TACTICS:
Offensive Tactic!
Team A is now fighting Offensively!
NORMAL:
Smash MayBe's skull in.
Roll for Broderick: 6 = 6, success!
Roll for MayBe the Sorted: 5 = 5
Roll for damage: 4-1 = 3dmg
MayBe the Sorted has 4/7HP left!
Maybe the Sorted starts to bleed!
Turn Brother Ham to bacon
Roll for Alphanti: 4, +1 = 5, success!
Roll for Brother Ham: 3, +1 = 4
Roll for damage: 2-2 = 0dmg!
Nothing happens.
Shoot MayBe, because he doesn't look like he's armored well!
Roll for Adira Salome: 6, +2 = 8, success!
Roll for MayBe the Sorted: 4 = 4
Roll for damage: 3-1 = 2dmg
MayBe the Sorted has 2/7HP left!
Stab Broderick in the eye socket.
Roll for Lucius: 5, +1 = 6, success!
Roll for Broderick: 3, +1 = 4
Roll for damage: 5+1-1! = 5dmg
Broderick has 1/6HP left!
Broderick is losing blood!
Ruin the Taskmaster's day
Roll for Old General Henderson: 6 = 6, success!
Roll for Taskmaster Mu: 1, +1 = 2
Roll for damage: 1-2 = 0dmg!
Nothing happens.
Poke somebody in the eye
Roll for random enemy: 1, Alphanti
Roll for Bert the Brainless: 2 = 2
Roll for Alphanti: 1, +2 = 3
Nothing happens.
He attacks Bert the Brainless before Bert can figure which end of his pole is the pointy one.
Roll for MayBe the Sorted: 2, +1 = 3, success!
Roll for Bert the Brainless: 1 = 1
Roll for damage: 10-1 = 9 dmg!
Bert the Brainless has 2/11HP left!
Bert the Brainless is leaking blood!
Drink the wine and smite Burt the Brainless! For king, country, and delicious fats!
Tallow Knight spends the turn emptying Flask o' Wine!
Tallow Knight is now Drunk!
Brother Ham attacks Lucius.
Roll for Brother Ham: 3, +1 = 4, success!
Roll for Lucius: 1, +1 = 2
Roll for damage: 4-1! = 3dmg
Lucius has 5/8HP left!
Lucius is now bleeding!
BLEEDING:
Broderick: Heads
Broderick is no longer bleeding!
Lucius: Heads
Lucius is no longer bleeding!
Bert the Brainless: Tails
Bert the Brainless loses 1 HP and is still bleeding!
MayBe the Sorted: Tails
MayBe the Sorted loses 1HP and is still bleeding!
