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Russia offer Albion Radio Comunications in exchange for Howitzers [Not Accepted]













(13:06:50) Solymr: did they
(13:06:51) Solymr: in fh
(13:06:55) Solymr: wut
(13:07:32) Ochita: Yeah
(13:07:35) Ochita: They did
(13:07:45) Solymr: wow
(13:07:46) Hatkitty: DEY DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
(13:09:01) Solymr: and this is only B level
(13:09:03) Ochita: At B level
(13:09:04) Ochita: yes
(13:09:09) Solymr: just wait when they get to s
(13:11:09) Hatkitty: "Hey Albert?" "Yes?" "I know it's bad to ask before final chapter, but can you baptize our twins? I can't hold them while pregnant." "..."
(13:11:22) Hatkitty: :p
(13:12:50) Solymr: pffff
(13:13:30) Solymr: im literally trying to hold my laughter in front of my family
(13:13:36) Ochita: Quick hatkitty
(13:13:41) Solymr: cause i dont want them to ask why im laughing
(13:13:47) Ochita: make more awkward situations for Albert in this chat
(13:13:49) Solymr: pls im crying
(13:14:48) Hatkitty: "ALBEEEEERT!" "Yes, Lily?" "Can I take some of your spare cloth its ideal for diapers." "..."
(13:15:10) Solymr: pls
(13:15:22) Solymr: im dying over here
(13:15:26) KujiUn: Pfthahahaha
(13:16:04) Ochita: XV
(13:18:03) Solymr: someone just copy this entire conversation to the ooc threas
(13:19:09) Ochita: "ALLBEERRT, would you mind taking care of our children?" "Lilly we're in combat RIGHT NOW" "But Allllbeerrrttttt"
(13:29:18) Ochita: Hmm. What if it wasn't just Albert, but also Lamden. What situations could happen then? :v
(13:30:14) Solymr: "lamden can you lend us your horse to carry 2 of our kids? tomiks wyvern is already carrying 4"
(13:31:32) Ochita: Lamden trys hitting on a woman, Albert comes up behind him being like "Lamden you gotta take care of this diaper come on we agreed on it"
(13:42:40) Hatkitty: then we learn Tomik is super stronk
(13:42:49) Hatkitty: first pregnancy, quadruplets
(13:43:47) GiglaDes: not octuplets?
(13:48:09) Ochita: Entire party becomes godparents.
(13:50:31) GiglaDes: no more fighting
(13:50:41) GiglaDes: just looking after children horde
(13:50:56) Hatkitty: "Albeeeert?" "Yes Lily?" "We need to hire another mercenary?" "What, why?" "We're running out of godparents for my children!"
(13:51:11) Ochita: Even albert at that point would be
(13:51:59) Ochita: "PLEASE STOP MAKING MORE I CANT CHANGE DIAPERS FAST ENOUGH AND I HAVE NO MORE CLEAN CLOTH LILLY" "Allllbeerrrttttttttttt"
(13:52:26) Ochita: FEF: Final hour: Children horde simulator.
"That's good." She looked at Harlan, then back at Albert.
"I guess I shall go eat something before we have to leave."




"Hmm, is that so?" Ethan looked at the cliffs.
"Pity that we will smash them apart, then."