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After Eevee the Engi died in oxygen room fire (which died on it's own one second later), myslef as the Pilot went away from this overpowered cloaking drone into next marker:

Sun flare.

There was a rebel scout, which provided somewhat lesser difficulty, but the flare hit right against my weapons room. As my guy tried frantically to put down the fire, the 1/4 autopilot of course was total idiot and thus all hits against my ship dealt damage, knocking off engines and shields and sensors.

The rebels didn't need many of their Hull Missiles and Burst Lasers MkI to tear my ship apart.

Battle refuses to cease, much to the chagrin of the commanders. Who shall win?

Will it be Tim, after slaying his enemies? Naw, the gods of fate say - he couldn't even pierce the skillful defenses of the short goblin woman, Gobluck, yet another from the Ataraxian army. Despite her small body and large sword, she manuevered around and away from Tim's stabs and jabs.

The next contestant to behead Gobluck had even less luck - upon one moment, Gobluck yelled, or rather screamed, in horrific way and her sword slashed across Vendetta's chainmail, ripping the rings and slashing his skin underneath. Blushed gushed forth, tis' was a nasty wound, that one.

Aria Lantra yelled and rushed with her hatchet at Reudh the spear-wielder. Alas, the two shown equality in terms of melee mastery, and thus, no one was hurt.

Then, Reudh had to cope with Aethelwiff, who was wielding a powerful halberd. The halberd was bulky and large, and didn't help Aethelwiff when his opponent's spear stabbed into his shoulder. Skin pierced, blood began to trickle from the wound like a brook through the grasslands.

Afterwards, Reudh went into defense, hiding himself behind the shield he was carrying. Somewhere nearby, Genericus Maximus kept hiding away from the enemies - which proved to be a good tactic, his skin still unbruised.

With a yell, again, Gobluck the Slightly Wounded rushed at Vendetta. Stab jab thrust slash, there goes Vendetta's left arm. He watched at the bloody stump in bewilderment, and SLASH - there goes his other hand! SLASH - there goes his head! Gobluck spit on the pile of bloody lumps and turned to her enemies.

And then, suddenly, with roar of anger and courage, a group of Ataraxians rushed toward Reudh and Gobluck, reinforcing their group!

Krakai, Ludvig Bonnaparté and Gragrar Jynson reinforce Side A!
Caim enters the battlefield!
Side A is no longer at a disadvantage.

Waiting for actions from:

RedWarrior0
Onyxjew
Tiruin
Caerwyn
Reudh
Urist_McDowner
Nerjin

Commander picks the exact weapon he wants to use Read the rules, people.

You have to pick a weapon you want to use.

First of all, young Romulan officer was charged with some crime of violating space law of Romulan Star Kingdom, so I helped him find a forgotten planet full of pinky pyramid aliens, and this saved hte officer from disgrace.

My PC began to go funky so I turned off the harddrive, the case, and my ram degraded to vga3, whatever that means. But everything turned out okay in a second.

Next part of the dream I was in medieval fantasy village and everyone was looking like bing 2D from anime. First, I helped a gang of Self-Righteous Gunwielding Rebels against a group of bandits, who had gravimancer in their midst and when said gravimancer flipped the house to one side, the SRGR leader got shot, and I had to run.

Then I saw a friend of my friend, almost completely nude, being sold as sex slave to some man in Prussian-looking military uniform, and the two drove away in a fancy limo, so I vowed to the grandmother of that friend that I won't allow her second son to be taken.

Then I was rummaging in bushes when I met a young, scantily-clad girl necromancer who tried to tame two werewolf-vampire kids. We had to hide because Grand Inquisitor was passing by, but one of the werewolf kids developed allergy to grass, began sneezing and we were found out. Yet again I had to run whilst the trio battled the Grand Inquisitor on a grassy field.

Night came, and I found a wounded bunny. I picked it up, found a nest of foxes and thrown bunny inside, and then watched as a herd of young foxes shred and devoured the poor bunny alive.

As the night passed, I went back to village, and threw few rotten vegetables against a rebel tied to a pole, because why not. I came back to the grandmother lady, with her help, we began to distill ambergris from coconut oil and honey, which is totally not what you call ambergris at all.

We sold first batch for 15 golden coins to the local militia leader (more like a thug, really). However, we understood we might not make it (youngest son's price was estimated at 25 golden coins), so I gave away my clothes to the youngest son of the grandmother lady, and said son escaped the village (he later bumped onto few remaining SRGR goons and they helped him out).

As we were preparing another batch of ambergris for selling, the grandmother got agitated. When I asked her, she began to whisper "The Matrix! Matrix is coming! You have to wake up!" Everything started to rumble as if there was earthquake...

And guess what, my alarm clock woke me up next moment. I thiiiink I have to sleep without this thing on or I will never get through my dreams fully

My dream today:

Turkey conquered much of Middle East, including Israel. US shook fist at them at UN meeting, Turkey's official response was 'fuck you', and 3rd World War started.

That's all I really remember about it. Woke up as amused as I was worried.