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You take a deep breath and try to concentrate. Something bad happened, and now you had to search through that mess. First, you order the android to check other of his kind - he salutes and marches to the right door, after a loud hiss he was gone.

Then you remember about the wounded engineer... on a hunch, you type in a 'map' command.


And it works! After that, you type in a 'systems' command, and even before it shows the result, you know it works.

Preparing systems report...
Analyzing sensor data...
Comparing input data...
Re-checking...

Status report on TSS Scout 'Azareus' systems:

Hull - 80%
Bridge - 90%
Communications - 25% [!][!]
 -External message relay - unavailable
 -Communication room computers - malfunctioning
Navigation - 50% [!]
 -Auto-pilot - unavailable
Medic - 50% [!][!]
 -Body scan&computer systems - malfunctioning
 -Tissue regeneration pad - unavailable
Primary sub-lightspeed engines - 0% [!][!]
 -Left engine - unavailable
 -Right engine - unavailable
Secondary plasma thrust&manuevers engines - 50% [!]
 -External minor leak
Engineering&repair systems - 25% [!]
 -External automatized repair systems - malfunctioning
Power core - 33% [!]
 -Main core - offline
But the report you got wasn't nice. And you're not an engineer... yes! If she is still alive, she could help! You eagerly stand up from the chair - and you almost fell on floor because of your wounded leg. You look around for something long and hard to use as a walking stick, alas, the bridge was mostly intact, except few shards of broken glass or small metal parts.

If you won't get a good idea, you will have propably to crawl or limp near the walls. Frustrated a little, you sit on your chair.

And, not hearing anything behind the door, you suspect that android is still checking on other androids.

Quote from: Haspen on March 25, 2010, 04:53:29 pm

Ufff, Monster X destroyed. I'm glad I had that super potion thingy reserved for such occasion.

Can someone tell me - am I'm still in first 'half' of the game or the end is closer that I think?

WAIT
YOU DID -NOT- USE YOUR LIFE POT, DID YOU?
You are not going to live against Ballos.

Nothing will stop me, especially not some silly named thing :3

Ufff, Monster X destroyed. I'm glad I had that super potion thingy reserved for such occasion.

Can someone tell me - am I'm still in first 'half' of the game or the end is closer that I think?

You explain the situation to him and ask about the other two. "No --cess to crewmem--r chart. Please use ---mand 'ID' at appri---iate con--ol panel. No access to ----member char. Pl--se use command -- at -----priate contr-- panel."

After you heard the command, you also remembered a few others, which are: log, stardate, map, systems.

You examine android's neck. The joints were twisted, his main neck motor was broken, and you could swear you see some pieces of metal stuck there and there. But, you're not a mechanic, and you won't even try to fix that. Instead, you ask the android the obvious question.

"Inter---ence from the unkn--n ---ceship. No rec-rd of th- in----nt, Captain."

After this explanation, he blinked with his eyes.

"Can I he-p you --re, Cap--in?"

The object appears before a bear pig hybrid and is moving south. Obviously waffles are on the hybrid's snout. So the object is malcontentedly meandering into Death's tongue, so Death spits it into the lake of fire and takes hold of a spatula. This audacious, audacious move would flatulently incite the snailmen marauder's anger, bringing Cheddarius into conflict with pulsating vomit of Khorne, the bear pig herder. He sees dead monkeys flying around and singing "Cocks Away!"

Now, lads, when you attack rabid bear pigs, you must kick a sensitive guy in the city "jewels", also known over Germany as 'bratwurst'. Sensitive Tophats request naked truths. When drunk they eat pieces amalgamized with hydrargyrum.

This is madness. Madness? They don't farthingly have no ramblings! However, kleptophiliacs are good targets for advertisers, but maddeningly shine. Impecunious accountants drink preposterous amounts!
 
In many particular Buttcracks puny sandworms, we find fencing accountants typing "Cocks Away!" incoherently; "Koks Asway!" Suddenly, many Finlanders arbitrate accountants' lawsuits, unfortunately every second they account for pie-filled donkeys. Now Dr. Dick Cheney, formerly renounced headhunter of apoplex'd FUCKINGBOATMURDERED, has been researching Accounting for twenty-six nanoseconds and may well account for the loss of a large vehicle known as "Gogandantess". Rapping cutebold drive me insane, and evil. On the topic of maligned giraffes, I must increase flux tachyon wave-particle accountants. Because accountants. Why? To further castrate no-one. In 1944 minutes, there will be no accountants. Gunnerkrigg Court accounts for almost all of Aqizzar's accountants' clothes.

Aqizzar's ...accountants? Glittered Twilight-ily towards Akigagak's oversized undersized arms and armour and was deflected into xdarkcodex's rump, releasing a very poisonous spider, drunkenly tumbling end under taco sauce accountants forever.

O frabjous fönsteret, don't account for nothing in this time and the lamb sauce accountants lie continually. Klaus Promethium Grizwaldo Smith VII esquire slammed into a butler named 'Genteelmanly Geoff', who exploded saucily. He said, "How now, Potatoes Tummyache?! Ramboman stinks!" incoherently.

Burgundy rum infested crabs march while General DeLarge counts his droogs a thousandfold. Accountants vomited accountants, therefore we ARE THE DOOOOOOMED ACCOUNTAAAAAAAAAANTS OF QUETZALCOATL!

However, the common sauces don't account for that fact. While tasty, it raps numerous beats, leading the crowd towards Nirvana. Quails taste delicious. They really like eating Accountants of particular deities like Zeus' cuttlefish, a beast of remarkable size, pliers flailing like many bespectacled lambs. The mighty Chupacabra sucks thirty or more straws while Aqizzar looks professional, doing little.

Wearing a tuxedo, shadows, and spaghetti, a creature leaps forth unencumbered. Conan explodes, sending chunky shit tacos flying towards a futuristic Batman who is Twittering, "Khorne, I love SPAAAAGHETTIIII!"

"SPAAGHETTI?!! How did she implode so fatuously?!" There shrieked, upstarting, and giggling as several accountants' Ubercharged lasers elevator Demoman over over under the enraged fat.

No, why would they like SPAAGHETTI? Because it tastes accountant-like. Although warp speed is "Fun" sometimes furries try to slow trekkies sexuality.

Batman

8/10.

Nice green star is nice. Especially of Noctis' player

You begin to type the message, but after a while, you began thinking if that's a good thing. Soon, the firghtened part of mind lost (2:1) and you typed 'Help!'

Soon the ship speakers broadcasted the message. For a while, there was silence, but after few seconds, there could be metallic clanking, as if some badly constructed robot, was coming closer. Due to the doors on the back of the bridge, you don't know who's coming. Maybe some of androids weren't destroyed.

Or maybe it's something not so good at all.