger-than-normal eyes. (also wall of text warning)

I was walking down the streets of a run-down city in UK which was ruled (like most of the Europe) by Directory, a totalitarian government, and I met some dissidents called Painters because they rode on motorcycles and painted graffiti everywhere, and their leader was this punky girl called Hirozoa. I join them on their nwest graffiti-painting trip.

We also met Sheridan, a travelling swordsman (??) and then the totalitarian pacifying force got wind of Painters' being in the open so we're assaulted by the Police only for Sheridan to accidentally kill one which makes the rest run. Civilians caught in the struggle can't believe and so cant' we because the Police was supposedly made of immortal mutant humans.

Next 'day' we assault the local base of the Police as news anchors' report several riots and death amongst The Police which of course triggers further riots of the people that thought the Police cannot be defeated. We then reach the armory and have a fight with very tall, muscular Commander who kills Hirozoa in particularily gory way (read: cuts her in two with big-ass sword) so Sheridan gets pissed and after lengthy one-on-one sword duel, wounds but seemingly cannot kill the Commander.

Then we see a little fairy that starts circling around Commander's left hand and on a hunch Sheridan strikes him in the wrist and Commander explodes. Like, not in shower of blood and meat but rather like some super-miniature nuclear explosion.

Fast forward few months and now I'm one of the Painters' officers (who are now a large paramilitary force fighting the Directory, aka the totalitarian regime), and we are led by Shiori, Hirozoa's older sister. We manage to get ourselves to attack one of the Sky Fortresses of the Directorate.

I don't remember this part well, but another almost-invicible guy with a sword was there, Sheridan appeared, the fairy appeared too, and this ended in Sky Fortress getting captured and the sword-guy exploded after saying 'My people will make your people pay for this!' to Sheridan.

Fast forward few months, and Sheridan is now master of a martial-arts-swordfighting-something-school, and I'm his clerk or accountant or whatever. We receive news that apparently some unidentified objects were spotted travelling near Jupiter and the UN convenes on how to deal with them. BTW, iby now the totalitarian european regime was nowhere to be found, so I guess riots got them, heh.

Anyways, Sheridan is closing this day's training program with a speech to prep the kids when suddenly we get a visit from a tall, muscular, sword-wielding, guy with so much hair on his head it looks like he has a frikkin' mane. He then makes a gory show by cleaving several students with his massive sword.

He boasts that we have killed his 'lesser cousins' and 'Operatives' of the 'Minari' race, but he won't go down that easily because his weak spot at his left thigh (yes he told us the exact location) has been triple-armored. I rush other kids to safety while Sheridan goes on and has a super long duel, and he actually manages couple glancing hits on that thigh but the guy does not explode.

'Sheridan, Sheridan!' we both hear a voice and behold, the tiny fairy guy is circling above muscular enemy, but he notices him and swats him aside shouting 'Pufu you traitor!'. Sheridan is on it already and after a proctracted duel (the muscular enemy is now actually defending), Sheridan slashes at the enemy's face...

...But he does not explode! Instead, he turns blue and starts gathering power, so the 'Pufu' fairy boy then does a trick and we both see the 'real' enemy, who is a tall bald elf-like alien with power aura and little black spot at his forehead. Sheridan strikes there and the guy explodes in much larger explosion, wounding Sheridan. We get to hospital, and then Pufu shows up again, and I watch news feed that Earth Spacefleet is scrambling to Mars because the alien ships that were at Jupiter were now attacking the habitats in asteroid belt.

Pufu then goes on a rant that' his race, Minari, is coming here to deal you a disproportionate retribution' and Sheridan asks 'for what?' and the fairy boy goes 'For what your little probe did!' and somehow we know its about Voyager 1 so some terrible accident happened and now Earth was on someone's hit-list.

We continue to watch the news feed, Pufu makes a lengthy exposition about Voyager 1 (I don't remember details now), Sheridan declares 'I gotta join the Spacefleet' so we walk out of the hospital...

...and then I wake up. Curses.

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He intensifies too much.

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//Oh huh, the Civ2 LP took me longer than expected. Now running turn, especially that everyone managed to send their actions whilst I was gaming.
//I just noticed I was forgetting to roll for Grevious wounds in previours rounds. Bleeeh! .<.

