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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Let's Play Star Trek: Birth of the Federation!
« on: December 17, 2012, 10:07:56 am »
Minosian combat drone is flagged as 'space entity', not minor race - Federation would claim it as territory. It must be minor race, then.

Might be some Federation-hostile minor, like Antedeans or Chalnoth.

Send a scout and check :P

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Let's Play Star Trek: Birth of the Federation!
« on: December 16, 2012, 01:39:01 pm »
What's with that blue, unnamed star in the middle of Federation territory?

Also, congratz on dealing with the Borg, twice!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD! (v1.0) NOW WITH MORE RAINBOWS AND BLOOD!
« on: December 16, 2012, 03:28:35 am »
Quote from: Urist_McDrowner on December 15, 2012, 09:36:35 pm
OOC: next time, can someone PM me? Wasn't aware my time was up.

Just check 'Unread posts' :P

And post your action plz.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD! (v1.0) NOW WITH MORE RAINBOWS AND BLOOD!
« on: December 15, 2012, 09:10:52 am »
Bump? v:

Waiting for actions from:

RedWarrior0
Onyxjew
Tiruin
Caerwyn
Reudh
Ultimuh
Urist_McDrowner

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are minifig II: 11 days till Christmas
« on: December 14, 2012, 07:21:39 pm »
Ask EMPRESS DEATH METAL how she can 'return' if she hasn't existed in this universe yet.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Above user in a nutshell
« on: December 14, 2012, 11:48:47 am »
The New Woman :D

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General Discussion / Re: When will the world end next?
« on: December 13, 2012, 03:11:28 pm »
Plus, don't forget that comet thing passing Earth very close in 2038(?).

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General Discussion / Re: [Ham- Bur- ger~?] The Okuu x Hamburger Steak thread (Happy Thread)
« on: December 13, 2012, 03:09:44 pm »
Aww, DrPoo is happy we support her :3

Go girl! Find your inner happiness! :3

* Haspen MANHUGS, obviously.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD! (v1.0) NOW WITH MORE RAINBOWS AND BLOOD!
« on: December 13, 2012, 02:31:10 pm »
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Starts with an Axe-type weapon.

And I still roll said axe.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD! (v1.0) NOW WITH MORE RAINBOWS AND BLOOD!
« on: December 13, 2012, 01:11:01 pm »
You don't pick weapons :P

Also you forgot to choose side.

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General Discussion / Re: [Ham- Bur- ger~?] The Okuu x Hamburger Steak thread (Happy Thread)
« on: December 13, 2012, 10:36:34 am »
* Haspen reads on Gavle Goat.

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1976 Hit by a car

Haha, poor goat. It tried to run away home :c

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD! (v1.0) BATTLE HAS BEGUN! We need more fresh corpses!
« on: December 13, 2012, 10:08:39 am »
As the clouds dispersed, the rainbow was cast over the sky, over the bloody, corpse-ridden fields, as if mocking the dead.

Tim once again went against Pretty Obvious, the two circling each other. Tim stabbed at his fore thrice; at the third time, the bloodthirsty spearhead found it's mark, cutting into flesh of Pretty Obvious' chest. The man in question choked on some blood, feeling weary of this world.

Vendetta rushed at Gobluck in the meanwhile. The axe slammed into the muddied ground each time the crafty goblin woman sidestepped her enemy, and Vendetta skillfully evaded the stabs of Gobluck's long sword. This continued for some time, and the duel went on unresolved.

Suddenly Aria yelled ferociously and rushed into her enemies. She stabbed, and jabbed, and slashed at them like a hurricane. The blows rarely hit their targets, and so Argon was unhurt. However, the axe dug into Gobluck's arm, flinging her out of the balance. And Aria was already somewhere - in front of Pretty Obvious. The large man leaned forward to attack her but then gurgled as the axe slammed into his throat. Gasping and drowning in own blood, the massiven man collapsed to the ground, lifeless, leaving Aria panting and whizzling for air and rest.

