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The jungle was silent, except various animal sounds in distance.

"_Hueeeaa~" Like, uh, this one.

What do we do with the drunken sailor with half the playerlist that fails to show up?

At the northwest edge of this strange region, there is a colony of red-skinned humanoids worshipping some sort of giant eagle deity. They live in small hovels made of sticks and clay, and these buildings resemble downturned bowls. These people hunt, fish and forage for food, and are excellent archers. They are hard to communicate with, and the word they most often repeat is 'Kukula'. It might be their deity, their village's name, their tribe's name - something important for sure.

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_{And I tripleposted in my own thread aw yiss}

I was animu protagonist - or at least, I was in animu - traveling late 19th century Austria with some war refugees. All was okay-ish during the day.

But at night we began to see multiple orange lights on the sky that formed various 'modern' signs like street arrows, neon signs and other such things. Other animu characters began to talk and shortly afterwards we began our march toward the direction pointed by the most recognizable of arrow signs.

Then somehow I ended on a court of some young nobleman and we were discussing some parasite plague that started around in the region which involved rather big parasites growing in patients' lungs and the top-notch physicians couldn't do anything about it.

And then this maiden serving meal for me screams in pain and suddenly CHESTBURSTER!!! I kid you not, Alien-head thingy with numerous tentacles burst from between her breasts, startling pretty much everyone at the table and spraying blood everywhere. Then it began talking in Arabic or Hebrew or some other such language, before switching to English (cuz everyone in Austria speaks English, duh), and then took place in the middle of the dinner table.

Then three more maids exploded into the alien-tentacles and joined the main tentacle thing into a full Alien (from Alien vs Predator series if you still have no clue), and it said something like 'You saw the lights, we are coming!' and then vanished. Then I spoke with that nobleman for a while and then he pitched an idea about how we should telegraph Queen Victoria of England and Otto von Bismarck of Germany to begin military plans to counter this alien invasion.

Then I ran up the stairs onto another floor and watched more lights descending from the night sky, but then I woke up.

Besides I'm still waiting on Tiruin to fix her move cuz she has no weapons that hit at range 3.