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Good.

Soon the negative numbers or you will stay with 0? :3

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Jack_Bread: For me, it just blinks and then the forum cuts the avatar of.

It's that ugly? :D

From what I saw, bread with yellow spikes? 5/10

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General Discussion / Re: Where Are You On The Political Compass?
« on: May 04, 2010, 03:13:34 pm »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It seems I have the same problem, oh my.

33004
C.C again.

5/20

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: One Word Story
« on: May 04, 2010, 05:30:26 am »
The object appears before a bear pig hybrid and is moving south. Obviously waffles are on the hybrid's snout. So the object is malcontentedly meandering into Death's tongue, so Death spits it into the lake of fire and takes hold of a spatula. This audacious, audacious move would flatulently incite the snailmen marauder's anger, bringing Cheddarius into conflict with pulsating vomit of Khorne, the bear pig herder. He sees dead monkeys flying around and singing "Cocks Away!"

Now, lads, when you attack rabid bear pigs, you must kick a sensitive guy in the city "jewels", also known over Germany as 'bratwurst'. Sensitive Tophats request naked truths. When drunk they eat pieces amalgamized with hydrargyrum.

This is madness. Madness? They don't farthingly have no ramblings! However, kleptophiliacs are good targets for advertisers, but maddeningly shine. Impecunious accountants drink preposterous amounts!
 
In many particular Buttcracks puny sandworms, we find fencing accountants typing "Cocks Away!" incoherently; "Koks Asway!" Suddenly, many Finlanders arbitrate accountants' lawsuits, unfortunately every second they account for pie-filled donkeys. Now Dr. Dick Cheney, formerly renounced headhunter of apoplex'd FUCKINGBOATMURDERED, has been researching Accounting for twenty-six nanoseconds and may well account for the loss of a large vehicle known as "Gogandantess". Rapping cutebold drive me insane, and evil. On the topic of maligned giraffes, I must increase flux tachyon wave-particle accountants. Because accountants. Why? To further castrate no-one. In 1944 minutes, there will be no accountants. Gunnerkrigg Court accounts for almost all of Aqizzar's accountants' clothes.

Aqizzar's ...accountants? Glittered Twilight-ily towards Akigagak's oversized undersized arms and armour and was deflected into xdarkcodex's rump, releasing a very poisonous spider, drunkenly tumbling end under taco sauce accountants forever.

O frabjous fönsteret, don't account for nothing in this time and the lamb sauce accountants lie continually. Klaus Promethium Grizwaldo Smith VII esquire slammed into a butler named 'Genteelmanly Geoff', who exploded saucily. He said, "How now, Potatoes Tummyache?! Ramboman stinks!" incoherently.

Burgundy rum infested crabs march while General DeLarge counts his droogs a thousandfold. Accountants vomited accountants, therefore we ARE THE DOOOOOOMED ACCOUNTAAAAAAAAAANTS OF QUETZALCOATL!

However, the common sauces don't account for that fact. While tasty, it raps numerous beats, leading the crowd towards Nirvana. Quails taste delicious. They really like eating Accountants of particular deities like Zeus' cuttlefish, a beast of remarkable size, pliers flailing like many bespectacled lambs. The mighty Chupacabra sucks thirty or more straws while Aqizzar looks professional, doing little.

Wearing a tuxedo, shadows, and spaghetti, a creature leaps forth unencumbered. Conan explodes, sending chunky shit tacos flying towards a futuristic Batman who is Twittering, "Khorne, I love SPAAAAGHETTIIII!"

"SPAAGHETTI?!! How did she implode so fatuously?!" There shrieked, upstarting, and giggling as several accountants' Ubercharged lasers elevator Demoman over over under the enraged fat.

No, why would they like SPAAGHETTI? Because it tastes accountant-like. Although warp speed is "Fun" sometimes furries try to slow trekkies sexuality.

Batman prances, screaming nonsense about nonsensical Reynardines brackish Gunnerkrigg flashing his clay lost. Quaaludes dives into anti-establishmentarianism.

Honestly, Dragons are Gnatsies favourite food, Jackrabbit tastes like recycled foreskin flambéd with Cognac. Consequentially, it tastes salty like yeast, enriched with snot. Acanthus's parachute fails sending him sideways. Here Urist died after mispelling Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­parao­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon, which, obviously, created

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Wait.... //Insert random Ackbar Poster// We have a caged Elephant. Won't Wild Elephants get angry about the trapping of the stoned one...???

*cough*

Wild elephants spot the caged one!
"We are coming to rescue you, bro!"
Cage elephant smokes weed.
"Peace, brothers! Elves have weeeed! Come join them, there's enough for you!"

So, naturally, we take route 2.

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Robot! That fancy kind! With engravings!

11/10

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General Discussion / Re: Gunnerkrigg Court?
« on: May 04, 2010, 02:35:48 am »
You have avatar of Dr.Disaster! W00t!

Welcome in 'da club' ;)

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Anya's x-com LP
« on: May 04, 2010, 02:32:38 am »
Europe.

You know, Sergei the pilot :P

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Something tells me that the humans might just try and get a cut of the caravan through shenanigans such as road tolls and caravan taxes. I say route 2.

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Tis' just a dragon.

7/10

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General Discussion / Re: Gunnerkrigg Court?
« on: May 03, 2010, 05:42:27 pm »
Jack can fly, fuck yeah :D

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: May 03, 2010, 05:15:32 pm »
I think my meaning can be summed up in one word.


RAPTURE of Elfs!!1

Fix'd.

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Hmm! If there's an elf not busy with loading up the goods, please count the votes.

I'm too lazy busy myself, what a pity.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: May 03, 2010, 04:01:14 pm »
I'm playing with Tentacle Demons modded in, in my fort.

You don't want to know what's going on in my fort...

I have seen Goblin Fortress (THAT Goblin Fortress).

You cannot suprise me, sir.

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