SPECIAL:
Offensive Tactic!
NORMAL:
Still defending.
Lord Nathan Bladeheart Defends himself!
Defend Sir Brenzen!
Drake Knight Defends Sir Brenzen!
If squidgen doesn't get back soon, attack the prince
Roll for Dragon McPillagePants: 6
Roll for Prince Salem: 3, +2, +2 = 7
Nothing happens.
Attack Drake Knight again.
"And now, your corrupt government will face judgement by the hands of Yerusalea!"
Roll for Le Draco: 5, +1 = 6
Roll for Drake Knight: 1, +1, +1, +2 = 5, lost!
Roll for damage: 4+1-2 = 3dmg
Drake Knight has 3/6HP left!
Kill Sir Brenzen or die trying!
Roll for Dorai: 2, +1, +1 = 4
Roll for Sir Brenzen: 4
Nothing happens.
Defend
Urist the Crappy Defends himself!
attack the prince
Roll for Sir Brenzen: 6
Roll for Prince Salem: 1, +2, +2 = 5, lost!
Roll for damage: 6+1-2 = 5dmg
Prince Salem has 5/11HP left!
Finish him, damnit!
Roll for Canon Fader: 4
Roll for Lord Nathan Bladeheart: 2, +1, +3 = 6
Nothing happens.
Destroy Sir Brenzen.
Roll for Sir Murderhappy: 5 = 5
Roll for Sir Brenzen: 4, -1 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 3-1 = 2dmg
Sir Brenzen has -1/5HP left!
Sir Brenzen perishes!
Action for Lee Harvey Flophouse's Revenge (unless Harry Baldman comes back a week early): Kill Urist the Crappy.
Roll for Lee Harvey Flophouse's Revenge: 6
Roll for Urist the Crappy: 2, +1, -1, +3 = 5, lost!
Roll for damage: 5+1-4 = 2dmg
Urist the Crappy has -1/5HP left!
Urist the Crappy is dead!
REGEN:
Drake Knight now has 4/6HP!
Dragon McPillagePants now has 6/7HP!