Spoiler: Speed rolls&Turn order (click to show/hide)

Nix turns to the Celtic Warrior and uses his VENGEFUL SLASH!

Nix Vengefully Slashes at Aonghas MacTaalich!
Nix Hit: 2 = 2
Aonghas Evade: 1 = 1

It's a hit!

Damage roll: 20, +20 = 40

Aonghas MacTaalich has 12/55 HP left!
Grevious Wound roll: 51, no wound!

Nix roars in desire for vengeance and then goes after Aonghas MacTaalich, striking him in his torso!

Ignore Nix for now, and Berserk Charge Morgan Le Fey instead.

Aonghas MacTaalich Charges Morgan Le Fey in Berserk's rage!
Aonghas Hit: 6, +3 = 9
Morgan Evade: 4 = 4

It's a hit!

Damage roll: 6, +20, -1 = 25 damage
Grevious Wound roll: 93, no wound!

The bleeding Celt catches the roaring infection and then goes after Morgan Le Fay, and the Sorceress suffers a gut wound!

Double tap Aonghas.

Freckle McMurray Double Taps Aonghas McTaalich!
Freckle Hit: 3 = 3
Aonghas Evade: 5, -2 = 3

It's a miss!

Freckle Hit: 2 = 2
Aonghas Evade: 6, -2 = 4

It's a miss!

Freckle McMurray pulls the trigger of his gun twice, but both bullets miss Aonghas, even as the Celt was staggering about after his reckless charge.

Fireblast at Nix, the easy target.

Morgan Le Fay Fireblasts Nix!
Morgan Hit: 3 = 3
Nix Evade: 6, +1 = 7

It's a miss!

Morgan Le Fay conjures a blast of fire to scorch Nix, but the spell brushes past him!

Paternoster, politely.

Crusader Tiruin continues her prayers.

(Paternoster active!)

attack Morgan Le Fay

Leone attacks Morgan Le Fay!
Leone Hit: 5 = 5
Morgan Evade: 4 = 4

It's a hit!

Damage roll: 6, +5, -1 = 10
Grevious Wound roll: 44, no wound!

Morgan Le Fay suffers even more when Leone stabs her in the stomach!

Crowds scream 'BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!' as the commentator describes the contestants in a monologue, and the deathmatch continues into Turn 4!

STATUS:
1. Freckle McMurray (Sosoku234), Her Majesty's Spy: 14/40 Health, <SSSSSSSS->
2. Tiruin (Tiruin), The Crusader: 80/80 Health, <SSSSS>
3. Nix (NRDL), The Samurai: 35/65 Health, <SSS---->
4. Morgan Le Fay (AoshimaMichio), The Sorceress: 15/50 Health, <SSSS---->
5. Leone (heydude6), The Hoplite: 65/65 Health, <SSS---> [Memetic Spartan Battlecry: 2/3]
6. Aonghas MacTaalich (DoctorMcTaalik), Celtic Warrior: 12/55 Health, <SSS----->

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Update 6: Carthaginian Decisive Victory!

In 82BC, Ptolemaics sue for peace. I threaten them, and they toss 400 gold at us. Four years later, we begin the bombardment of Rhodes.



PRAISED BE BAAL! In 77BC, we capture Rhodes, taking control of the Colossus, and plundering vast treasures from the coffers of the Rhodesian republicans.



Macedons do not bend so easily and so now our troops are en route to Athens.



75BC sees the fall of Athens into our hands. Macedon Greeks do have Gunpowder, but they had only one Musketeer inside; the rest were obsolete units like Pikemen, Knights.



In 73BC, the Macedons toss a whole horde of Crusaders against Athens! As they were protected by only privateers and galleons docked at the harbor, the Athens went back into Macedon hands. Lord Hannibal made a public speech in which he reassured his loyal worshippers that Athens will be ours again.
PS: Athens retaken in 71BC.



In 69BC Romans sign no less than three different military pacts.
PS: No wonder, our cease-fire just ended.

Next year, Pella is ours. In 65BC, Khorasan, a Celtic port at the edge of Black Sea, and Pisae, which was suprisingly staffed by only 1 Musketeer and several Cannons, fall into our hands as well.