Aethelwiff used the occassion and attacked wounded goblin. Gobluck fought bravely but soon collapsed to the ground, lifeless  and headless, as Aethel's halberd slashed her through neck, decapitating her in one swift and perfect blow.

"Goroorhar!" Shouted valiant AXE THE ZOMBIE, charging at his new mortal enemy, Reudh the Non Insignificant. The latter bent his knees, ducked, leaned away, swayed, and did practically everything to evade the powerful slashes of the axe. But he ultimately failed; the blade slammed against his side, blood gushing from the body and pain flooding Reudh's brain.

Of course, in the eyes of Reudh, this only meant revenge! The spearman began stabbing at his foe furiously and rather blindly, and only once the spear stabbed into AXE's left leg, opening new wound.

With a animalistic roar, Argon jumped into the battle. His charge brought him onto AXE, who was just finishing his fight against Reudh. Said fight was finished even earlier as Argon's sword stabbed at AXE's head from behind, poking his brains out and killing him instantly.

Genericus Maximus steps into the fight!
Side A is at huge disadvantage!

Spoiler: Actions and Rolls (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD! (v1.0) BATTLE HAS BEGUN! We need more fresh corpses!
« on: December 13, 2012, 04:55:17 am »
Someone post for Tiruin, prolly got busied by real life :V

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD! (v1.0) BATTLE HAS BEGUN! We need more fresh corpses!
« on: December 12, 2012, 10:55:28 am »
No, that's other Tim. First Tim got killed pretty quickly.

Waiting for turns from:

RedWarrior0
Onyxjew
Tiruin
detective1412
Caerwyn
Nerjin
Tomio
Reudh
Ultimuh

Also apparently I can't count, there's only 4 guys on side B. OH WELL WE WILL FIX IT LATER.

12 hours wait for Tiruin's and Nerjin's turns starts now.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD! (v1.0) BATTLE HAS BEGUN! We need more fresh corpses!
« on: December 11, 2012, 04:52:22 am »
And back to mass murder we go.

Here we have this goblin woman by name Gobluck, locking her blade against Tim's spear. The duo ights against each other valiantly - so valiantly in fact, that neither is able to hurt the other, their duel being a stalemate of parried attacks.

In the same vein of mediocrity, Vendetta fought against Pretty Obvious. Parry, block, stab, evade. This continued for some time, and just like in previous fight, no one got really hurt.

It was when Pretty Obvious was forced to change his opponents that blood resumed it's flow. Aira Lantra ran at him with her hatchet, flailing it wildly. The swordwielder quickly evaded the first blow, but couldn't move away from the next one. Aria's hatchet dug into his chest, gaining him yet another red cut on his body. He didn't even flinch.

Then, Pretty Obvious decided that it was actually getting dangerous. He quickly assumed a defensive stance, ready to protect himself from incoming attacks.

In the meanwhile, Aethelwiff roared and rushed at Reudh the Not Insignificant. The two had a short battle from which Reudh came out partially victorious; whilst he didn't kill Aethelwiff, he did manage to plunge the spear into his enemy's body. However, the chainmail proved to be rather thick and Aethelwifff's wound turned out to be a mere scratch.

And at the side, brave Gobluck was fighting against Vendetta. However, it was fated to be one of those numerous unsettled matches, were both combatants weren't able to wound the other.

With a growl, sounding like a plea for brains, AXE THE ZOMBIE attacked Reudh. The agile spear-wielder provedto be difficult target; especially when said spear plunged into AXE's abdomen, the gush of blood that followed proving that AXE is still mortal and human.

After that Reudh had a thought that it would be prudent to fall into defense. Silly Reudh, tis' unneeded.

The God of Death was merciful this time; next part of the battle ought to be bloody.

Argon Allistair reinforces Side A!
Side A is no longer at disadvantage.

Spoiler: Actions and Rolls (click to show/hide)

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