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Yeah, I was wondering "What is Q doing in Bond-universe? Trolling MI6?"

bay12 would be good insanity influence for my dream sequences. Not that I mind.

I had terrible boring string of lectures to hear today which made me tired (and bored to the bone). When I was going back by tram. Did I mention it's one-hour ride from north to south of the city? And of course it's all packed with students/people from work.

Suddenly, I overhear a convo between two elderies, a fancy looking man and his wife. Because I'm a terrible person I always try to eavesdrop on foreigners and this is what I heard:
Man: Look at those idiots, all lazy Polish twats. Look at them moping about their lazy asses.
Woman: Yes honey, they are beneath us. They don't even speak English, those assholes. They should thank us for bringing civilization to them.

Because I was tired and bored, this often flips my 'shy' switch into 'be a jerk/bold' and thus I replied, in English:
"I heard that, lazy foreigner twats." And then, to people around me, I said (in Polish): "Hey, these two old people are calling us stupid assholes."

There was some grumbling and the elderly pair looked at me, possibly wondering how I dared to slap their egos.
And then, this short, plump old lady kicked in the convo, saying "Kill the foreigners" and "Poland for Poles!" (in I-think-so perfect English). The elderly pair got worried and went off the tram on the very next stop while the short old lady (and few other people) laughed aloud.
She then told me "That was the funniest thing I had since nineties my dear!" Then she high-fived me and gave me some free candy.

Hell. Yes.

And some jumping on the fortifications, then on that entrance pillar, and then down on the militia commander the friend of 30 other dwarves, stabbing out his brain with -chestnut spear-

Today, I dreamt of red-lit lounge of (presumably) gay men, who, like me, were naked.

We were drinking tea, had some biscuits and then we watched news on TV about some planet explosion. I think it was Jupiter. Then they started discussing the problem but I couldn't say anything. I wanted, but when I opened my mouth, there was no sound. The more I tried, the worse I felt.

I woke up taking a deep breath because I was thinking I'm going to suffocate for some reason. Bleh.

If I were an evil pony, in which cave I would hide? *ponder*

I love you in a platonic manner Hans, hope you do well in the poke.

I shall sign myself under those words. Take care Hans, don't get killed! :C