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Roll To Dodge / Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD! (v1.0) BATTLE HAS BEGUN! More players, the better!
« on: December 02, 2012, 03:58:42 pm »Seriously, Thagi.
Woops, sorry, force of habit. Will remember next time.
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Woops, sorry, force of habit. Will remember next time.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD! (v1.0) BATTLE HAS BEGUN! More players, the better!
« on: December 02, 2012, 03:40:26 pm »
Dance Macabre plays it's third act.
Brave TOMIO rushes in front of his commander, trying to protect her by insulting his enemies, but, Not only TOMIO didn't taunt anyone, he completely lost himself in the vulgar poetry! Before he noticed, the battle progressed, and it was miracle he didn't got killed by the way.
As the bloodlust clouded mind of Mason Govier and he lunged at Commander Rylen, she had easier job to find a spot in his defense. And soon, the spot was exploited, and the blade stung deep intothe size of the crazed axeman - blood gushed forth, splattering on a camomile flower that was growing between the two combatants, the petals turning red.
Then, the very Athel von Scriver commences an attack on fellow, but hostile, commander. The blades clink against other and Rylen's shield absorbs the vicious attacks with loud clanks. Thus, no blood was shed in this encounter.
Let's direct our attention elsewhere for a moment - here we have Hamm, who lunges on the robed man, trying to kill him. Alas, the weight of the weapon and Hamm's clumsiness have only profited Some cliche'd guy in a robe, who easily parried or evaded any and all of the strikes directed at him.
And back to the warring commanders we go! Here comes valiant Rylen, lunging at her enemy with quick and precise attacks, which are however rather easily parried. Suddenly, the blade finds it mark - side of Athel - yet with a screech, it slides across the seemingly impenetrable plate armor, sending golden sparks instead of crimson droplets.
But soon Rylen is distracted, as That guy steps forward to attack her. The furious female though doesn't let the enemy take the advantage. With slash and hack of her short blade, she forces That guy to step back, and when he doesn't - the sword plunges through his thin leather armor into his stomach. Again blood splatters out, again the blood dribbles down the blade, and again Rylen's sword-handling, gloved hand is drenched in blood, blood of so many today.
And then comes that brief moment in which no blood is spilled. Just as Because locks with Athel von Scriver in a short, inconclusive melee, ALPHA BET lunges on Some cliche'd guy in a robe, whose defense yet again saves his skin. And TIM XVII similarily cannot fell his enemy, That guy, a dance of leans and jabs ending un-productive.
But how long it will be before blood is spilled again?
//Surprisingly, no deaths at all this turn!
Brave TOMIO rushes in front of his commander, trying to protect her by insulting his enemies, but, Not only TOMIO didn't taunt anyone, he completely lost himself in the vulgar poetry! Before he noticed, the battle progressed, and it was miracle he didn't got killed by the way.
As the bloodlust clouded mind of Mason Govier and he lunged at Commander Rylen, she had easier job to find a spot in his defense. And soon, the spot was exploited, and the blade stung deep intothe size of the crazed axeman - blood gushed forth, splattering on a camomile flower that was growing between the two combatants, the petals turning red.
Then, the very Athel von Scriver commences an attack on fellow, but hostile, commander. The blades clink against other and Rylen's shield absorbs the vicious attacks with loud clanks. Thus, no blood was shed in this encounter.
Let's direct our attention elsewhere for a moment - here we have Hamm, who lunges on the robed man, trying to kill him. Alas, the weight of the weapon and Hamm's clumsiness have only profited Some cliche'd guy in a robe, who easily parried or evaded any and all of the strikes directed at him.
And back to the warring commanders we go! Here comes valiant Rylen, lunging at her enemy with quick and precise attacks, which are however rather easily parried. Suddenly, the blade finds it mark - side of Athel - yet with a screech, it slides across the seemingly impenetrable plate armor, sending golden sparks instead of crimson droplets.
But soon Rylen is distracted, as That guy steps forward to attack her. The furious female though doesn't let the enemy take the advantage. With slash and hack of her short blade, she forces That guy to step back, and when he doesn't - the sword plunges through his thin leather armor into his stomach. Again blood splatters out, again the blood dribbles down the blade, and again Rylen's sword-handling, gloved hand is drenched in blood, blood of so many today.
And then comes that brief moment in which no blood is spilled. Just as Because locks with Athel von Scriver in a short, inconclusive melee, ALPHA BET lunges on Some cliche'd guy in a robe, whose defense yet again saves his skin. And TIM XVII similarily cannot fell his enemy, That guy, a dance of leans and jabs ending un-productive.
But how long it will be before blood is spilled again?
//Surprisingly, no deaths at all this turn!
Spoiler: Actions and Rolls (click to show/hide)
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD! (v1.0) BATTLE HAS BEGUN! More players, the better!
« on: December 02, 2012, 02:15:46 pm »27979
Roll To Dodge / Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD! (v1.0) BATTLE HAS BEGUN! More players, the better!
