I want into jerk team.
Entreant AALBERG THE SADISTIC PYROMANIAC MAGE!

Here is his custom sprite and a mug that would be neat to have transparentified
*wink wink nudge nudge at artsy peeps*Name: Aalberg
Class: Mage Trainee (-> Mage (-> Sage))
Character Specific Skill: Fortune
Affinity: ?
Personal Fault: Antisocial: When in 3 tile radius of Allies, -50% Support Bonuses
Personal Skill: Killer SideBURNS!: When using Fire subcategory, +2 MAG
//Personal Skill: Childhood Cracks: When fighting against Female enemies, +15 Hit
////Personal Skill: What Doesn't Kill You...: When fighting against enemies who have Anima tomes equipped, +2 RES
Preferred stats: MAG, SKL
Weapon profs: Anima (E)
Level: 1 (0/100)
Total Level: 1
Progression spent: 330%
HP: 17 (65%)
STR: 2 (0%)
MAG: 5 (70%)
SKL: 4+1 (45%)
CON: 3
AID: 2
LCK: 2 (15%)
DEF: 0+1 (30%)
RES: 3 (45%)
SPD: 4+2 (60%)
MOV: 4
Inventory:
Name Type () RNG MT WT CR Hit QL
Fire Fire (E)1-2 4 7 0 90 40/40
Vulnerary (3/3)
Battle Stats (with Fire):
AT: 11
Hit: 101
AS: 5 - (7-{3+0}=4) = 1
Eva: 4
Crt: 3
DG: 2
Bio:
A magician and a pyromaniac. His first magical 'successes' included burning down his father's barn and scalding his younger sister's face. Recognizing how magically-adept (and dangerous) Aalberg was, his parents sent him off to a magical school, hoping that discipline and supervision might curb his tendencies.
Unfortunately, he didn't last long before he 'accidentally' burnt a fellow trainee. The girl in question survived (barely) and might one day regain her beauty, but Aalberg was kicked out on short notice and threatened with severe punishment if he ever came back.
Knowing he has nowhere to go, he ventured into the wild world. After several (mis)adventures, this dangerous young man teamed up with a group of travelers, who did promise him a wholesome of targets to burn and scorch.
He can be in the first group of enemies, or the backstory of 'teaming up with travelers' might refer to main team...
I'm just too lazy to write somethin else.