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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM:RE
« on: April 28, 2021, 02:20:43 pm »
You send the Army to deal with the bandits!
This move has been commonly labeled by future historians as 'a disaster'; not only your soldiers fail at their jobs, many of them desert their posts and join the bandits instead!
The raging horde of thugs and thieves even established a sort-of impromptu government right now, and even elected their own King, a brutish fellow called Yogen.
The Marshal drinks his sorrows while the Advisor hastily convenes with you.
"It is bad that the soldiers failed, but what view does it pose if they join the bandits?" He mumbles, patting his beard. "My sire, consequences of the failed action is one thing, but now we have a horde of bandits to deal with. This will not be solved lightly, we might need to expend money and soldiers to solve the issue."
A) "No, no, because, you see, if all the deserters are now gone, only the loyal and strong-willed remain. Our Army can take on the horde!"
B) "Fine, lets hire adventurers and mercenaries to supplant our Army in the coming fights with the bandits."
C) "Um, how about we wait a bit? The problem might solve itself, right? Right??"
500 AD, Mid-Spring
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This move has been commonly labeled by future historians as 'a disaster'; not only your soldiers fail at their jobs, many of them desert their posts and join the bandits instead!
The raging horde of thugs and thieves even established a sort-of impromptu government right now, and even elected their own King, a brutish fellow called Yogen.
The Marshal drinks his sorrows while the Advisor hastily convenes with you.
"It is bad that the soldiers failed, but what view does it pose if they join the bandits?" He mumbles, patting his beard. "My sire, consequences of the failed action is one thing, but now we have a horde of bandits to deal with. This will not be solved lightly, we might need to expend money and soldiers to solve the issue."
A) "No, no, because, you see, if all the deserters are now gone, only the loyal and strong-willed remain. Our Army can take on the horde!"
B) "Fine, lets hire adventurers and mercenaries to supplant our Army in the coming fights with the bandits."
C) "Um, how about we wait a bit? The problem might solve itself, right? Right??"