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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMDESERT
« on: August 07, 2022, 02:25:46 am »
It is a black box without an opening. Its weight and slick, shiny surface makes you think its either metal or stone, but banging it against a rock doesnt even scratch its surface.

You try to remember your previous life at the safety of the Oasis Seven, which you left oh-so-many nights ago...

A) An eye-priest, guided by the Eyes that once inhabited the Sitting-Brains.
B) A magician, calling upon the powers of the Night Gods.
C) A roboticist, salvaging and repairing the Metal Ones.
D) A soldier, clad in plasteel and wielding the white and red weapons.
E) A merchant, with knowledge of peoples and items of the Desert.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMDESERT
« on: August 06, 2022, 04:48:43 pm »
You leave your tent, a sorry assemblage of sticks, linen cloth, scrap metal and bones.

There's only one sun on the sky today - the red one. It is a good day to travel, so you prepare to dismantle the tent.

You are not thirsty, not hungry and you feel fine.

Your canteen is quarter-full of water and your bag has moderate amount of food left inside.

You unearth the plasteel strongbox that was forged by the Ancients, no doubt, and inside you find the item that you stored there for safekeeping long ago. That item is...

A) A pink crystal.
B) A black box without an opening.
C) A sword of porcelain and metal.
D) A trio of highly-volatile grenadefruits.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMDESERT
« on: August 06, 2022, 11:35:46 am »
(Secret ending get!)

Your indecisivity is your doom. You waste yourself, unable to make a decision and by the time you realize it, all three suns shine their deadly rays upon your flesh.

You burn and wither to nothing.

A) Try again as another adventurer?
B) Finish playing SPAMDESERT?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMDESERT
« on: August 06, 2022, 08:29:27 am »
What a terrible day to have a voting spread ;v

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« on: August 06, 2022, 08:18:11 am »
"Nope."

"Boo, you can't get really drunk with synthol. Or fast, for that matter."

The redhead slams the emtpy shots onto the table.

"Bartender, I have decided, get me Spice Melange." With a nod you connect to the drink mix database.

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Queries: spice melange

1 entry found:

SPICE MELANGE: 81c

2 Shots of Sucrosol
2 Shots of Saproot
Shot of Fungus Malus

Serve in a tank glass with ice.

You quickly mix the cheap synthols with the spicy, and the mix receives an orange hue - surpising, given that the ingredients were mostly clear or greenish. You add the crushed ice and pass the tank with Spice Melange to Sylvanas, and she lets you scan her credchip. (+81c)

Today Earnings: 531c
Monthly Earnings: 531c

"So barkeeeeep, what are you doing tonight?" Harley props her chin on her bridged fingers, smirking like a kitten.

A) "Work."
B) FLIRTY: "I haven't decided yet, buuuuuut you might be it!"
C) CHATTY: "Were you going to ask 'whom'? I am open to suggestions."

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Dragon Realm Chronicles - Roc Slayer Chapter 4 - The Intrepid
« on: August 05, 2022, 04:02:38 pm »
Yes yes yes yes yes yesssssssss :D

This was worth the wait. It is always worth the wait. Aquos hot.

Never doubt Haku, even if it takes x months a chapter!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« on: August 05, 2022, 01:27:24 pm »
FLIRTY: "Beautiful nails, miss, but that hand would look better reaching for something else than my console, so please take it away."

The white-haired girl takes her hand away while the other two 'oooooooh' aloud.

"I love you bartender guy!" The green-haired one exclaims, clapping her hands.

You connect to the drink mix database.

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Queries: magnetar, blood on ice

2 entries found:

MAGNETAR: 142c

2 Shots of InPulsar
Shot of Equator
Dash of Sucrosol

Serve in a tank glass with ice.

BLOOD ON ICE: 36c

Shot of Grenadiere
Shot of Grapevine

Serve in a cocktail glass with ice.

