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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem On Forums: NoH: OOC thread: Chumming the waters
« on: August 04, 2014, 03:08:47 am »I blame Blade's dice.
This is theworstmost accurate meme ever.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Pixel Art Collaboration
« on: August 04, 2014, 02:58:35 am »
Welcome back, Mageziya!
Deeeebs.
Deeeebs.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums 2 (FEF2) IC/Game Thread
« on: August 03, 2014, 04:41:07 am »
//13.16 is hill without any axeman in range... so I assumed Sirus meant '13.14' instead.
Quote from: Grifen vs Axeman A
Hit: 110-12 = 98
Hit roll: 72, hit!
Damage: 16-5 = 11dmg
Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« on: August 03, 2014, 04:30:18 am »
"Repel them, brethren! Repel the Palatine dogs as many times as needed!" Prince Salem encouraged his soldiers to go on an offensive.
That didn't help Le Draco who lifted his shield high to defend himself.
Canon Fader then attacked Prince Salem, catching him undefended. But unfortunately for Canon Fader, the magical chainmamil boosted Prince's reflexes; along with thei shield, it was enough to evade Canon Fader's attacks with finesse and grace of a swan.
Sir Hansan III took a defensive pose, and in the meanwhile, Dwarfy McCann attacked Le Draco. The shield and Le Draco's stance were for naught; Dwarfy McCann struck him in the shoulder! The sword slashed across the mail and skin, but as sparks flew, it was evident that this blade, at this angle, will never cut through Le Draco's scaled skin.
Moments later, Killian von Death was at Sir Brenzen's ghost again, swirling the blade and trying to find a hole in the ghost's defenses. It wasn't hard; with mighty stab, the blade cut through Sir Brenzen's ghost corporeal form once more.
Whilst Torpor Knight was reloading his crossbow, Hamun attacked Sir Hansan III. The mighty battleax swung twice around the knight, who barely escape the mighty weapon. Alas, at the third swing, the axe smashed into his abdomen, slicing through his stomach, kidneys and other innards, making a mess of bile, blood and fluids that gushed forth as Sir Hansan III fell to the grund.
David Redclaw attacked Dwarfy McCann; this time however, the rebel swordmaster put a little more strength into his attacks, and the blade managed to prick upon Dwarfy McCann's left arm, even through the masterwork silvery chainmail.
"BULK SMASH!" was the last words that Sir Brenzen's ghost heard before darkness fell around him again. The mighty halberdier with green-tinted skin rushed at him and with a swing of a halberd, he cut the ghost in two, sending his counsciousness back into the cold, unwelcoming, afterlife.
Walt and Curse of Lee Harvey Flophouse arrive to help Team A!
Team B continues to fight offensively!
That didn't help Le Draco who lifted his shield high to defend himself.
Canon Fader then attacked Prince Salem, catching him undefended. But unfortunately for Canon Fader, the magical chainmamil boosted Prince's reflexes; along with thei shield, it was enough to evade Canon Fader's attacks with finesse and grace of a swan.
Sir Hansan III took a defensive pose, and in the meanwhile, Dwarfy McCann attacked Le Draco. The shield and Le Draco's stance were for naught; Dwarfy McCann struck him in the shoulder! The sword slashed across the mail and skin, but as sparks flew, it was evident that this blade, at this angle, will never cut through Le Draco's scaled skin.
Moments later, Killian von Death was at Sir Brenzen's ghost again, swirling the blade and trying to find a hole in the ghost's defenses. It wasn't hard; with mighty stab, the blade cut through Sir Brenzen's ghost corporeal form once more.
Whilst Torpor Knight was reloading his crossbow, Hamun attacked Sir Hansan III. The mighty battleax swung twice around the knight, who barely escape the mighty weapon. Alas, at the third swing, the axe smashed into his abdomen, slicing through his stomach, kidneys and other innards, making a mess of bile, blood and fluids that gushed forth as Sir Hansan III fell to the grund.
David Redclaw attacked Dwarfy McCann; this time however, the rebel swordmaster put a little more strength into his attacks, and the blade managed to prick upon Dwarfy McCann's left arm, even through the masterwork silvery chainmail.
"BULK SMASH!" was the last words that Sir Brenzen's ghost heard before darkness fell around him again. The mighty halberdier with green-tinted skin rushed at him and with a swing of a halberd, he cut the ghost in two, sending his counsciousness back into the cold, unwelcoming, afterlife.
