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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: July 26, 2011, 08:54:29 am »
Lo and behold, Virsarvesh (Starfurnace) has been brought to it's demise.

First, tentacle monsters from the depths.

Then, firebreathing demon lord.

Then, supermarksward on berserk.

And then large goblin army with weaponmasters and snipers.

And to think that it all happened because I have dug too deep for the adamantine ore... Damnation, that was Fun :D

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: July 26, 2011, 02:32:10 am »
Virsarvesh (Starfurnace) had almost faced slaughter if not the deeds of brave three.

Namely goblin attacked - from north west and south. After initial spying, I saw two groups - macegoblins on south and crossbow goblins with swordmaster at north. Made calculations and sent three heavy batle groups - sword, hammer and crossbow dwarves, 30 of them in total - to that group north.

The truth is it was just a decoy - the souther group mingled with a group of crossbowgoblins that went through a forest. I haven't seen all those green 'g's on the green background! They rushed to the entrace and only my spearmaster, his two dwarves and two war dogs were guarding it.

Fierce battle ensued and I was on the edge. Just as one speardwarf died and two other were getting tired and wounded, lo and behold, a hail of bolts from north, killing goblins while the other part of dwarven army arrived to deal with greenskins.

Virsarvesh is safe, and I must buy glasses :P

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: July 23, 2011, 06:19:15 pm »
So I realized I have well over 600 copper bars with many more breastplates, shields, and helms waiting to be melted down.  I get some tin off the caravans, but a lot less now that I've got a king, so I have no idea what to do with all this excess copper--any suggestions?

Copper bridge like dwarven ones in TES:Morrowind :P Large, long, tall, made from only bronze/copper materials.

You don't really need a river for it :D Make it connect two hills or something.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: July 23, 2011, 05:43:20 pm »
On the contrary, I've been murdering the trees the elves love so much with reckless abandon, and soon my Pirate cove will look more Piratical. I suppose, once I've gotten a bit built I might buy a pick or two and start getting stone for the bottom levels of taller buildings, right now I've not got anything above 2-3 stories.

*palisade not completed*

Suddenly, goblins :P

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: July 22, 2011, 04:00:16 am »
With Melbilonshen (Tomechant) in ruins, a new 40d fortress has been founded - Virsarvesh (Starfurnace).

Three years in, it already saw dwarven death, goblin ambushes, kids being born and kidnapped.

It's just quite cold, the brook freezes in winter and occassional herd of mammoth's announce their arrival with trumpeting. There's also adamantine somewhere under all that talc and dolomite, presumably near western edge, but I have yet to find it.

My dwarf lost the very first mayoral elections to some tanner guy, dammit :c

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Cipone is the elven word for creepy.
Amala is the eleven word for nature.
And apparently Amanereli is made of two elven words. Amane means silky and reli means rein.
I simply love that DF has given us all the languages! Maybe I should make a message cipherer with those...
Huh... I'm impressed Darkerdark payed that close attention with these names.
Were you not blown away by Ngusnogsted Obngot?

It's in goblin, in case one would seek translation ;)

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Draw your adventures
« on: July 21, 2011, 02:06:09 pm »
@Shook: OMGZ U R BACK :D

And comic hillarious as ever.

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Jack's after-summer looks and talk made me go O.o

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: July 20, 2011, 04:58:27 am »
*claps*

May I ask how all the carnage started Haspen?

Superpopular mayor and 3 of her 16 kids shot to death by ill-timed goblin ambush when the mayor was out in desert to grab some old sock or something and her kids obviously followed after her. The greenskins got pulverized but the tantrum nuclear reaction already started and there was nothing else than watch.

Which was amusing :D

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: July 19, 2011, 05:27:53 pm »
And so comes an end of Melbilonshen, a 25 years old fort in 40d.

From 210 dwarves to 2 in just 30 minutes of the most extreme tantrum bloodspiral I ever saw. Children exploding against walls, supersoldiers on rampage, relatives pucnhing each other to death, random insane dwarves jumping into bottomless chasm. Dining room, all of it - I mean ALL THE TILES - covered in red '2's that are chopped off body parts. Blood and corpses everywhere.

At the time of abandon, there were 2 survivors, well 6 if you include 4 dwarves on verge of death from injuries.

That pair of survivors were: some legendary farmer moping around some remote meeting place, and a crossbowdwarf who missed all the Fun(tm) while holding to his duty in a watchtower. He had no friends and thus was 'quite content' all the time. Hell it went to ecstatic when he took a break to drink after hte massacre.

Rest in pieces, Melbilonshen! You were truly a wonderful fort, and I shall remember thee fondly.

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There was... that one thread. With the goblins. While NSFW images have gone by now and then without bans, and so did the notorious goblin thread, I think Toady said something along the lines of "for the love of all that is holy don't do this again".

The title of 'Goblin Fortress [NSFW]' still is buried deep into my mind. The things I saw there...

Cannot be unseen :P

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It's okay, Terraria allows for same sex marriage.

Marry me then :D

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*Europe or Usa.

Just a typo, give him a rest :P Besides, imageshack now doesn't allow directlinking and gives pop-ups when you try to cheat. I switched to imgur - 5 seconds and I has the image I want hosted~~

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Draw your adventures
« on: July 15, 2011, 12:43:36 pm »
Question, where did all of the comic requests go? It was fun to see what comes out of a seemingly ridiculous situation.

Answer: No one's requesting them, except occasionally. Why don't you request a comic? I or someone else could try drawing it.
Ooh, ooh, can you draw a dwarf in civilian clothes slitting an unconscious dragon's neck with a bismuth bronze scythe copper ladle?

Fix'd for more dwarfy :P

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Emo sexual bait face! :O

5/9

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