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General Discussion / Re: [ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ] WHY ARE WE YELLING? (Happy thread...?)
« on: January 07, 2014, 05:54:22 pm »
I've found a plugin that restores Firefox download manager back to pre-26 version.

* Haspen is in bliss of casual user.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Post-Apo Fodder Simple RTD! v1.0. Raptors and Lazors! More people needed!
« on: January 07, 2014, 03:07:31 pm »
Quote from: Cain12 on January 07, 2014, 12:12:31 pm
Can I sign up again? If so:

Name: Karen McKnight
Side: A
Skill: Yer a Wizzard (Hell Sphere and Dragon Rod)

Added to waitlist.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Post-Apo Fodder Simple RTD! v1.0. Raptors and Lazors! More people needed!
« on: January 07, 2014, 08:45:19 am »
Some soldiers got Raalup's saliva on their faces when he still shouted orders and told them to stop being pussies. These soldiers will propably never wash their cheeks again.

But what is this! Mutant of the Clan Maduddle broke through the lines and rushed at the mounted commander! His lizard roared at the greenskin, but he wasn't scared of some overgrown sewer lizard - his spear stabbed the lizard in the left eye, causing it to roar and writhe in pain for a moment. Good thing Raalup wrapped his hands around the reins, or he would surely fall onto the ground.

In the meanwhile, Harry broke the fingers of the dead Rider, who even in death clutched his spear tightly. But this didn't stop the wizzard from acquiring new, shiny spear.

Luke then tried to kill Rubel, alas, the skilled lad managed to evade the attacks for long enough to bore his enemy down into giving up on this idea.

With loud zap, the laser bolt flew toward Cromwell Jackson. In a fit of panicked brilliance, he quickly leaned his body backwards and fell onto his back as the bolt flew just inch above his chest and then face. Cromwell could easily feel the searing heat of the damn thing even from that distance.

Cromwell stood up, pulling off the metal ring form his hell sphere - he could hear the sizzling inside it. "You're going down, bitch." He muttered to himself after spotting Claire Oilcut, who already proved to be rather annoying woman. The sphere ticked, signaling it was ready to explode soon. Cromwell tossed the sphere at her, and the unfortunate woman noticed it incoming too late; with mighty roar, the orb epxloded, sending her to the ground with searing side, left leg and without her left arm. Her shield fell nearby, with her hand still clutching on it from wrist upwards, but where was her arm between shoulder and wrist? We will possibly never know. She died from shock and bloodloss within seconds.

"Bastard!" Cromwell could hear that shout behind his back. When he turned around, he saw a metal pipe swinging toward his face. It was Rubel - a very angry and agitated Rubel Ospher. THUD! The pipe smashed against Cromwell's jaw, knocking off two (if not more) teeth and sending them flying. He staggered away in pain, spitting blood and carefully checking with his tongue how many teeth he actually lost.

Blasto and That Guy Jr. reinforce Side A!
Side A is no longer at a disadvantage!
Side B, however, is still lacking in numbers.

Spoiler: Actions&Rolls (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums (FEF), IC/Game Thread
« on: January 07, 2014, 07:36:44 am »
Quote from: Tantallos vs Swordmaster D
Hit: 141+10+2-63 = 90
Hit roll: 54, hit!
Damage: 32+2-12 = 22dmg

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums (FEF), IC/Game Thread
« on: January 06, 2014, 06:12:47 am »
Weeeoooo.

Quote from: Raquel heals Derick
10+31 = Up to 41HP restored

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Expendable Princess [Week 20: Unseen]
« on: January 06, 2014, 06:05:56 am »
This time I will just watch shenanigans, because there's no way that the game can't screw us up with either option, me thinks :P

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Post-Apo Fodder Simple RTD! v1.0. Raptors and Lazors! More people needed!
« on: January 05, 2014, 09:42:37 pm »
Because if the attacker rolls lower than the defender, the attacker is the one who has to defend now :P

So Claire got +2 from shield and +2 from her skill, to evasion.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums (FEF), OOC Thread: Bad Rolls and Explosions
« on: January 05, 2014, 11:11:36 am »
Quote from: freeformschooler on January 05, 2014, 10:59:57 am
Quote from: SeriousConcentrate on January 05, 2014, 10:55:51 am
(Also, apologies if you're female, Culise; I just use male pronouns for people until I know better.)

Culise is an anime girl in real life with mechapunk arm until disproven.

FTFY

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums (FEF), OOC Thread: Bad Rolls and Explosions
« on: January 05, 2014, 09:31:14 am »
Furtuka, Culise, SerCon and Praef, please post.

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 19: Illumination]
« on: January 05, 2014, 07:01:59 am »
Sense and Resist Magic

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Expendable Princess [Week 19: Qualified]
« on: January 04, 2014, 09:31:23 pm »
Imgur is awsum besides occassional crahs due to overload.

Keep taxes the same.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums (FEF), OOC Thread: Bad Rolls and Explosions
« on: January 04, 2014, 09:30:31 pm »
Quote from: Gamerboy4life on January 04, 2014, 08:54:51 pm
Quote from: Sirus on January 04, 2014, 08:47:34 pm
Well, Ernest can break down solid stone walls apparently...

Wot

* Gamerboy4life checks

I'm sure Haspen got a nice chuckle over that.

Moreso with your post actually :3

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem On Forums: NoH: OOC thread: Stillness is broken.
« on: January 04, 2014, 09:25:19 pm »
Dat Furtuka, always asleepin' v:

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums (FEF), IC/Game Thread
« on: January 04, 2014, 09:58:06 am »
//Do note that Riven moved into a tile with all adjacent tiles occupied; I shouldn't let her summon but doing that for brievity purposes. Remember that it's just once; next time she simply won't summon. Be more careful with yer placement, yo v:

swish noises

Quote from: Gregor vs Swordmaster F
Hit: (65+26+3)+15+10+5+11-63 = 72
Hit roll: 30, hit! Crit roll: 13! //many angst noises.
Damage: 33+2+1-14 = 22x3 = 66dmg

fwoosh noises

Quote from: Edwin vs Swordmaster D
Hit: 138+10-63 = 85
Hit roll: 93, miss!

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums (FEF), OOC Thread: Bad Rolls and Explosions
« on: January 04, 2014, 09:30:52 am »
Monitor screen problem quick-fix'd by connecting computer to TV screen :P

I think my PC might be breaking down. The backside fan is hanging on a earstick (that thing you clean ears with) and an actual piece of ducttape; the mouse is going crazy when computer overheats so I guess mouse port in breaking down too; and then we have the monitor which suddenly stopped working today, and let's not forget the fact I'm on integrated graphics chipset because previously card died.

Geez, I hoped this PC can go past it's 10th birthday but it seems I should look for replacement.

Oh well. Anyways, no hiatus and we progress as planned! :3

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