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2026
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« on: October 14, 2021, 08:10:46 am »
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It's a tie ;v

2027
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« on: October 13, 2021, 12:47:34 pm »
You agree to spend the money on the relief efforts.

The delegation heaps praise upon your name before leaving.

803 NWE, Mid-Spring

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Your heart races in relief when you read the lengthy scroll brought to you by one of the agents of the Spymaster.

In it, he details that the squire whom your wife and queen was meeting so often is in fact her distant cousin, and Hege was working as a matchmaker between him and one of her maids, because their parents are in a feud. The Spymaster's agents followed the love birds for a while and found them to be just ordinary lovebirds. A secret ceremony before the altar of Old Gods was observed by the agents, which Hege also attended, formalizing a marriage between the squire and the maid just a week ago.

The newlyweds promptly left the castle to seek a new home and a new life together elsewhere, and far from their families, too.

You were, indeed, worrying too much.

803 NWE, Summer

You receive a notice from one of the southernmost feudal ladies.

Countess Dessa reports that recently, her people have been 'disappearing' into the mountains, and it reached a scale that the countess decided to investigate. As it turns out, less savory elements of the population have created several secluded settlements and have even started mining some iron and silver they've found during their 'seclusion'.

As the mountains are technically part of Kingdom of Rug but do not belong to the fief of the countess, she has forwarded this issue for you.

"They're illegally exploiting riches that belong to the Crown, your Majesty. We have all rights to treat them like criminals they are." Says the Advisor during a council.

"But if there's iron and silver in the mountains, we ought to consider mining enterprises and turn the area into a mining province. Think of the profits, sire!" The Treasurer rubs his hands together in glee.

A) "The settlements need to be invaded and the criminals dealt with appropriately! After that is done, we will begin prospecting and digging for ores."
B) "I will pass the mountains into the hands of Countess Dessa and let her decide how to deal with her old subjects and her new lands."
C) "Send envoys to the mountain settlements. If they won't submit voluntarily, they ought to know what punishment awaits them for such a rebellious behavior."
D) "The settlements need to be invaded and the criminals dealt with appropriately! We won't be starting any mining operations though."
E) "Thugs and vagabonds moving away on their own to live out their miserable lifes in seclusion? That's great! Why did *we* think of that??"

2028
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« on: October 13, 2021, 11:43:10 am »
You enforce more peasants to be pressed into the army.

803 NWE, Spring

The ice and snow taken by the rivers from the mountains has inundated some riverside settlements, and most importantly, farmlands and irrigation canals located next to the affected rivers.

The situation is so bad that a delegation of village elders and town mayors has arrived at the palace, begging the Crown to donate some funds to help clear the damage and buy foodstuffs for the worst affected settlements.

A) Ain't got money for that!
B) They shall have the money.

2029
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« on: October 13, 2021, 11:22:12 am »
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You quickly meet with the Spymaster about this issue.

"I will investigate the matter."

"Thoroughly." You add.

"Thoroughly." The Spymaster assures.

802 NWE, End of the Year

Compared to the previous year, this one has been plenty uneventful.

Except that one thing, you wager.

Nonetheless, the Advisor arrives with Scrolls of Kingdom Status in his hands!

Happiness: 4
Population: 6
Economy: 4
Army: 3

"The Marshal complains that our Army is still not large enough to properly defend us from all the threats." The Advisor muses, stroking his beard." "Should we do something about this, sire?"

A) "Nah."
B) "Get me more peasants!"
C) "Hire me some mercenaries!"

2030
Quote from: Combat 1 in #33
Kingdom of Leptitania vs Neutrals:
3+1 vs 5
Leptitanian army destroyed!
Quote from: Combat 2 in #33
Kingdom of Leptitania vs Neutrals:
4+1 vs 3
Leptitania conquers Province #33!
Quote from: Combat 1 in #53
Kingdom of Leptitania vs Neutrals:
4+1 vs 1

Leptitanians have conquered some lands in the name of He Thul!

TURN 3

Quote from: Event
2, 21
Earthquake strikes Province #21!

darkwarlock3's phase!

