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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: One Word Story
« on: April 30, 2010, 10:37:57 am »
The object appears before a bear pig hybrid and is moving south. Obviously waffles are on the hybrid's snout. So the object is malcontentedly meandering into Death's tongue, so Death spits it into the lake of fire and takes hold of a spatula. This audacious, audacious move would flatulently incite the snailmen marauder's anger, bringing Cheddarius into conflict with pulsating vomit of Khorne, the bear pig herder. He sees dead monkeys flying around and singing "Cocks Away!"

Now, lads, when you attack rabid bear pigs, you must kick a sensitive guy in the city "jewels", also known over Germany as 'bratwurst'. Sensitive Tophats request naked truths. When drunk they eat pieces amalgamized with hydrargyrum.

This is madness. Madness? They don't farthingly have no ramblings! However, kleptophiliacs are good targets for advertisers, but maddeningly shine. Impecunious accountants drink preposterous amounts!
 
In many particular Buttcracks puny sandworms, we find fencing accountants typing "Cocks Away!" incoherently; "Koks Asway!" Suddenly, many Finlanders arbitrate accountants' lawsuits, unfortunately every second they account for pie-filled donkeys. Now Dr. Dick Cheney, formerly renounced headhunter of apoplex'd FUCKINGBOATMURDERED, has been researching Accounting for twenty-six nanoseconds and may well account for the loss of a large vehicle known as "Gogandantess". Rapping cutebold drive me insane, and evil. On the topic of maligned giraffes, I must increase flux tachyon wave-particle accountants. Because accountants. Why? To further castrate no-one. In 1944 minutes, there will be no accountants. Gunnerkrigg Court accounts for almost all of Aqizzar's accountants' clothes.

Aqizzar's ...accountants? Glittered Twilight-ily towards Akigagak's oversized undersized arms and armour and was deflected into xdarkcodex's rump, releasing a very poisonous spider, drunkenly tumbling end under taco sauce accountants forever.

O frabjous fönsteret, don't account for nothing in this time and the lamb sauce accountants lie continually. Klaus Promethium Grizwaldo Smith VII esquire slammed into a butler named 'Genteelmanly Geoff', who exploded saucily. He said, "How now, Potatoes Tummyache?! Ramboman stinks!" incoherently.

Burgundy rum infested crabs march while General DeLarge counts his droogs a thousandfold. Accountants vomited accountants, therefore we ARE THE DOOOOOOMED ACCOUNTAAAAAAAAAANTS OF QUETZALCOATL!

However, the common sauces don't account for that fact. While tasty, it raps numerous beats, leading the crowd towards Nirvana. Quails taste delicious. They really like eating Accountants of particular deities like Zeus' cuttlefish, a beast of remarkable size, pliers flailing like many bespectacled lambs. The mighty Chupacabra sucks thirty or more straws while Aqizzar looks professional, doing little.

Wearing a tuxedo, shadows, and spaghetti, a creature leaps forth unencumbered. Conan explodes, sending chunky shit tacos flying towards a futuristic Batman who is Twittering, "Khorne, I love SPAAAAGHETTIIII!"

"SPAAGHETTI?!! How did she implode so fatuously?!" There shrieked, upstarting, and giggling as several accountants' Ubercharged lasers elevator Demoman over over under the enraged fat.

No, why would they like SPAAGHETTI? Because it tastes accountant-like. Although warp speed is "Fun" sometimes furries try to slow trekkies sexuality.

Batman prances, screaming nonsense about nonsensical Reynardines brackish Gunnerkrigg flashing his clay lost. Quaaludes dives into anti-establishmentarianism.

Honestly, Dragons are Gnatsies favourite food, Jackrabbit tastes like recycled foreskin flambéd with Cognac. Consequentially, it tastes salty like yeast, enriched with snot. Acanthus's parachute fails sending him sideways. Here Urist died after mispelling

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: April 30, 2010, 04:32:31 am »
A forgotten ash beast came.

It ended up fighting a few of my military dwarfs (short swords and hammers). It wont die. I'm trying to find a solution to kill it without killing my dwarfs lol.

I hate magma-stuff, but the only thing that could propably work is Encasing in Obsidian.

How you will do this, it's your problem :P

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: One Word Story
« on: April 30, 2010, 03:24:28 am »
The object appears before a bear pig hybrid and is moving south. Obviously waffles are on the hybrid's snout. So the object is malcontentedly meandering into Death's tongue, so Death spits it into the lake of fire and takes hold of a spatula. This audacious, audacious move would flatulently incite the snailmen marauder's anger, bringing Cheddarius into conflict with pulsating vomit of Khorne, the bear pig herder. He sees dead monkeys flying around and singing "Cocks Away!"