Ahhh, Dragoons! Now our riders can pack a superior firepower to all those Knights and Crusaders used by other civilizations. I have went after Tactics as the next topic, so we can bring Cavalry upon heads of the infidels.

The introduction of Dragoons made capture of Sena much easier; the Musketeers garrison fell under the might of 3 Veteran Dragoons from Terracina and Neapolis, in 63BC! Demetrias, a Macedon city between Pella and Athens, suffers the same fate in 62BC.

Unfortunately, with Ptolemaics digging in and Seleucids getting very hard to beat, we turn our eyes inland now, into Europe; the Celt cities of Milan and La Tene become our next targets to grab. Incidentally, if we manage to capture and secure them, we could get into 'Decisive Victory' territory.



In 55BC, we develop Tactics! Now onto the next topic I had on mind, one that could possibly help us tackle Alexandria and Antioch; if we will have enough time to embark on an offensive against Seleucids and Ptolemaics, that's it.

In 53BC, Macedons sign a cease-fire treaty with us.



49BC! We become masters of the Amphibious Warfare! Our Privateers, 1hp wonders with 4atk and 1def, will now be replaced by tough, horrific 2hp warriors with 8atk and 5def. They can take cities and hold them on their own.



Milan falls before our forces in 44BC.



Alexandria falls but only after a lengthy siege in which we lose entirety of our Privateer veterans (10), 4 Marines and 4 Cavalry units against a large garrison of Riflemen, and we burn down a fleet of Ptolemaic galleons docked in the city.



In 42BC, we buy Heliopolis.

That's right. Lord Baal blessed us with so much money, that our shrewd Diplomats Prophets of Baal are capable of buying the strongest fortresses with the golden ducats.
Next year, we acquire Industrialization via theft!

Then we procure more cities that embrace the golden rain of Baal.

In the Year 34BC, we bring downfall upon the Romans. Their people are scattered, their culture lost.

However.



Our great Lord Hannibal, Son in His image, High Priest of the Cult of Baal, feels that his time upon this Earth is coming to an end.

He shall ascend into new plane of existence, where everything is made of liquid gold, and thoughts are gold, and gold is thoughts.

He will forget the petty struggles of the mortals, leaving behind the pesky Celts, the hostile Seleucids, the pampered Ptolemaics, the pathetic Greeks and cowardly Macedons. He shall become BAAL. GOD OF PLUNDER AND WEALTH.



The Census of Wisdom made in 30BC highlights how wise and enlightened the Carthaginians became under the guidance of Hannibal.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

He then in his wisdom and near omni-potence creates the first map of His empire, and the people cheered.



In the 28BC, He was gone.



First time ever I manage a Decisive Victory in a scenario! :D

This was fun, and Privateering cities all the time was even more fun. We didn't get La Tene (1 point), Antioch (1 point), Memphis (1 point) and Seleucia (2 points), but those were simply out of my logistical reach (and Ptolemy adopted Democracy so I couldn't buy his cities after Helipolis anyways, curses).

Also, I have burned out a little on those LP's, so I don't think I will be starting a new one in next few days. I have other games to play, too :P

Cya next time!

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I'm doubly confused

I have delicious chocolate sponge cake. It is bliss in spongy form.

-snip-

You need more borscht and hugs.

* Haspen gives hugs.

Borscht however you gotta procure on your own, smart adult lady miss :v!

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Oh lordy, I just went through a powerful nostalgia trip; namely, I found a very old text adventure creator files inside one of the folders that I copied from my old PC to the one I have currently.

Much to my surprise, this game had a very old, and silly, text adventure I made as a teen in about 2007 or 2008? I just played through it and, wow, I was so, so, so childish back then. Woah. I almost feel a bit ashamed of those written antics...

However, I managed to navigate the mazes, beat a GM's quiz and avoided being shot by border guards, and died only 3 times (death by shorted circuitry? by digging in your nose too deep? honestly, teen myself, what were you snorting back then??) before I reached the 'end' of this adventure. I should've finished writing it back then, it was a neat little thing.

Such a little thing, and it made my day...

* Haspen reminisces about childhood.

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A fish. That is big.

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About 50-something.

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