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No I didn't! ;o;OP Updated.
You mistyped 'Fahbulous', I am now in despair :c
EDIT: YES I DID!!! *SOBS*
OP Updated.
I like the top one better, but that may be because the lower one is standing indecisively.
"Actually, it is a coincidence. I never thought I would meet any of... fellow 'criminals' on my trip." Dag looked behind his back as if bounty hunters were at the door's inn already. "Listen carefully - every soldier and mercenary east and south of here is looking for me and you guys. I won't be surprised if Mercian guilds will soon get hands on these posters as well. I'm a kind-hearted man, so I'm offering you a proposal: flee with me to Berebia. My sister is a maid at one of the wealthier courts. You could stay with me there, or just go somewhere else. I ask for no payment, hell, all I want is get out of Menelea as soon as possible." "What do you say?" In the same moment, Anja walked back to the table, looked at Dag, then at Gregor, and then at Dag again.
"What you sweethearts are talking about, hmm? Business?"
Oh right, forgot about Valor and Olison.
Fah.
Tantallos and Sal then. Sal probably because he wasn't with the group long enough, and Tantallos because of his family.
And yeah, he'd probably end up in someone else's bed at the end of the night. Considering how much people have talked about it, probably Valor's.
WANTED:
Gregor von Hexham, Derick, Ami Storm, Christopher Shields, Alexander Jorinn,
Charlotte Braxis, Seyena Ikane, Riven, Olison Eul, Valor Inara
Price: 2500 for each of them, 4000 for the head of the leader, Gregor von Hexham
Crimes: Mass killing of Kesselring servants and soldiers, desertion from post, treachery to Menelea, pillage of two Kesselring settlements, numerous thefts from Kesselring Fortress, conspiracy with Berebians
"Interesting, isn't it?" Dag didn't even try to smile.
"Arright!" Anja took the money and then lifted Charlotte from the chair, and dragged her off to a bedroom. "You might want to read them." The mage explained, and Gregor could see what was on the first paper:WANTED: Dag, the mage and trickster
Price: 1500 gold
Commited crimes: Assault on a maid from Fortress Kesselring, multiple thefts, death threats toward Countess Prixima Kesselring.
Apparently drunken Charlotte becomes gender-bended Chris flirt type.* Haspen writes fics. ALL OF THEM.
Don't ever let drunk Charlotte near Chris then... >.>
"Maybe I will drag her off to the wagon or a room, if you guys are going to rent one?" The man behind Gregor patiently waited for reply in the meanwhile.
