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Hack and slash with a roar on Semabin, huzzah!

Oh god you people taunting me with spoilers!

The game is awesomely epic. Now, gotta find the third puppy...

You examine your leg. After a while of touching and moving the feet, you're pretty sure it's broken ankle.

You take a glance over the bridge. For sake of completeness, you count bodies. Five people. Two women and three men. Black uniform, two black with white stripes. One person in dark blue uniform and the last one in light blue clothing. You can't remember exactly the color coding of uniforms, but that's not important to you now.

After that, with a sigh, you type several random commands. What you get in reply is:

Invalid command.
However, when you type help...

Hello, Captain Mark Hallmark. You disabled help menu and command list at stardate 61LE/11/24.13:20
Please type in the password you have provided when you disabled help menu.
You don't remember the password. Your head hurts again when you try to think about it. At least you know your name now.
You cancel the operation and type com:

Communication and messaging main link opened.
***WARNING!***
Several problems found.
-Interstellar message relay is not working.
-Main message and communication computer is malfunctioning. Expect data loss.
***WARNING!***

Please specify command.
-?
You try to remember... and you quickly type in '-broadcast'.

Ship broadcasting message system online.
Please specify the message:
_

//***WARNING: Detailed gore scene incoming!***

You open your left eye... and then your right, the light not strong enough to make your sensitive eyes hurt.

But you lift your left hand to cover your eyes... and a gasp escapes your mouth as your notice that your hand is red.

Blood. Blood coats your hand, epsecially at fingers. With terror, you lift your other hand.

Even more blood.

You try to stand up but your spine and ankles send overwhelming waves of pain. Instead, you look around...

Bodies. Bodies of many people, in different, colorful suits. Men and women alike. Suddenly, you remember where and who you are.

You're on the bridge. Of your own spaceship.

You're it's captain.

You take another look around. Few of the people were shot. Others looked like something, or, you suspect, someone, tore their throats, bitten their necks or shred their chests.

The amount of blood, that smell make you sick, but you resist the urge to empty your stomach.

The bodies too have blood-coated hands. Some of them, even their mouths, bits of flesh between their teeth.

When you get a thought that propably whole crew fought among themselves using their hands and mouths... when you think that you propably shred someone's flesh...

With a gurgle, you lean to the left side and a second later, your stomach is empty.

You look through the main, Kauher's glass window of the bridge - the ship isn't moving, but you clearly see metallic debris in the space around. You hope it's not of your ship.

You look around the bridge - your head hurts - but you finally recognise the navigation systems panel, blood splattered on it. Then, your own, command panel, suprisingly intact and without blood on it. It's in front of your seat, behind which you lie, in the pool of blood.

What have happened? Are you the only crewmember alive?

It's time to get up and find out what happened...

...In Space.


//It's the beginning of dark story. But, you decide what the anonymous (for now) captain will do. Will he manage to survive? Or his fate is already doomed?

We will see

Yes, it will be more of story and details rather than gameplay, but still

If your stomach or mind can't stand such gore, please go away. On other hand, you're propably past butchering kittens and foes alike in Dwarf Fortress, so such scene like above shouldn't make you even twitch

[SPEED:900] I don't know how speed works in this game, but this is either REALLY FAST or REALLY SLOW

The lower number in raws, the faster speed in game. However, [SPEED:1000] is 'default' value ;P

So just a little bit faster.

I have no idea what's going on in here, but I'm laughing so hard I'm crying :*D
can I get an explanation of this hysterical nonsense?

You put game raws into this:

http://www.eskimo.com/%7Erstarr/poormfa/travesty.html

And you post whatever nice bits it spits out.

Since when wolves wear jewelry or coins?

If you want jewelry, go to a shop and buy a bone ring or amulet in exchange of your socks.

3fps, if the game don't freeze at loading