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Starting up simulator - Bird of Prey (me) against USS Enterprise.

I pummel it nicely because that kind of ship lacks aft torpedoes, so I just sit behind it and first cripple it's warp drive, and then impulse engines. It turns to face me, ha, for the last view of the victory? Well then I will destroy your saucer fir-*TORPEDO x20*
Apparently a glitch in the game made the Enterprise reload it's torpedo launchers instantly. I didn't manage to run away before constant stream of torpedoes blasted me to pieces.

OK, attempt two.

This time, I was in the middle of crippling the impulse engines when I suddenly noticed that the Enterprise's warp engine suddenly went from 20 points to 0. I made emergency stop just to make the overloading warp core show up right into my face. *WARP CORE BOOM*

Attempt three, dammit.

This time, when I was making a circle around it whilst cloaked, the Enterprise suddenly went full speed, slammed against me and propelled me right into gas giant. Before I could get outta there, the gases and friction turned my ship to dust.

Apparently someone on board of Enterprise must've been writing a book '101 ways to destroy a Klingon warship.'

Fuck you Enterprise.

Romulans: Large empire, true strength yet to be found out.
Ferengi: Second largest, obviously they have tons of money.
Cardassians: Poor guys are equivalent of Federation.

Quote from: JoshuaFH on June 17, 2012, 07:27:20 pm

It's a katamari ball of hugging.

*joins

* Haspen jumps on.

We still have sausages, though Smoked sausages, white sausages, blood sausages! Not real fan of the last ones.

And honestly if you're going to flick your nose at intestine filled with meat chunks, I'm going to question the strength of your heart and stomach. Your breakfast often consists of fried chicken embryo matter and strips of pig muscles!

You can keep the pate, though. We call that dog food. :p

And that's why Americans miss 95% of delicious things :p

Quote from: Haspen on June 17, 2012, 02:20:36 pm

Is all that US people eat in terms of meat is bacon and steaks? Clearly you have other meaty things that go with everyday dinner?

Burgers, too. 

Allright :I

I don't believe there's a word for 'zoo' in Klingon dictionary

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15.


The last Federation system is about to fall. In the meanwhile, our fleet at Cardassian resistance found no resistance and is currently in orbit of Yridians homeworld.


As you can see, or newest Propulsion breakthrough brings us many things - refits of two ships as well as Hall of Warriors.


The orbital defenses of Yridia managed to destroy two May'Duj-class ships before they were overcome. At Qo'nos, the shipyards are producing few transports to re-establish our destroyed outposts, and at Antica, shipyards are producing transports for future occupation forces of Yridia!


Hahahaha! All warriors of the Empire celebrated this event with kegs of bloodwine and mass-slaughter of targs! One enemy has been destroyed, and there's three others waiting for us!
Nix, who was in command of the fleets that destroyed Federation, has been promoted to the rank of General, and has been given a seat on the High Council, allowing him to directly influence the decisions of the Empire.