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Armies to deploy: 2



Code: (Summary) [Select]
Nation            #Provinces  #Armies   Max Armies  PI/Turn RP/Turn Patron Deity  Current
1.Espya(O)        6           7         8+2         1       4       MIKURI        8/25 (Literature)
2.Thule(C)        8           5         7           1       6       HE THUL       12/22 (Mythology)
3.Shemel'Kelak(T) 2           2         4           1       4       SHEMELEZEK    7/25 (Alloying)
4.Venopia(O)      4           5         7           1       8+2     KOLRAR        20/25 (Alloying)
5.Eula(C)         5           6         7           2       6+2     KOLRAR        16/25 (Alloying)
6.Zek(C)          10          6         6           1       6+2     TOKAL HASH    8/25 (Geometry)
7.Leptitania(K)   7           5         8           1       2       HE THUL       4/22 (Mythology)

Populous Provinces:
#6: Zek
#10: Thule
#11: Thule
#17: Zek
#19: Eula
#33: Leptitania
#41: Venopia
#44: Venopia
#47: (none)

Technologies:
1.Espya: Alloying
2.Thule: Literature
3.Shemel'Kelak: Mythology
4.Venopia: Literature
5.Eula: Literature
6.Zek: Mythology, Literature
7.Leptitania: Alloying

2032
Play With Your Buddies / Re: Haspen Plays Stellaris!
« on: October 10, 2021, 09:07:36 am »
Chapter 11: Dessanu Consonance of the L-Cluster and Kaiserin Katarin's Dreams of the Superior Human

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2033
Play With Your Buddies / Re: Haspen Plays Stellaris!
« on: October 09, 2021, 09:36:13 am »
Chapter 10: Xeno-Relations and Xeno-Archeology; Death of Kaiserin Elizabeth, the Short Reign of Kaiser Friedrich and Discovery of Zron Starzone

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2034
Creative Projects / Re: Random Things you drew/shopped/made/etc.
« on: October 08, 2021, 11:47:59 am »
A bunch of 1bit/2bit images I made for my modded content for World of Horror over the last year:

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2035
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Era of Diesel:RE Game Thread!
« on: October 04, 2021, 03:01:33 pm »
If Toaster accepts the imperator's laurels, I say he wins :P

2036
Play With Your Buddies / Re: Haspen Plays Stellaris!
« on: October 02, 2021, 03:04:07 pm »
Chapter 9: Imperial Economical Stabilization Reform, the Czyrni Solution, and the Beginning of the Second Expansion Era

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2037
Play With Your Buddies / Re: Haspen Plays Stellaris!
« on: September 30, 2021, 01:34:17 pm »
Chapter 8: Ketling Star Pack, the Great Energy Crisis, and the Massacre of Quiet Dark

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2038
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« on: September 29, 2021, 09:05:44 am »
No "Let's be grown ups and talk about this" option? Ah well. She's proved better then expected so far, so maybe he's just an old childhood friend or something.  A

That option is responsible and adult and would create zero drama making this game boring to both me and players.

So, no :P

Give me more votes people.

2039
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« on: September 28, 2021, 04:21:00 pm »
The money is transferred to the Treasury, and you thank the soldiers for their services, allowing them to keep their spoils.

802 NWE, Midwinter

It is a day of marvel when your bedchambers resonate with a sound that you didn't hear before inside them - that of a bawling of a baby.

Your wife has given birth to your child, and the healers are proud to announce that its a boy.

According to the rites of Old Gods that your wife - and more or less officially, your whole family - follows, she was given the priviledge of naming the child she brought upon this world. She settled on 'Duk', the name of one of her grandfathers.

802 NWE, Late Winter

The more you think about it, the worse it becomes.

That young squire, what's his name, Maut? You could swear that everywhere your wife is, he is also there. Those little smiles, those little jokes they exchange. He is younger than you two but you can swear this blonde, cheerful young man is everywhere around your wife. Of course, there's nothing wrong with having favorites amongst your servants - you could name a few of your own - but isn't he just too much of a favorite recently?

Heck, he was even one of the people who handled your baby boy after his birth, and in past few weeks he cared greatly for Hele when she was suffering from a bout of cold while you were busy with paperwork.

Perhaps you're just overthinking it... right?

A) It's nothing.
B) Better to nip this in the bud and send him away.
C) Gotta investigate this matter thoroughly. Where's the Spymaster when you need him?
D) Obviously they're having an affair! To the dungeon with him!
E) Obviously they're having an affair! To the dungeon with him, and my wife gets divorce papers!

2040
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« on: September 28, 2021, 02:31:20 pm »
You decline to sponsor a festival.

802 NWE, Winter

The mercenaries sent to the western chiefdoms return in a rather small group. Shockingly, the returnees number less than a hundred.

They also have brought with them extra money, which the western chiefs have sent with them for you. The returnees also carry many spoils for themselves and the families of the fallen.

A) I feel generous - the extra money from the chieftains shall go to the returnees and families of those who lost their lives!
B) They've got their share of spoils. We've got extra cash as a gift. It's a win-win for all!
C) They went to earn money for Kingdom of Rug, not for themselves! The money and the spoils go to the Treasury! They can rest assured that we will spend this wealth wisely.

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