Walt and Curse of Lee Harvey Flophouse arrive to help Team A!
Team B continues to fight offensively!
Spoiler: Actions&Rolls (click to show/hide)
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General Discussion / Re: The Dream Thread
« on: August 03, 2014, 03:09:05 am »
1.
We crash-landed on snow-covered planet. By 'we', I mean, myself as security officer, Captain Benjamin Sisko (Star Trek DS9), four or so ensigns and a robotic cat Felix.
We made it to a stone circle where there was a fountain. Said fountain had numerous glyphs around its basin and a demonic imp was trying to read them to summon a demon, so we killed the imp. Unfortunately he managed to summon the demon, which turned out to be just really black saber-tooth tiger, which we scared away with ease.
Then we went to inspect the wreckage of downed Boeing 747 (the heck?) where we found two more Starfleet ensigns racing about on a snow scooter... but as soon as we realized nobody ever saw them, we deducted they were Changelings, and that's when they started firing at us. In the gunfire, we lost two ensigns and Felix the robo-cat.
Then Cpt.Sisko decided to surrender to make sure there weren't more losses. The changelings took our weapons and took us through a door in the boeing where a table full of instant meals waited for us, complete with extra red carrots and shiny green peas. At the other table, a group of extremely friendly-looking Jem'Hadar kept staring and poiting their guns at us.
We sat down at the table, started eating, and the dream ended.
2.
Using secret papers I snuck through the border to totalitarian Ukraine. There I roamed the neighbourhoods of some districts in a town where I had to pass several blockades and then hid whilst two NATO F-16 flew above us.
After that I went to check the Re-Education Center for Artistic and Humanist Students, and got lost in the maze of Soviet-era-like corridors, stairways and offices. I almost got myself into brainwashing classes along with twenty or so Ukrainian students but fortunately, another set of forged spy papers helped me out after I showed them to Chief Instructor.
Then I went for a meal to local cafeteria where a pair of soldiers almost took my meal but in last moment I recognized in them two of my classmates from middle school (woah, that was 11 years ago), so in the end we all ate together.
After the meal I noticed that I'm starting to run out of forged papers so I went to local office where a half-drunken general was issuing actual papers. He issued me a Paper of Leave so I could cross the border and even gave me 5 stamps on it so 'it looks good', and using these papers I left Ukraine for good.
Then went shopping for groceries in my hometown market, where I apparently owed the cashier lady a Bajillion of zloties, which apparently was a widely-used number (Bajillion), and equaled to 10x100x12 zloties.
We crash-landed on snow-covered planet. By 'we', I mean, myself as security officer, Captain Benjamin Sisko (Star Trek DS9), four or so ensigns and a robotic cat Felix.
We made it to a stone circle where there was a fountain. Said fountain had numerous glyphs around its basin and a demonic imp was trying to read them to summon a demon, so we killed the imp. Unfortunately he managed to summon the demon, which turned out to be just really black saber-tooth tiger, which we scared away with ease.
Then we went to inspect the wreckage of downed Boeing 747 (the heck?) where we found two more Starfleet ensigns racing about on a snow scooter... but as soon as we realized nobody ever saw them, we deducted they were Changelings, and that's when they started firing at us. In the gunfire, we lost two ensigns and Felix the robo-cat.
Then Cpt.Sisko decided to surrender to make sure there weren't more losses. The changelings took our weapons and took us through a door in the boeing where a table full of instant meals waited for us, complete with extra red carrots and shiny green peas. At the other table, a group of extremely friendly-looking Jem'Hadar kept staring and poiting their guns at us.
We sat down at the table, started eating, and the dream ended.
2.
Using secret papers I snuck through the border to totalitarian Ukraine. There I roamed the neighbourhoods of some districts in a town where I had to pass several blockades and then hid whilst two NATO F-16 flew above us.
After that I went to check the Re-Education Center for Artistic and Humanist Students, and got lost in the maze of Soviet-era-like corridors, stairways and offices. I almost got myself into brainwashing classes along with twenty or so Ukrainian students but fortunately, another set of forged spy papers helped me out after I showed them to Chief Instructor.
Then I went for a meal to local cafeteria where a pair of soldiers almost took my meal but in last moment I recognized in them two of my classmates from middle school (woah, that was 11 years ago), so in the end we all ate together.
