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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rate the avatar of the person above you!
« on: December 31, 2010, 09:08:46 am »
Touhou-wut.

Anyway, 8/10

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rate the avatar of the person above you!
« on: December 31, 2010, 05:13:51 am »
Anime guy!

9/11

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Let's Play: Crisis In The Kremlin
« on: December 31, 2010, 05:13:24 am »
Who doesn't?
I vote Gorbachav or try Ligachev until it gets long enough to be interesting.
Yeltsin is far too capitalist, I've never played myself so I'm hopeing that Gorbachav can eventuilly move back to communism.

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Players:

1. Twi:
"F7, Lionheart on Kaiser Stationary."

Hit chance: Auto-hit!

Damage roll: 1d10
Damage dealt: 7-1=6

The shell makes a hole in the artillery armor.

Twi: -1 ammo, Lionheart
Kaiser: -6 HP

3. Furtuka:
"... west 2 fire with gigas"

Hit chance: 75+5+0-11-0=69
Hit roll: 5 [Hit!]

Damage roll: 1d8
Damage dealt: 8-1=7

The bullets pierce PS-1 armor, which explodes seconds later!

Furtuka: -8 ammo, Gigas
PS-1: -7 HP

PS-1 has been destroyed.

4. John Doe:
"Play Solitaire on my mech's computer."

Sadly, this mecha's software doesn't come with solitaire.

5. Derek Faust:
"Move to A10, fire Lionheart Cannon."

Derek moves toward enemy only to see it explode.
AGAIN.

6. Alan Cartago:
"Fire Cannon At PS-1"

Nothing left to shoot at, really.

Enemies:

Kaiser Stationary:

"!"

The shell flieeeees... toward Furtuka! It's a shell of vengeance, omg!

Hit chance: 75+10+0-11-5=64
Hit roll: 81 [Miss!]

Now renamed the Shell of Fail.

Kaiser: -1 ammo, Kaiser



TURN 13!

Spoiler: "Players Status" (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: "Enemies Status" (click to show/hide)

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After fixing the missing TABsomething.ocx, 40d version now works :D

Only thing is that a bit of right side of the program window is cut, but I think it's my screen resolution to blame.

Otherwise - I love this.

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Let's Play X-Com Terror From The Deep
« on: December 30, 2010, 04:47:37 am »
Why you keep asking! D:

It's TFTD, you will get your 5 minutes (and no more :P) soon, I bet.

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Let's Play X-COM: Apocalypse!
« on: December 29, 2010, 04:13:56 pm »
Well, I'm starting the X-Com TFTD Let's Play. Let's see how long I can keep up with it.

What what link plz.
Can you just take five seconds to look at the sub forum please?
Occured to me after I wrote the post.

Happens.

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Let's Play X-Com Terror From The Deep
« on: December 29, 2010, 04:13:16 pm »
ME!

Haspen, 25yrs old. A freshmeat from Central Europe, with a thing for medium-sized rifles and grenades.

Also, likes sushi. No ties with that Haspen who died on Cydonia.

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Let's Play X-COM: Apocalypse!
« on: December 29, 2010, 04:11:35 pm »
Well, I'm starting the X-Com TFTD Let's Play. Let's see how long I can keep up with it.

What what link plz.

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Let's Play X-COM: Apocalypse!
« on: December 29, 2010, 03:28:26 pm »
My fellow metalbags require immediate recalibration with electric cattle prods and brazilian ufo porn.

Forgive them!

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Let's Play X-COM: Apocalypse!
« on: December 29, 2010, 11:28:11 am »
H4-SP-3N

Android with medium guns and grenades, plz.

Bio: Programmed to kill enemies of whoever orders him now. Likes making jokes about fleshbags.

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Players:

1. Twi:
"Move west 1, fire Lionheart at PS-1. Hey, a rhyme."

Twi moves closer and shoots at the mecha.

Hit chance: 75+10+0-(-14)-5=94
Hit roll: 75 [Hit!]

Damage roll: 1d10
Damage dealt: 5-1=4

It is hit!

Twi: -1 ammo, Lionheart
PS-1: -4 HP

3. Furtuka:
"Move to d9. And attack again with gladius"

Furtuka moves but in turn the mecha gets out of reach of his blade!

4. John Doe:
"Hold position."

John takes a break.

5. Derek Faust:
"Attack Ps1 with gladius."

Derek is simply too far.

6. Alan Cartago:
"Fire Cannon At PS-1"

Alan shoots with his cannon!

Hit chance: 75+10+0-(-14)-0=99
Hit roll: 39 [Hit!]

Damage roll: 1d10
Damage dealt: 9-1=8

After the hit, PS-1 starts to shake and hiss a bit.

Alan: -1 ammo, Lionheart
PS-1: -8 HP

Enemies:

PS-1:

"BZZT?"

AI-controlled mecha runs away, turns around and shoots a Lionheart at Furtuka!

Hit chance: 75+10+10-(-14)-0=109
Hit roll: Auto-hit!

Damage roll: 1d10
Damage dealt: 1-1=0

Ting! A dud!

PS-1: -1 ammo, Lionheart

Kaiser:

"!"

The howitzer picks target at random - happens to be Twi!

Hit chance: 75+10+0-11-5=69
Hit roll: 61 [Hit!]

Damage roll: 1d12
Damage dealt: 12-1=11

That hurt, the whole mecha got shaken.

Kaiser: -1 ammo, Kaiser
Twi: -11 HP



TURN 12!

Spoiler: "Players Status" (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: "Enemies Status" (click to show/hide)

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Hold position.

Yeah, I'm basically gonna hold position for the rest of this battle lest I get destroyed horribly. If I don't post fast enough for you Haspen, just assume that I'm staying where I am.

I've been having too much fun playing Liberal Crime Squad  :(

LCS is like brownies - never can have enough. Point taken.

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@Mason: But I put the three .txt files and map in the folders!

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Let's Play XCOM: UFO Defense!
« on: December 27, 2010, 06:47:51 pm »
Dibs on one of TFTD starting eight, whoever will make the LP.

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