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The drums of war sounded as the army of LARKA invaded Province #4. But war music was seemingly the only thing that the slugs performed well; their tactics pathetic and morale miserable, the Humans quickly decimated the invaders.

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Escardo of LARKA vs Humans of NEEVROND: Battle in Province #4!
1+1 vs 6+1
Escardo destroyed!

~~YEAR 6~~

One day after new year celebrations, a powerful wave was seen approaching the port cities in the Wheatthins province; but when the wave got closer, it suddenly shrunk in size and turned normal when it hit the land. Many said it was NEEVROND's divine aid that stopped the tsunami from devastating the province.

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Disaster!
Disaster roll: 3
Province roll: 6
Save roll: 13
Nothing happens!

Now active: NEEVROND (Lukeinator)!



Spoiler: Provinces (click to show/hide)


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~~Enemy Turn!~~

"We will go after that pegasus rider, Joz!" The swordmaster nodded to the sage, who took the sniper along with him to hunt for Seyena.

The sage then hid in the woods near Seyena and pointed his staff at her, putting her to sleep.

Quote from: Sage A casts Sleep on Seyena
Staff hit: (30+[{21-18}x5]+18)-(1x2) = 30+15+18-2 = 61
Hit roll: 23, hit!
Seyena is asleep!

~~Allies Turn!~~

Danya and Anja moved southwards, keeping themselves away from being 'in front'.

~~Player Turn 15~~

The heavy winds have returned.



Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

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General Discussion / Re: I like anime, do you like anime?
« on: August 09, 2013, 03:23:12 am »
Huh I thought they would have moe-anthropomorphic mecha sooner.

Spoiler: HIGHLY RELEVANT (click to show/hide)

I love you <3

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General Discussion / Re: The Dream Thread
« on: August 09, 2013, 03:12:48 am »
I was on Romulan-Alien medical ship.

I was going to have a date with Ms.Romulan Nurse but she was busy so I decided to stay in the medical bay and wait for her. There, the hammerhead shark-t-rex woman was apparently the superior leader doctor or something, and she had purple skin and robotic suit.

I've spoke to one of the surgery operators who told me that 'Legate' coudln't arrive and our spy operation is postponed for later. Seems that apparently I was also a spy.

Then I saw the doctors prepare a bulky romulan for restorative deep-freeze sleep after Ms.Hammerhead Shark Doctor fisnihed her surgery on his chest. He was packed into a low bed and the bed was slid into the wall. Then I approached my 'love', the romulan nurse, but suddenly one of the other beds slid from the wall, exposing a Romulan that was writhing and calling for help.

"His deep freeze timer!" The Hammerhead Shark Doctor Lady said and everyone rushed to revive him. The Romulan nurse who was my love gave me back the dinner bags, including the Undulating Alive Pie (it was a pie with a crust, just... undulating, so maybe it was a lifeform?)

"His inner flesh is perfectly molten" One of the male surgeons said. The Hammerhead Shark Doctor Lady cursed at everyone gathered and whilst I was poking the Undulating Alive Pie thing, they were injecting stuff into unfortunate, over-frozen Romulan.

And then I got awoken by my mom I:

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: August 08, 2013, 03:19:48 am »
Lorzon (40d) is no more.

A careless miner whose name I won't mention dug into demon pits whilst lookinng for more adamantine. Spirits of fire quickly dispersed into the exploratory tunnels and then the basements and waterworks tunnel, and then up each of the fort's floor. My military, whilst properly trained, lacked equipment (various pieces of iron, steel and bismuth bronze) in terms of quality and material, so they put minimal resistance.

Several dorfs escaped to the surface with a barrel of wine, escorted by a bunch of marksdwarves. But as demons were slaughtering the ones still in the fortress, despair and insanity slowly crept into the minds of escapees and soon half was trying to kill themselves whilst other half tried to kill others in berserk rage.

The last one to die was a stonecrafter that got wounded early in this mayhem and hid in a small bedroom that belonged to the philosopher and was in remote part of the fortifications outside. Before he persihed, he managed to see the arrival of an elven caravan (who got killed by demons), goblin siege (who too got killed by demons), and noble immigrants (who died you know how).