After the meal I noticed that I'm starting to run out of forged papers so I went to local office where a half-drunken general was issuing actual papers. He issued me a Paper of Leave so I could cross the border and even gave me 5 stamps on it so 'it looks good', and using these papers I left Ukraine for good.
Then went shopping for groceries in my hometown market, where I apparently owed the cashier lady a Bajillion of zloties, which apparently was a widely-used number (Bajillion), and equaled to 10x100x12 zloties.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Noble Emblem 2: IC Thread
« on: August 02, 2014, 04:43:55 pm »
With collaborative effort, the soldier was no more.
//Ding-a-ding-ding!
Quote from: Einar vs Javelineer F
Hit: 117+5+15-26 = 111, autohit!
Damage: 16+1-8 = 9dmg
Javelineer F retaliates!
Hit: 100-27 = 73
Hit roll: 29, hit!
Damage: 14-7 = 7dmg
Quote from: Colt vs Javelineer F
Hit: 123+5-26 = 102, autohit!
Damage: 15+1-4 = 12dmg
//Ding-a-ding-ding!
Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Noble Emblem 2: IC Thread
« on: August 02, 2014, 03:32:58 pm »
FWOOOOOSH~~
~~Enemies Turn!~~
Remaining enemies attacked the closest targets - Einar, O'Connor and Princess Eleonore.
~~Allies Turn!~~
Undeterred, Eleonore rushed in-between people and brought Cidney back onto his feet.
Altmorin then stabbed one of the mages in her stomach, killing her.
Quote from: Colt vs Knight B
Hit: 123+10-14 = 119, autohit!
Damage: 15+2-2 = 15dmg
Colt strikes again!
Hit: 123+10-14 = 119, autohit!
Damage: 15+2-2 = 15dmg
~~Enemies Turn!~~
Remaining enemies attacked the closest targets - Einar, O'Connor and Princess Eleonore.
Quote from: Mage E vs Einar
Hit: 108-10-27 = 71
Hit roll: 34, hit!
Damage: 14-4 = 10dmg
Quote from: Mage D vs O'Connor
Hit: 108-10-15-15 = 68
Hit roll: 74, miss!
Quote from: Javelineer F vs Eleonore
Hit: 100-35 = 65
Hit roll: 12, hit!
Damage: 14-7 = 7dmg
~~Allies Turn!~~
Undeterred, Eleonore rushed in-between people and brought Cidney back onto his feet.
Quote from: Eleonore tienas Cidney
15+13 /2 = Up to 14HP healed
Altmorin then stabbed one of the mages in her stomach, killing her.
Quote from: Altmorin vs Mage D
Hit: 94+5-21 = 78
Hit roll: 22, hit!
Damage: 18-3 = 15dmg
~~Player Turn 10~~
Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)
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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: August 02, 2014, 12:55:01 pm »
I decided to just rush at a single Elder Aranea and kill her in one hit with my party's main character.
He misses (95% chance), she summons a pair of Demons.
He misses again (95% chance), she and demons start casting spells.
He misses again (95% chance), she and demons cast Mind Control and enfeebling spells on my party.
The party started to stab each other whilst demons clawed them to death and Aranea finished off the priest with high level... priest spells.
The end.
He misses (95% chance), she summons a pair of Demons.
He misses again (95% chance), she and demons start casting spells.
He misses again (95% chance), she and demons cast Mind Control and enfeebling spells on my party.
The party started to stab each other whilst demons clawed them to death and Aranea finished off the priest with high level... priest spells.
The end.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« on: August 02, 2014, 02:50:29 am »Huh, and I thought everyone posted already
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Creative Projects / Re: Draw Fortress
« on: August 02, 2014, 02:44:25 am »
Huh? They load perfectly for me o:
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Pixel Art Collaboration
« on: August 01, 2014, 05:29:21 pm »
Dibs!
EDIT: Time to fill out ocean.
EDIT: Time to fill out ocean.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Pixel Art Collaboration
« on: August 01, 2014, 03:06:31 pm »
Again, dibs.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Pixel Art Collaboration
« on: August 01, 2014, 02:52:32 pm »
At this speed we will have it done before Mageziya comes back
Dibs.
Dibs.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Pixel Art Collaboration
« on: August 01, 2014, 02:26:11 pm »
Heh I prefer to call... dibs!
I prefer to call... dibs!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Pixel Art Collaboration
« on: August 01, 2014, 02:16:47 pm »
Why you never call dibs?
Also, dibs.
Also, dibs.