NORMAL:
Get revenge on Marisa, a Dragon knows no fear! Attack!
Roll for Saesenthessis: 4 = 4
Roll for Marisa Ann Patterson: 1, +1 = 2, lost!
Roll for damage: 3-2 = 1dmg
Marisa Ann Patterson has 7/8HP left!
Stab at Ms. (?) Wolfrock again, only this time do it better.
Roll for Bobeleth Bobari: 5
Roll for Verin Wolfrock: 4, +1, -1 = 4, lost!
Roll for damage: 5-1 = 4dmg
Verin Wolfrock has -1/7HP left!
Verin Wolfrock has been killed!
Verin is actually a man. Shouldn't have shaved before the battle, makes it harder to recognize his gender. Sex aside, gotta take the enemy commander's head.
Not in this life, nope!
more berserking
Roll for random enemy: 3, Strategos Tacticus Logisticus III
Roll for Kirby IX: 5, +2 = 7
Roll for Strategos Tacticus Logisticus: 1, +1, +1 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 4-2 = 2dmg
Strategos Tacticus Logisticus has 5/7HP left!
Attack, and Aim for Saesenthessis' genitals!
Roll for Marisa Ann Patterson: 1, +1 = 2
Roll for Saesenthessis: 2 = 2
Nothing happens.
Kill Lathian.
Roll for Strategos Tacticus Logisticus: 4 = 4
Roll for Lathian: 1, +1, +1 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 3-1 = 2dmg
Lathian has 3/7HP left!
Kill Lord Hansen. He Hurt me.
Roll for Bob: 6 = 6
Roll for Lord Hansen IXX: 1, +1, +2 = 4, lost!
Roll for damage: 3-2 = 1dmg
Lord Hansen IXX has 6/7HP left!
Attack the Strategos again.
Roll for Lathian: 5, +1 = 6
Roll for Strategos Tacticus Logisticus: 2, +1, +1 = 4, lost!
Roll for damage: 4-1! = 3dmg
Strategos Tacticus Logisticus has 2/7HP left!
Strategos Tacticus Logisticus is now bleeding!
Attack the man who is trying to kill me!
Roll for Lord Hansen IXX: 5 = 5
Roll for Bob: 4, +2 = 6
Nothing happens.
Kill Verin. If he's dead, go after the person with the axe on the other team who isn't the noble.
=Kirby IX
Roll for Sir Knightly: 4
Roll for Kirby IX: 3, +2, +2 = 7
Nothing happens.
BLEEDING:
Flip: Tails
Strategos Tacticus Logisticus III stops bleeding!
Flip: Tails
Bob is no longer bleeding!
REGEN:
Saesenthessis now has 3/5HP!
