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THE CLAW!

8/10

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Adventure log "depths of the world"
« on: April 15, 2010, 05:22:00 am »
This may be a stupid question, but what do you mean by the adventure log?

I believe it's 'Legends Mode'

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All I find instead of caves are these large stone mounds. The wiki says there's an entrance on them somewhere, but I sure as heck can't find it. Any tips?

Check every nook, corner and z-level.

It's there, but soemtimes very annoyingly hidden*. Or a hole in wall.

*And most propably you passed near it, not noticing it.**
**Many times :P

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: One Word Story
« on: April 14, 2010, 07:26:46 am »
The object appears before a bear pig hybrid and is moving south. Obviously waffles are on the hybrid's snout. So the object is malcontentedly meandering into Death's tongue, so Death spits it into the lake of fire and takes hold of a spatula. This audacious, audacious move would flatulently incite the snailmen marauder's anger, bringing Cheddarius into conflict with pulsating vomit of Khorne, the bear pig herder. He sees dead monkeys flying around and singing "Cocks Away!"

Now, lads, when you attack rabid bear pigs, you must kick a sensitive guy in the city "jewels", also known over Germany as 'bratwurst'. Sensitive Tophats request naked truths. When drunk they eat pieces amalgamized with hydrargyrum.

This is madness. Madness? They don't farthingly have no ramblings! However, kleptophiliacs are good targets for advertisers, but maddeningly shine. Impecunious accountants drink preposterous amounts!
 
In many particular Buttcracks puny sandworms, we find fencing accountants typing "Cocks Away!" incoherently; "Koks Asway!" Suddenly, many Finlanders arbitrate accountants' lawsuits, unfortunately every second they account for pie-filled donkeys. Now Dr. Dick Cheney, formerly renounced headhunter of apoplex'd FUCKINGBOATMURDERED, has been researching Accounting for twenty-six nanoseconds and may well account for the loss of a large vehicle known as "Gogandantess". Rapping cutebold drive me insane, and evil. On the topic of maligned giraffes, I must increase flux tachyon wave-particle accountants. Because accountants. Why? To further castrate no-one. In 1944 minutes, there will be no accountants. Gunnerkrigg Court accounts for almost all of Aqizzar's accountants' clothes.

Aqizzar's ...accountants? Glittered Twilight-ily towards Akigagak's oversized undersized arms and armour and was deflected into xdarkcodex's rump, releasing a very poisonous spider, drunkenly tumbling end under taco sauce accountants forever.

O frabjous fönsteret, don't account for nothing in this time and the lamb sauce accountants lie continually. Klaus Promethium Grizwaldo Smith VII esquire slammed into a butler named 'Genteelmanly Geoff', who exploded saucily. He said, "How now, Potatoes Tummyache?! Ramboman stinks!" incoherently.

Burgundy rum infested crabs march while General DeLarge counts his droogs a thousandfold. Accountants vomited accountants, therefore we ARE THE DOOOOOOMED ACCOUNTAAAAAAAAAANTS OF QUETZALCOATL!

However, the common sauces don't account for that fact. While tasty, it raps numerous beats, leading the crowd towards Nirvana. Quails taste delicious. They really like eating Accountants of particular deities like Zeus' cuttlefish, a beast of remarkable size, pliers flailing like many bespectacled lambs. The mighty Chupacabra sucks thirty or more straws while Aqizzar looks professional, doing little.

Wearing a tuxedo, shadows, and spaghetti, a creature leaps forth unencumbered. Conan explodes, sending chunky shit tacos flying towards a futuristic Batman who is Twittering, "Khorne, I love SPAAAAGHETTIIII!"

"SPAAGHETTI?!! How did she implode so fatuously?!" There shrieked, upstarting, and giggling as several accountants' Ubercharged lasers elevator Demoman over over under the enraged fat.

No, why would they like SPAAGHETTI? Because it tastes accountant-like. Although warp speed is "Fun" sometimes furries try to slow trekkies sexuality.

Batman prances, screaming nonsense about nonsensical Reynardines brackish Gunnerkrigg flashing his clay lost. Quaaludes dives into

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Helmet is the only nice thing there, imho.

8.5/10
Skull pirate yay!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Invasion
« on: April 13, 2010, 09:24:59 am »
Retreat + shields.

Also, sonic grenade. Core of [anything] is always something big so big explosive should be saved for that moment.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: April 12, 2010, 11:24:57 am »
Ettins are semimegabeasts.

....Ooooh, wait, so smb's are coming too now? Nice!

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Morul IS The Most Interesting Dwarf in the World.

It means, there won't be the... mostest dwarf than him :P

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Invasion
« on: April 11, 2010, 11:56:32 am »
'H'owitzer?

Kill them all!

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General Discussion / Re: President dead
« on: April 10, 2010, 04:19:19 pm »
Here you have casualty list, with most notable people who died.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Polish_Air_Force_Tu-154_crash#Notable_passengers

Yeah, the only important guy from military that is alive today is Minister of Defense.

About the state of polish airplanes and copters: Yes, they're terribly old. This was bound to happen.

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General Discussion / Re: President dead
« on: April 10, 2010, 02:06:34 pm »
I'm more than sure that now the President of Bank is dead, new one will be elected and Poland will have to accept Euro ;/
Poland will have to accept Euro ;/
Euro ;/

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*breathe*oooooooooooooooooo!!!

I really hope it won't happen. Oh gods, I already see the taxes and prices for food and stuffs skyrocketi-

Haspen cancels posting. Interrupted by: Gathering supplies.

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General Discussion / Re: President dead
« on: April 10, 2010, 01:47:48 pm »
I don't get it.
So who's LEFT?

Prime Minister.

Foreign Minister and several (almost all?) other ministers. Marshal of the Sejm, who's now Acting President.

And of course flock of smaller political figures.

All of them are in Poland and trying to make some plans for future.

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General Discussion / Re: President dead
« on: April 10, 2010, 10:34:54 am »
Uhm, is Poland exceptionally reliant on its military?

It didn't protect it very well 71 years ago...

A) Our allies were busy with tossing pamphlets and notes at Germany.
B) We didn't had real army. I mean, few small battleships, old, WWI weaponry. Anyway, most of newly-produced arms got sold to the West so we could pay the debts and get out from crisis.
C) Try to protect your country on two different fronts. Backstabbing done by Russians on 17th September was clear sign of the defeat for us, so there :P

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General Discussion / Re: President dead
« on: April 10, 2010, 09:20:48 am »
Well, I said already - many of highest ranking officers died in that crash.

We're screwed for next weeks indeed.

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General Discussion / Re: President dead
« on: April 10, 2010, 09:12:37 am »
The assumed cause of crash is already 'pilots error' :P

And yeah, he was gambling with Death. Forgot that Death always wins.

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