NORMAL:
Defend the Holy Duke
Sir Brenzen's squire Defends Holy Duke!
Defend Sir Eric. Extol the Dark Side's many benefits in order to draw Stereotype Man's fire.
Nicholas the Unholy Defends Sir Eric!
Preferably, through sir Eric.
Nicholas the Unholy intercepts!
Roll for Sir Rainor: 5, +1 = 6
Roll for Nicholas the Unholy: 1, +1, +3 = 5, lost!
Roll for damage: 3+1-1 = 3dmg
Nicholas the Unholy has -2/7HP left!
Nicholas the Unholy is no more!
Team A achieved its objective!
The Duke will fall!
Some other day, ye.
Attack Tales of Lee Harvey Flophouse.
Roll for Sir Eric: 3, +1 = 4
Roll for Tales of Lee Harvey Flophouse: 1, +1, -1, +2 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 3+1+1-3 = 2dmg
Tales of Lee Harvey Flophouse has 3/6HP left!
Protect the Duke!
No need for that anymore.
Stab Nick again, or Nathaniel Strange if Nick's dead.
Roll for Tales of Lee Harvey Flophouse: 4, +1, -1, +2 = 6
Roll for Nathaniel Strange: 5, +1 = 6
Nothing happens.
Attack Sir Rainor.
Roll for Captain Obvious: 6, +1 = 7
Roll for Sir Rainor: 3, +2 = 5, lost!
Roll for damage: 3-1 = 2dmg
Sir Rainor has 2/6HP left!
Attack the Duke again!
Sorry, he's gone for now.
Fire at the biggest infidel in the enemy lines.
??
Roll for random enemy: 5, That Guy Over There
Roll for Stereotype Man: 4, +2 = 6
Roll for That Guy Over There: 3, +1, +2 = 6
Nothing happens.