« on: December 02, 2012, 01:19:08 pm »When did you post that?
Anyways, Thagi (my character) will do what I said.
It was added to the first post few minutes after you posted your character in the thread.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: HP Fuckery Edition
« on: December 02, 2012, 12:55:48 pm »
I live with a bunch of stupid morons 
So when I was advising them to take dog on regular check at vet, they were all like 'naaah, no need for it, he is all healthy.'
Now that he got sick (some infection), everyone, including my slightly hysteric mother, is 'omg Paul take him to vet don't let him die', but because the vet is closed, now, for some reason, I have to do all the search for vet that's still open at this hour.
Ehh. Sometimes I just want to punch people.
So when I was advising them to take dog on regular check at vet, they were all like 'naaah, no need for it, he is all healthy.'
Now that he got sick (some infection), everyone, including my slightly hysteric mother, is 'omg Paul take him to vet don't let him die', but because the vet is closed, now, for some reason, I have to do all the search for vet that's still open at this hour.
Ehh. Sometimes I just want to punch people.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD! (v1.0) BATTLE HAS BEGUN! More players, the better!
« on: December 02, 2012, 12:39:24 pm »27982
Roll To Dodge / Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD! (v1.0) BATTLE HAS BEGUN! More players, the better!
« on: December 02, 2012, 09:42:04 am »
Yep, your character is dead.
You can make a new one and I will waitlist him immediatelly.
You can make a new one and I will waitlist him immediatelly.
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General Discussion / Re: I like anime, do you like anime?
« on: December 02, 2012, 09:37:41 am »
On 38th episode of Legend of teh Galactic Heroes.
Still enchanted by the show <3
Still enchanted by the show <3
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD! (v1.0) BATTLE HAS BEGUN! More players, the better!
« on: December 02, 2012, 07:54:54 am »
You can't defend others 
But that's a good idea, I will add it next time.
But that's a good idea, I will add it next time.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: RTD - Roll to Dodge Library & Hall of Fame (updated 11/16)
« on: December 02, 2012, 07:19:36 am »
Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD!
To library, plz v:
It is a simplified RTD, multiplayer (a lot) where the main goal is to kill all people on the other team. It is bloody and fast-paced, and waitlist is almost non-existant because of the speed of the game.
To library, plz v:
It is a simplified RTD, multiplayer (a lot) where the main goal is to kill all people on the other team. It is bloody and fast-paced, and waitlist is almost non-existant because of the speed of the game.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD! (v1.0) BATTLE HAS BEGUN! More players, the better!
« on: December 02, 2012, 07:15:42 am »((also I was on B but B side seem to have got the kill for my death))
Woops! Fixed! And waitlisted as well.
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General Discussion / Re: [Duh nuh... NYYYAAHHHHH] Oh my god someone help nitori (Happy Thread)
« on: December 02, 2012, 06:48:13 am »
Da Odyssey! Lil' pimp boards!
* Haspen feels his ribs hurting from laughter.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD! (v1.0) BATTLE HAS BEGUN! More players, the better!
« on: December 02, 2012, 06:34:19 am »
Rylen stood her ground and shouted for help of her comrades, so the attack could be a little more coordinated. Alas! It seems that bloodlust, or her subordinates' simplemindness blocked her words from reaching a fertila ground - and so, no one even bothered to look at her. She has to go alone.
With a terrible yell, Mason Govier swung his axe at one of his opponents - Because, even with his innate swiftness, couldn't withstand the ferocious attack. The blade of axe cut deep into his chest, pushing him away with a groan. If only his armor was lighter, he would be certainly dead by now.
Nearby, a Some cliche'd guy in a robe fought against the ALPHA BET, man who just appeared in the vicinity of this particular part of battlefield. After few seconds of skillful parrying and dodging, neither of them manage to score a hit.
Athel von Scriver, commander in Ataraxian army, engaged against Rylen who stood alone now. His mighty axe strikes, accompanied by momentum of charge, and blood-curdling roar, were too much even for Rylen's bravery and shield. The sharp edge found it's mark, but by a stroke of luck, the lady received only a very shallow cut on her right arm. Lucky star must've been shining somewhere in the sky above her.
TOMIO at last noticed his commander's fight and rushed for help. Athel skillfully turned around and with sudden charge, thrown the young man out of the balance; TOMIO let out a scream of pain when the massive axe struck deep into his shoulder, the blood gushing for a moment as if it was fountain's head. Is there no one who can harm mighty Athel?
Few metres away, Peter Kazer prepares himself for enemy's attack...
...And the preparations have kept his mind so clouded that he seemingly didn't anticipate the next strike! He did tried to move away from Hamm's huge sword, but it was for naught - the blade sliced across Peter's chest, from left shoulder to right side. A heavy groan of pain was the last thing Peter uttered before his body slumped to the ground, lifeless.
With righteous fury, Rylen charged at Athel von Scriver. Mighty and short duel, it was; full of blocked strikes and parried jabs. Yet again, Athel von Scriver left a close encounter without a scratch.