You quickly mix up the Magnetar in a tank with ice, and then the extremely chunky-looking Blood on Ice, the cubes filling most of the cocktail glass.

You serve them to the two ladies and fix two shots of Wóda for the last. They let you scan their credchips one-by one, sending their federal credits to your account. (+188c)

Today Earnings: 450c
Monthly Earnings: 450c

Quote from: New Patron IDs obtained
Patron ID: Draqueesha Borgia
Occupation: Licensed Bounty Hunter, Captain of Personal Assault Corvette "The Black Dragon of Angierach"
Conv.style: HOT-HEADED
Liked drinks: Magnetar
Disliked drinks: N/A

Patron ID: Sylvanas Dracul
Occupation: Licensed Bounty Hunter
Conv.style: HOT-HEADED
Liked drinks: N/A
Disliked drinks: N/A

Patron ID: Harley Bloodfalls
Occupation: Licensed Bounty Hunter
Conv.style: FLIRTY
Liked drinks: Blood on Ice
Disliked drinks: N/A

The girls clink their glasses against each other and start drinking.

1236USY.1d/1m.1455h

Draqueesha slams down her tank glass and looks you into the eye.

"You ain't got any real, bottled booze stashed somewhere, do you?"

A) Tell the truth.
B) Spin the question around to ask about bottled booze.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMDESERT
« on: August 05, 2022, 01:01:32 pm »
It is a map drawn on the yellowed paper. The red Sign of Direction is telling you which way is south, and there are images and the Ancient script all over the map.

If only you knew the script... but the map has enough landmarks that you might have a chance to find whatever lies at the 'x' in south-west corner.

You try to remember your previous life at the safety of the Oasis Four, which you left oh-so-many nights ago...

A) A roboticist, salvaging and repairing the Metal Ones.
B) A magician, calling upon the powers of the Night Gods.
C) A merchant, with knowledge of peoples and items of the Desert.
D) An eye-priest, guided by the Eyes that once inhabited the Sitting-Brains.
E) A soldier, clad in plasteel and wielding the white and red weapons.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums 10: IC Thread!
« on: August 05, 2022, 12:57:34 pm »
The fighting retreat has begun!

Quote from: Levi vs Trickster B
Hit: 101-13 = 88
Hit roll: 33, hit!
No crit roll
Damage: 7+2-5 = 4dmg

Quote from: Lijsbeth vs Cutthroat C
Hit: 93+15+5-12 = 101, autohit!
Crit roll: 81, no crit
Damage: 11+1-2 = 10dmg

Cutthroat C retaliates!
Hit: 83-15-5-7 = 56
Hit roll: 43, hit!
Crit roll: 39, no crit
Damage: 14-1-3 = 10dmg

~~Enemies Turn!~~

The swordsman tried to catch Lijsbeth, but only managed to catch a lance to the face.

Quote from: Cutthroat C vs Lijsbeth
Hit: 83-15-10-5-7 = 46
Hit roll: 86, miss!

Lijsbeth counterattacks!
Hit: 93+15+10+5-12 = 111, autohit!
Crit roll: 81, no crit
Damage: 11+1-2 = 10dmg

The other bandits ran into the room en masse.

PLAYER TURN: 14



Spoiler: Map Info and Objectives (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / SPAMDESERT
« on: August 05, 2022, 12:34:21 pm »
You leave your tent, a sorry assemblage of sticks, linen cloth, scrap metal and bones.

There's only one sun on the sky today - the red one. It is a good day to travel, so you prepare to dismantle the tent.

You are not thirsty, not hungry and you feel fine.

Your canteen is half-full of water and your bag has tiny amount of food left inside.

You unearth the plasteel strongbox that was forged by the Ancients, no doubt, and inside you find the item that you stored there for safekeeping long ago. That item is...

