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(I thought Beard Friends were restricted to Blunts and Axes?)
52, -, 53, 69, max, 15, 4, 86
28, -, 22, 6, 19, 5, 20, 47
1, 3, -, 63, 70, 7, 94, 25
23, 86, 34, 87, 12, 84, 94, max
47, 57, -, 44, 22, 82, 91, 62
52, -, max, 45, 8, 95, 25, 3
42, 56, 91, max, 10, 26, 99, max
13, 54, 4, max, 49, 96, 50, 46
auto, 72, 57, 81, 85, 69, 53, 91
29, max, -, max, 74, 79, 56, 79
55, max, 76, max, 57, 4, 40, 38
43, 16, -, 90, 20, 28, 67, 51
68, 45, -, 16, 61, 62, 9, 8
All the HP
Hit: 113-10-42 = 61
Hit roll: 63, miss!
Oh, wait, looks like we have ridiculous Team B inflation again. Can you resign me as Team A, GM?
"Well, yes, I gather miss Cyra here is a swordfighter and personally I can handle axes and swords. But we're prisoners, so of course we have no weapons with us."
"I think I will leave that with no comment."
"Do not worry, Miss Cyra. With age, you will be able to handle even the largest of men." He grinned at her and then looked through the small barred hole in the door. He noticed Fezz and whistled at him. "You, clothed one, I assume you're not with the Empire? What would you want in exchange for our release?"
Hit: 114+10-15-22 = 87
Hit roll: 85, hit! Crit roll: 6!
Damage: 28+2-7 = 23x3 = 69dmg
"Woah, miss Cyra, not that I mind a girl's attention, but this isn't really a proper place for this." "Thank you." She waited till the icon was in her hands before continuining. "And you could use few personal interaction lessons in your life."
31-10 = 21dmg
State of Prussia grows weary of the bloody conflict