Soon Rylen had to abandon her mighty foe, as another one stepped to her side, trying to behead her. That guy lunged at her with his battleaxe, but he left himself open, his strikes clumsy. The only thing that made him survive her quick jabs was his miraculous agility, and every time Rylen stabbed at him, he would move his body away, the blade missing by mere inches.
Why Rylen was busy, her subordinate by name of Because lunged at Athel, deciding to even the mighty commander's survival rate. After exchange of blows, Because's blade at last found it's mark - only to produce a loud clank when the hard, metal plates of Athel's armor absorbed the force of the blow. Later, he might develop a bruise on this spot, but bruise is all he will get, at least this time.
ALPHA BET at last found himself in the offensive, and lunged at Some cliche'd guy in a robe, with whom he battled several seconds ago. This time, however, it was clear that Some cliche'd guy in a robe is in disadvantage, even his dodging was clumsy. And then, at one moment, he didn't dodge enough - the wide, long blade cut across his stomach, the blood spilling forth from the cut and bursting from Some cliche'd guy in a robe's mouth. A nasty cut, it is.
And who knows what future shall bring. Are the dark clouds gathering above a sign of incoming massacre for one of the sides, or maybe the sun and stars above just don't want to see the blood coating the ground? Who knows...
Tim XVII appears on the scene!
With a terrible yell, Mason Govier swung his axe at one of his opponents - Because, even with his innate swiftness, couldn't withstand the ferocious attack. The blade of axe cut deep into his chest, pushing him away with a groan. If only his armor was lighter, he would be certainly dead by now.
Nearby, a Some cliche'd guy in a robe fought against the ALPHA BET, man who just appeared in the vicinity of this particular part of battlefield. After few seconds of skillful parrying and dodging, neither of them manage to score a hit.
Athel von Scriver, commander in Ataraxian army, engaged against Rylen who stood alone now. His mighty axe strikes, accompanied by momentum of charge, and blood-curdling roar, were too much even for Rylen's bravery and shield. The sharp edge found it's mark, but by a stroke of luck, the lady received only a very shallow cut on her right arm. Lucky star must've been shining somewhere in the sky above her.
TOMIO at last noticed his commander's fight and rushed for help. Athel skillfully turned around and with sudden charge, thrown the young man out of the balance; TOMIO let out a scream of pain when the massive axe struck deep into his shoulder, the blood gushing for a moment as if it was fountain's head. Is there no one who can harm mighty Athel?
Few metres away, Peter Kazer prepares himself for enemy's attack...
...And the preparations have kept his mind so clouded that he seemingly didn't anticipate the next strike! He did tried to move away from Hamm's huge sword, but it was for naught - the blade sliced across Peter's chest, from left shoulder to right side. A heavy groan of pain was the last thing Peter uttered before his body slumped to the ground, lifeless.
With righteous fury, Rylen charged at Athel von Scriver. Mighty and short duel, it was; full of blocked strikes and parried jabs. Yet again, Athel von Scriver left a close encounter without a scratch.
Soon Rylen had to abandon her mighty foe, as another one stepped to her side, trying to behead her. That guy lunged at her with his battleaxe, but he left himself open, his strikes clumsy. The only thing that made him survive her quick jabs was his miraculous agility, and every time Rylen stabbed at him, he would move his body away, the blade missing by mere inches.
Why Rylen was busy, her subordinate by name of Because lunged at Athel, deciding to even the mighty commander's survival rate. After exchange of blows, Because's blade at last found it's mark - only to produce a loud clank when the hard, metal plates of Athel's armor absorbed the force of the blow. Later, he might develop a bruise on this spot, but bruise is all he will get, at least this time.
ALPHA BET at last found himself in the offensive, and lunged at Some cliche'd guy in a robe, with whom he battled several seconds ago. This time, however, it was clear that Some cliche'd guy in a robe is in disadvantage, even his dodging was clumsy. And then, at one moment, he didn't dodge enough - the wide, long blade cut across his stomach, the blood spilling forth from the cut and bursting from Some cliche'd guy in a robe's mouth. A nasty cut, it is.
And who knows what future shall bring. Are the dark clouds gathering above a sign of incoming massacre for one of the sides, or maybe the sun and stars above just don't want to see the blood coating the ground? Who knows...
Tim XVII appears on the scene!
Spoiler: Actions and Rolls (click to show/hide)
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD! (v1.0) BATTLE HAS BEGUN! More players, the better!
« on: December 02, 2012, 04:46:02 am »I guess I am as good as dead then. :p
Well, you can make another char, like Redwarrior did
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD! (v1.0) BATTLE HAS BEGUN! More players, the better!
« on: December 01, 2012, 09:26:07 pm »((So, I pick it? Because I was never actually told what my equipment was. I just checked back through history, did I miss the post?))
Your equipment is listed at the first post of the thread, under your character's name and number on the player list. (Because, number 11.)