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Meh at Kosko's level. Could be worse, but then again, could be much better.

"Hmph! I can wait a day longer and find a group willing to do it for half the price." He replied and then looked down at his papers.

"I heard from workers who fled that there was only one brood mother amongst the few spiders that came. Bring me her ugly head and I will pay you four hundred. I don't care if you kill or simply scare the rest away. My mine is in heavily forested side of the hills north of Revalde, is the only one there. The spiders must have their nest somewhere nearby."

"And don't try to open the mines' doors! Only I have the key, so if I get a word the doors got open, you will pay for it. Now leave please, I have business to attend to." With that, he grumbled something under his nose and picked his abacus, resuming his counting - apparently right where he stopped.

The group finally formed - everyone was going on the spider hunting trip. Of course first thing was to locate the owner of the mine...

...soon, a helpful worker pointed them to his employer, who ran the mine. Unsurprisingly, his 'office' was a bedroom in one of hastily built wooden hovels that quite possibly provided more structural hazard than centuries-long ruins.

He was a man with scrawny hair and short goatee and had facial appearance of a rat, complete with long, sharp nose.

"Whaddaya want?" He asked, making only a short glance away from the papers and abacus and several pouches of gold, as his fingers were moving coins around and his lips silently counting.

I'm waiting on you moving and Hasp moving.

Not movin' anywhere till I know if Sword G dies or not v:

Well Kosko missed a 95% in your game. Anything can happen

I think I had Salvatore(?) miss at 98% in FEF1. So yeah, sometimes, just sometimes, its best not to assume

I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA MOVE WITHOUT ME HAVING TO SAY ANYTHING

Ha ha ha, I think you should start following FEF1.

Also Beltana too, getting distracted by the invincible hunk coming her way instead of helping save her son.

That's because she will make another son when hunk gets to her. *bow chika wow wow*

Anyways, Oscar would be more than pleased to have the snobby purplehair kiddo buried five feet under his Princess' shoes, so I agree on the plan

The Palatine conquered all. The coasts, the deep forests, the tall mountains. All the people in region belond to the Palatine. The vast theocracy rules with iron fist, not letting a heretic nor infidel run away and live.

And besides the conquered, there are those who submitted before any bloodshed happened. That was the case of the small Kingdom of Yerusalea. And lo, the Palatine was merciful, and put a tribute of hundred of maidens and thousand squires and ten thousand of gold nuggets each five years.

And five years after submission, the Great Inquisitor Maxus Pattun came to the city square of the largest Yerusalean city and unto the people he spoketh:

"Bringeth upon me the hundred of maidens and thousand of squires and ten thousand of gold nuggets, or else Palatine shall wreck doom upon your land."

And Yerusaleans complied.

And ten years after submission, the Great Inquisitor Theomil Apadre came to the city square of the largest Yerusalean city and unto the people he spoketh:

"Bringeth upon me the hundred of maidens and thousand of squires and ten thousand of gold nuggets, or else Palatine shall wreck doom upon your land."

And Yerusaleans complied.

And fifteen, and twenty, and twenty-five, and thirty, and thirty-five years, and forty years after submission, the Great Inquisitors came to Yerusalean greatest city, proclaimed the demands, and Yerusaleans complied.

And then, forty-five years after submission, the Great Inquisitor Radagor Micah came to the city square of the largest Yerusalean city and unto the people he spoketh:

"Bringeth upon me the hundred of maidens and thousand of squires and ten thousand of gold nuggets, or else Palatine shall wreck doom upon your land."

And it was that moment, when from between the people came forth a young man in armor and with sheathed sword, and he said:

"Fuck thee."

And in that very moment, the people of Yerusalea drawn their weapons and stabbed the Great Inquisitor to death and dumped his body in the river, and slaughtered the entourage from Palatine before they could run away.

Two weeks later the borders were set aflame, because lo and behold the wrath of Palatine was terrible. Villages burned, people slaughtered, and livestock stolen. But the Palatine too long have bathed in its own vanity, and its forces cannot go to the heart of Yerusalea to kill the heathens who dared to revolt against the Followers of God.

And two large armies finally met; the black cross over red field, the Palatine banner, under command of Holy Duke Damon Marocas; the simple bright blue cloth, the Yerusalean banner, under command of their brave young Prince Salem.

And spoketh unto Yerusaleans the Holy Duke:

"Know thee my mercy, and lay down thy weapons, and thou shalt be spared of slaughter."

And then spoketh unto the Holy Duke no one else but Prince Salem:

"Go fuck thy mother, wretched cur, son of whores of Palatine, bum-licker of the God, and never thou dare blight these fine lands with thy rotten breath again! This is the answer of Free Yerusaleans, who shall not again pay tribute to the tyrants!"

And the battle have thusly begun. Victory or death, nothing else possible, yet the future lingered upon this very battle.

Objectives:
Soldiers of Palatine, Servants of God: (Team A)
Hack your way through Yerusalean heathens to get close to Prince Salem (20/20 killed) - OBJECTIVE COMPLETED!
Rebels aka Soldiers of Free Yerusalea: (Team B)
Hack your way through Palatinean dogs to get close to Holy Duke Damon (19/20 killed)