Now, lads, when you attack rabid bear pigs, you must kick a sensitive guy in the city "jewels", also known over Germany as 'bratwurst'. Sensitive Tophats request naked truths. When drunk they eat pieces amalgamized with hydrargyrum.

This is madness. Madness? They don't farthingly have no ramblings! However, kleptophiliacs are good targets for advertisers, but maddeningly shine. Impecunious accountants drink preposterous amounts!
 
In many particular Buttcracks puny sandworms, we find fencing accountants typing "Cocks Away!" incoherently; "Koks Asway!" Suddenly, many Finlanders arbitrate accountants' lawsuits, unfortunately every second they account for pie-filled donkeys. Now Dr. Dick Cheney, formerly renounced headhunter of apoplex'd FUCKINGBOATMURDERED, has been researching Accounting for twenty-six nanoseconds and may well account for the loss of a large vehicle known as "Gogandantess". Rapping cutebold drive me insane, and evil. On the topic of maligned giraffes, I must increase flux tachyon wave-particle accountants. Because accountants. Why? To further castrate no-one. In 1944 minutes, there will be no accountants. Gunnerkrigg Court accounts for almost all of Aqizzar's accountants' clothes.

Aqizzar's ...accountants? Glittered Twilight-ily towards Akigagak's oversized undersized arms and armour and was deflected into xdarkcodex's rump, releasing a very poisonous spider, drunkenly tumbling end under taco sauce accountants forever.

O frabjous fönsteret, don't account for nothing in this time and the lamb sauce accountants lie continually. Klaus Promethium Grizwaldo Smith VII esquire slammed into a butler named 'Genteelmanly Geoff', who exploded saucily. He said, "How now, Potatoes Tummyache?! Ramboman stinks!" incoherently.

Burgundy rum infested crabs march while General DeLarge counts his droogs a thousandfold. Accountants vomited accountants, therefore we ARE THE DOOOOOOMED ACCOUNTAAAAAAAAAANTS OF QUETZALCOATL!

However, the common sauces don't account for that fact. While tasty, it raps numerous beats, leading the crowd towards Nirvana. Quails taste delicious. They really like eating Accountants of particular deities like Zeus' cuttlefish, a beast of remarkable size, pliers flailing like many bespectacled lambs. The mighty Chupacabra sucks thirty or more straws while Aqizzar looks professional, doing little.

Wearing a tuxedo, shadows, and spaghetti, a creature leaps forth unencumbered. Conan explodes, sending chunky shit tacos flying towards a futuristic Batman who is Twittering, "Khorne, I love SPAAAAGHETTIIII!"

"SPAAGHETTI?!! How did she implode so fatuously?!" There shrieked, upstarting, and giggling as several accountants' Ubercharged lasers elevator Demoman over over under the enraged fat.

No, why would they like SPAAGHETTI? Because it tastes accountant-like. Although warp speed is "Fun" sometimes furries try to slow trekkies sexuality.

Batman prances, screaming nonsense about nonsensical Reynardines brackish Gunnerkrigg flashing his clay lost. Quaaludes dives into anti-establishmentarianism.

Honestly, Dragons are Gnatsies favourite food, Jackrabbit tastes like recycled foreskin flambéd with Cognac. Consequentially, it tastes salty like yeast, enriched with snot. Acanthus's parachute fails sending him sideways. Here

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Anya's x-com LP
« on: April 30, 2010, 03:12:56 am »
Because, unlike most fantastic settings, melee weapons, even giant swords, are not mysteriously able to overcome futuristic technology...

Claymores, not Claymores, my good sir :P

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The Claw!

10/10

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Diego's Robot!

8/10

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Other Games / Re: Clicky Toys
« on: April 29, 2010, 04:57:34 pm »
Okay guys, I clicked yours drakes and you GOT me in THAT thing.

Now, please do me a favor:


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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« on: April 29, 2010, 04:27:56 pm »
I feel that the pit is fine. It can be expanded with a ramp after we have our elephant.

Yes, and when elves will be digging too close, he will gore 2d4 of them with his tusks.

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Purple.

That means...

Noble.

That means...

SLAUGHTER :D

9.5/10

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« on: April 29, 2010, 03:51:54 pm »
OH MY GAWD!

How are we going to get that elephant from the hole?

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This a Monocle, My weak point! Nooooooooo *SPLASH*

10/10

33057
Purple is always nice.

7/10

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FIST!

6.63/10

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« on: April 29, 2010, 09:01:57 am »
what happend to the new skills  ???

'Twas said that only Novice and higher are written there :P

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5/10, for dragon.

-1 for strange blurry stuff.

-3.99 for not being Gunnerkrigg.

0.01/10, sir :P

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