In late Slate 207, the stonecrafter died in the bed, and Lorzon crumbled into ruin.

The reclaim party arrived next year. A group of marksdwarves, hammerdwarves and two units of axedwarves. They actually managed to kill few demons, but had few losses as well. Someone went insane, someone threw a tantrum.

As half of the reclaim soldiers was getting insane, a surprise visit by 4 Spirits who were hiding in the workshop rooms quickly set everything on fire, and whoever was alive at this point abandoned Lorzon and ran away.

In 209, I've started a new fort, far far away from the ruined Lorzon, but that's a story for some other time :P

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Current slowwery brought to you by IronyOwl :P

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Suggestion Game: The Far East Man
« on: August 07, 2013, 05:14:25 pm »
You realize that you don't know Lady Zhou's dimensions! You run after the clerk and fortunately, he didn't get too far away.

"How tall and large is Lady Zhou?" You ask, and the fat man rubs his chin.

"I forgot to tell you?" He replies, and then looks at you. "She is shorter than you by... your head, yes, and she is definitely thinner in shoulders and waist. Lady Zhou is a rather small lady. Anything else?"

>?

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Yes, because your turn have ended, and no, because scapheap didn't post yet.

I will be in different thread for a while and in few minutes I will check on this thread just to make sure I haven't missed anything important.

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Then, the elves moved westward,

You have a raging desire for me to be Fae, don't you?

I've got too used to see SEIOS using Fae :P

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Suggestion Game: The Far East Man
« on: August 07, 2013, 02:29:36 pm »
That seems very unreasonable. Are we skilled enough to complete this task on time?

Li Wu has been working on clothes since he was six, so that's almost fifteen years of practice by now :P

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With rumbling of thunder, the skies above Province #31 darkened. Soon, the lighting began to strike down the humans, quickly dealing death to the entire army stationed there.

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SEIOS casts Storm at Province #31!
Storm roll: 25
Humans of MAHNYA destroyed!

Then, the Damloks moved westward, some by teleportation, but most of them on foot and giant boars. Two empty provinces were seized along the way.

Now active: LARKA (scapheap)!

Spoiler: Provinces (click to show/hide)


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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Suggestion Game: The Far East Man
« on: August 07, 2013, 02:12:10 pm »
"I can do it." Hearing your reply, the fat messenger grins widely.

"Excellent. Lord Cao knew that you are up for this task." The official stepped aside and his henchmen brought the baskets inside.

"Now, the details. Lord Cao wants a robe of blue silk with a dragon on it's back, the dragon must be from red silk. For this robe, you will make a silken belt, of lavender colour and with turquoises sewn into it. No worries, the gemstones are in the second basket. As for Lady Zhou, my great master wants a purple robe with golden sleeves and edges." After finishing, the official rubbed his double chin.

"That would be all." He added and let the haulers go down the stairs. "I will be back at tomorrow evening. Do not be late, Li Wu! Lord Cao's rewards are only shadowed by the might of his anger at someone's failure." The fat official managed to bow a little and then he slowly went downstairs as well, the wood creaking under him loudly.

>?

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Toaster, where are you v;

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bump

post for those two!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Suggestion Game: The Far East Man
« on: August 07, 2013, 01:45:22 pm »
You stand up and move toward the door. It never hurts to be cautious, so you open the door only a bit and peek through to look at the person behind.

It is a city official or some kind of aristocrat; the large belly and exquisite silken robes betray him easily. He has long, black moustache and a black court hat as well. You open the door and step outside, only to notice two haulers with baskets full of cloth, standing at the middle of the stairs.

"Are you Li Wu, who is maker of clothes? My master, Lord Cao, is asking you to make few clothes for him and his beautiful misstress, Lady Zhou, who will soon be his beloved wife." You never dealt with Cao or anyone of his household - because you never heard of such man in Luoyang, he might be a newcomer. Then again, you never dealt with the high aristocracy either, but that kind of people often have their own clothiers...

>?

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