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By some stupidity there's 6 people on side B.

Revoked Genericus Maximus back to waitlist.

YESSSS! YESSSS!

Growthify yourself, crush demon.

Just finished watching whole Legend of the Galactic Heroes. 110 episodes of political and space war masterpiece. Goddamn.

Possibly one of the greatest anime I have seen so far. If only it had remastered graphics, I'm sure it would gain much large attention from people watching anime.

My developing fever caused me to experience a can of mystical images. Let's get started.

First scene was about me and Criminy (Sinfest character) going to typical highschool in US. We were checking the rules list to make sure we don't do anything bad when suddenly people started carrying guns. We ask Johnson (the Janitor) who quickly turns to be school president, and he is carrying guns. Then we look around and everyone is carrying guns. We check the rules; '#6 rule: be nice to girls' was changed to '#6 rule: carry guns for safety'.

Then I was on the USS Enterprise from Star Trek: Original Series, and janitor Johnson was there. He was revolting against current Captain (whoever it was) and using the same guns he captured the ship and shot me because I was 'unwanted element'.

After that, I woke up. It was Wednesday and as always in my dreams, I was late for classes. On my way there (I teleported to the bus!), I've met my old old classmate whom I haven't met in 5 years. We took a ride, he developed a moustache during the ride and when we got to the university, I decided to run away up the hill.

From the hill, I jumped down the maintenance ducts and went into Captain's room of USS Enterprise. The revolt was revolting on itself, and Johnson the Janitor got himself shot, with few of his buddies killed in friendly fire. Klingon battlecruiser that was attacking Enterprise wasn't helping their situation either. Of course this was dangerous so I ran through maitenance corridors and left the place, emerging in some castle. I've met emperor Uriel Septim (dunno which one), who was very polite. I've scouted the corridors and after finding several rooms coated in vanilla plush, I've leaned on a secret door and tumbled through a staircase onto edge of fine arching brdige over a chasm.

There was a robed body. I've approached it and was welcomed by some grimdark wizard. He was floating over the chasm, had a skull-face, and offered me gold and power. I've accepted, ran through the exit and ended in an autumn forest, where I met feline-girl in robe, surprisingly similar to the robe of the dead person at the chasm.

She asked me if I want to sleep with her to prolong her family line. I said 'sure', then I added 'wait, I'm gay!'. She replied with 'Yeah, that's your biggest problem.'

And then I finally woke up.

My own LP's are good example that you don't want multiple cubes running around

Yet another act of the bloody saga;

Mason Govier, seemingly at east with incoming death, throws himself into melee combat yet again. But it seems that Death doesn't want to take him to Valhalla, at least, not yet. The melee against Vendetta is slow and uneventful one, neither of the two getting even close to scoring a hit.

Tim XVII in the meanwhile lunges with his spear at Pretty Obvious. The large man have difficulties evading the blows, and at one moment, Tim's spear pierced through his sturdy chainmail and stabbed him at the chest - however, the cut was minimal, a scratch it is.

Berry Smiles then attacks Mason Govier. Surprisingly, the critically wounded axeman finds a spark of life in himself and surprises Berry with his onslaught! At one moment, his blade smacks her head with flat side. Ringing noise and red haze before her eyes were clear indicators that this is very, very bad.

In the meanwhile, Axe attacks BETA ALPH. This quickly turns to be a bad idea, and even later, Axe's head flies to the side, detached from the body - BETA ALPH decapitated his foe with one, powerful swing of his battleaxe. Another of Baron's lieutenants bites the dust.

Having killed Axe, BETA ALPH turns to the nearest enemy; it is Tim XVII. The valiant spearman yet again doesn't bend under the onslaught of his enemies; even better, his sharp spear scores another mark, plunging deep into BETA ALPH's abdomen.

At the same moment, Vendetta rushes toward Pretty Obvious, trying to kill him. Alas, the melee proves to be rather difficult - the large swordman evaded several attacks, before getting too tired to evade another one. Vendetta's axe slams into Pretty Obvious' chest, but the chainmail easily absorbs most of the force. Blood slowly trickles down the ashen, iron rings of the mail.

Next few seconds are rather boring; amongst clanking of metal and noise of the rain, Aria Lantra fights against BETA ALPH, just like Pretty Obvious has a duel against Tim XVII. Both of those duels were shows of masterwork parrying, but that also means that no blood was spilt over the already dark crimson ground.

Rain gives up and turns into a drizzle, but the fight continues, for the glory and death of it's participants.

Aethewiff enters the battle!
Brutus Romanov and Gobluck join the fray together!
Side A is no longer at disadvantage.

Yaaay, more corpses c:

Currently at 81 episode of Legend of the Galactic Heroes.

37 episodes to go, and I already want more :v