NORMAL:
Attack random enemy from Team B.
"Yahahahahaha!"
Roll for random enemy: 3, Ulfgar Von Wulfenheim
Roll for Kirby the Second: 1, +2 = 3, lost!
Roll for Ulfgar Von Wulfenheim: 4, +1 = 5
Roll for damage: 8-1 = 7dmg
Kirby the Second has -3/7HP left!
Kirby the Second perishes!
Back at thou!
Attack Aria!
Roll for Betarius: 5 = 5
Roll for Aria Vin'Carro: 1, -1, +2 = 2, lost!
Roll for damage: 4-3 = 1dmg
Aria Vin'Carro has 5/6HP left!
DEFEND!
Aria Vin'Carro Defends herself!
Shoot someone who is attacking Kirby!
//That's why I dislike conditionals...
=Roll for attacker of Kirby's corpse: 2, Lord Nathan Bladeheart
Roll for Nubib: 2
Roll for Lord Nathan Bladeheart: 5
Nothing happens.
Shoot Sir Bearington!
Roll for Bowy McMann: 4
Roll for Borris von Beardington: 6
Nothing happens.
BAH
TAKE OUT THEIR COMMANDER
Roll for Borris von Beardington: 6, +1
Roll for Betarius: 3, +1, lost!
Roll for damage: 2+1-2 = 1dmg
Betarius has 1/4HP left!
Hack Kirby to bits.
But he is deeeeead.
Hack Kirby the Second into pieces. Alec Bladeheart will be avenged.
Goddamit I said he is already dead!
Attack an enemy with chain or plate that is available to attack! Otherwise attack random.
Roll for armored enemy: 2, Bowy McMann:
Roll for Rage Knight: 3, +1 = 4
Roll for Bow McMann: 2, +1 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 4+2-2 = 4dmg
Bowy McMann has 2/6HP left!
Attack Aria Vin'carro
Roll for Revolver Axelotl: 5
Roll for Aria Vin'Carro: 4, -1, +1, +3 = 7
Nothing happens.