A) A sword of porcelain and metal.
B) A black box without an opening.
C) A map of the Ancient city.
D) A bottle of white-blue pills.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Spam Space Colony, Turn 1
« on: August 03, 2022, 04:07:02 pm »
DGJ

Good luck with the game!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« on: August 03, 2022, 03:08:00 pm »
You get behind the bar and make sure its ready to serve the incoming customers.

1236USY.1d/1m.1449h

The computer notifies you that the Black Dragon of Angierach has docked.

Soon enough, the airlock gate opens with a loud hiss and trio of the women enters. All of them clad in slick-black jumpsuits, with plasteel armor plates on their shoulders and legs. The three ladies are all different - two have dark skin and the third has a near-milk white. The first of the dark ladies has bright red hair with a 'thunder' shaped streak of blue, the second has pure white hair, and the milky-skinned girl has short, spiky, neon-green hair.

"HELLLOOOOO extremely, barkeep!" The white-haired girl bellows as she approaches, leading other two behind.

"Wow, what a dump. SRC maintenance didnt get here yet, huh?" Says the redhead as the trio approaches and sits down at the bar, staring at you. Finally, the green-haired one purses her lips and sizes you up.

"He kinda cute, not gonna lie." She speaks with a smug grin on her face.

"Yo, enough talk. Get me a Magnetar."

"Blood on ice!"

"Hmm... get me a shot of wóda. No, wait, two wódas!" You nod, taking their orders and connecting to the drink database-

"Nuh-uh!" The white-haired girl covers the console with her gloved hand, stopping you. "Don't be that cheap with this, you can mix drinks without thinking!"

A) Start mixing on a hunch.
B) CHATTY: "I appreciate your trust in my abilities, but I can't mix without a recipe. Please move your hand."
C) FLIRTY: "Beautiful nails, miss, but that hand would look better reaching for something else than my console, so please take it away."
D) Push her hand away and resume working.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« on: August 03, 2022, 02:34:11 pm »
You dress up and rush to the command center, checking the sensor console.

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Sensors Station Alert! IFF beacon translation in progress...

Done!

"The Black Dragon of Angierach", a Violator-class Personal Assault Corvette, is approaching from the direction of Eta Coridani Jump Gate.

Standard docking and refueling request received.

Fuel Pump assigned: #4 (authority: Automated Refueling AI)

Estimated arrival time: 13 minutes.

You re-read the name of the ship just to be sure.

There's incoming hail, too.

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"Yo, person on board, our bio-sensors tell us someone's on board, but there's no ship docked, so you gotta be the new barkeep or soon-to-be-dead pirate! So start them replicators, we want synthol and we want it hot!"

"Or spicy! You better know how to mix drinks!"

"This place has a bartender? For real?? Holy shit!"

"I know right? It was empty last week-"
The call is ended by the ship's crew there.

A) I better get those replicators started... or something.
B) Thirteen minutes is enough time to remember something about myself, right?
C) Thirteen minutes is enough time to... (do something else?)

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Dragon Realm Chronicles - Roc Slayer Chapter 3 out now!
« on: August 03, 2022, 02:20:29 pm »
Ooooh something to be hyped for the weekend :D

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums 9: IC Thread!
« on: August 02, 2022, 04:02:22 pm »
Argos was healstaffed.

Quote from: Alixia heals Argos
10+11 = Up to 21HP healed

~~Allies Turn!~~

One of the militia began to exhibit strange behaviour, hugging the wall as if drunk. The other entering the room rubbed at his eyes.

"Lolbert? The hell are you doing?"

"Commander, what's the problem?" The Prince approached the militia commander.

"I haven't the slightest, to be honest..."

Orf moved up to the chest, eyed it warily for a second, then knelt and opened it.

"Money, Prince Aland! Bags full of- oh, he left... well."" The thief picked up the heavy sacks.

//Party gets 1000 Gold!

Casslan could hear quiet shuffling coming from behind the metal-clad door, as if someone was moving some boxes behind it.

PLAYER TURN: 6



Spoiler: Objectives&Map Info (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

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