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"Teehee, it's a special recipe!"
"...oh, but I don't think I will get enough money to buy hazelnuts and brown sugar for that..." And Laura was sulking once more.
"That's a relief! So... you still want my sweet buns?"
Hit: 106-24 = 82
Hit roll: 25, hit! Crit roll: 8!
Damage: 32-6 = 26x3 = 84dmg
(00:06:17) PowderMiner: SIRUS WE FIGURED OUT WHO WINS THE ALBERTBOWL
(00:06:21) PowderMiner: IT'S LAMDEN
(00:06:40) Gigla: lamden takes home the prizzzzeee
(00:06:53) Hatkitty: it's the beard
(00:06:55) Ochita: 2 BAD
(00:06:56) Hatkitty: isn't it
(00:06:58) ***Sirus flails
(00:06:59) Hatkitty: Laura needs beard?
(00:12:15) Hatkitty: http://i.imgur.com/SZETkim.png 'ALBERT! ALBERT I GOT A BEARD LIKE LAMDEN, ALBERT PLS COME BACK TO MEEEE'
(00:12:32) PowderMiner: HAHAHAHAHA
(00:12:34) Gigla: oh jesus
(00:12:42) PowderMiner: that is BEAUTIFUL
(00:12:57) Ochita: FYCJ
"Sorry... I... I just screwed up badly with Lily and Lamden and... and I'm just afraid you will stop being a friend, too... I mean, I like you and that's a fact but... but I just don't wanna be all alone in this whole group."
"Yes! Exactly! I heard my mother saying she loves my dad and they like each other for years now and live happily, it must be it! Even if I know you for about..." "Has it been even a month?"
(23:40:17) Hatkitty: I just imagined their honeymoon and: 'Albert' 'Yes' 'I'm not sure if we should be just sitting on the edge of the bed all this time' 'I think you might be right' 'What we should do then?' 'Um... let's recite a prayer to goddess of love! That's definitely what married people do!' 'YES!'
(23:40:41) Ochita: oh my god
(23:40:42) Ochita: yes
"Albert you're murdering me worse than those spiders and eyes in the tomb." "Uhhh... Albert, so, I, like, like you, very much! I like you so much that I- uhh, I- ummmm... I-I love you a whole b-b-b-b-bit." Laura waited a second and let out a sigh. "T-There, I said it... I said it." She didn't believe herself, but HO BOY SHE DID!
RIP PM, losing out on shipping to Laura
"No, it's not that! Uhhh! I meant, I thought, I hoped, you would, ummm..." Come onnnn, try talking, not punching or running away. TALKING!! "Uhhh..." "W-Well... something... someone... c-closer."
"As... as younger brother? You mean... oh, oh! And... and I was giving myself a chance here." She sat down at nearby bench, covered her face, and let out a sad 'waaaaaah' noise.
