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Messages - Haspen

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Spending hours grinding for Dilithium in a super warship ain't canon in any book :P

Story missions sucked, and ground combat was worst thing ever.

It was fun until lvl50, though. User-made missions were quite good, too.

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Fortunately STO ain't canon :P

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Happy Birthday to Reudh :D

Even if it's early c:

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You have a seperate smoking shed? I have everything in one 2x2 house, I litterally sleep under 300-ish currently being smoked meat pieces.

I like living large :P

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Tula Driikinainen was happily sitting in her house, carving out another bowl outta wood whilst a bean stew was cooking lazily on the heated fireplace. Suddenly, there was a ROAR followed by sound of rustling branches and stabs.

Something large fell into her entrance traps. Of course she knew that it will happen but she wasn't eager to experience that. She quickly dropped all that's not important, leaving only clothes at her, a knife, and her masterwork carving axe.

She gave the tool pile in the corner a quick look - amongst currently unused tools, there were 3 javelins. They had to suffice.

Upon bursting out of the house, she spotted IT: a small, wounded bear, trapped in the pit. Coming up close to him, she threw the javelins, hitting the small bear in torso, left and right frontal paws. THe bear merely roared at her again. Then they began to fight in melee, her carving axe against the toothy maw and mighty claws. Her axe smacked into the bear's head and paws, while the claws torn her left thigh. In fear and shock, she stumbled away and fell into the other entrance trap*. Her right shoulder and right side of the chest got nasty punctures.

She then climbed out of the pit and looked at the bear - it was uncounscious! She moved up to it and slammed the axe into it's skull. And then again. And again. Aaaand again. The last attack was on it's neck, it snapped with a sickly crunch, and the bear died.

That was 24th October. Now it's 1st November and Tula is sitting in her house, her wounds slowly healing. She is making more of the bowls, while over 100 bear cuts are slowly getting smoked in the smoking shed and the bear hide is tanning at the edge of the sea.

*As always in such situations, I messed up with numpad keys and went right into the trap ::)

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Riker was Kirkiest in Season 1.

Then he got the beard.

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Charlotte is going to kill him, anyways :P

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:E

3/5

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It certainly wouldn't hurt to watch the game once to know how it looks and goes.

If anything, we can always come play some other day, tomorrow after work, even.

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Cain: Initiate Benny Hill Sequence.
All of the yes. This is too amazing.

+1

Warrens are 268% better when they are more hillarious than murderous :D

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MSPaint on my elderly Windows XP :P

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You forget +1 from weapon triangle, Tartar c:

EDIT: Woops, forgot to move Fighter B to Ami, fixin'.

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~~Enemy Turn!~~

"Grrr, stay down, you dog!" Arinne slashed across Adrien's beautiful face, knocking him down again.

Quote from: Arinne vs Adrien
Hit: 125+15-15-9 = 116, autohit!
Damage: 9+1-5 = 5dmg

"Now take care of the rest of them!" What Arinne told them to do, the bandits obeyed.

Quote from: Archer C vs Derick
Hit: 99-5-14 = 80
Hit roll: 91, miss!

Quote from: Soldier D vs Derick
Hit: 93-5-14 = 74
Hit roll: 76, miss!

Derick counters!
Hit: 106+5-15-12 = 84
Hit roll: 33, hit!
Damage: 11+2-1-5 = 7dmg

Quote from: Mercenary A vs Henry
Hit: 112-10-5-10-4 = 83
Hit roll: 25, hit!
Damage: 13-0 = 13dmg

Henry counters!
Hit: 105+10+10+5-17 = 113, autohit!
Damage: 13-2-1 = 10dmg

Merc gets another attack!
Hit: 112-10-5-10-4 = 83
Hit roll: 99, miss!

"Oh my godness are you blind!?"

At the other side of the manor, Fighter B grunted and ran toward Ami, almost smashing her into the floor.

Quote from: Fighter B vs Ami
Hit: 84-5-14 = 65
Hit roll: 49, hit!
Damage: 18-2 = 16dmg

~~Player Turn 20~~



Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

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Okay so I decided on my favorite TNG episode:

Any episode with the Romulans :P

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While Ami healed Daniel, Derick restored Adrien.

Quote from: Ami heals Daniel
10+6 /2 = Up to 8HP healed

Quote from: Derick heals Adrien
5HP recovered

Then Charlotte moved closer to Fighter B and TWANG'd him so hard that there was an audible 'thud' when the arrow struck his chest. He almost collapsed.

Quote from: Charlotte vs Fighter B
Hit: 108+10+5-6 = 117, autohit! Crit roll: 3!
Damage: 10-4 = 6x3 = 18dmg

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

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