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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: One Word Story
« on: March 12, 2010, 10:41:51 am »
The object appears before a bear pig hybrid and is moving south. Obviously waffles are on the hybrid's snout. So the object is malcontentedly meandering into Death's tongue, so Death spits it into the lake of fire and takes hold of a spatula. This audacious, audacious move would flatulently incite the snailmen marauder's anger, bringing Cheddarius into conflict with pulsating vomit of Khorne, the bear pig herder. He sees dead monkeys flying around and singing "Cocks Away!"

Now, lads, when you attack rabid bear pigs, you must kick a sensitive guy in the city "jewels", also known over Germany as 'bratwurst'. Sensitive Tophats request naked truths. When drunk they eat pieces amalgamized with hydrargyrum.

This is madness. Madness? They don't farthingly have no ramblings! However, kleptophiliacs are good targets for advertisers, but maddeningly shine. Impecunious accountants drink preposterous amounts!
 
In many particular Buttcracks puny sandworms, we find fencing accountants typing "Cocks Away!" incoherently; "Koks Asway!" Suddenly, many Finlanders arbitrate accountants' lawsuits, unfortunately every second they account for pie-filled donkeys. Now Dr. Dick Cheney, formerly renounced headhunter of apoplex'd FUCKINGBOATMURDERED, has been researching Accounting for twenty-six nanoseconds and may well account for the loss of a large vehicle known as "Gogandantess". Rapping cutebold drive me insane, and evil. On the topic of maligned giraffes, I must increase flux tachyon wave-particle accountants. Because accountants. Why? To further castrate no-one. In 1944 minutes, there will be no accountants. Gunnerkrigg Court accounts for almost all of Aqizzar's accountants' clothes.

Aqizzar's ...accountants? Glittered Twilight-ily towards Akigagak's oversized undersized arms and armour and was deflected into xdarkcodex's rump, releasing a very poisonous spider, drunkenly tumbling end under taco sauce accountants forever.

O frabjous fönsteret, don't account for nothing in this time and the lamb sauce accountants lie continually. Klaus Promethium Grizwaldo Smith VII esquire slammed into a butler named 'Genteelmanly Geoff', who exploded saucily. He said, "How now, Potatoes Tummyache?! Ramboman stinks!" incoherently.

Burgundy rum infested crabs march while General DeLarge counts his droogs a thousandfold. Accountants vomited accountants, therefore we ARE THE DOOOOOOMED ACCOUNTAAAAAAAAAANTS OF QUETZALCOATL!

However, the common sauces don't account for that fact. While tasty, it raps numerous beats, leading the crowd towards Nirvana. Quails taste delicious. They really like eating Accountants of particular deities like Zeus' cuttlefish, a beast of remarkable size, pliers flailing like many bespectacled lambs. The mighty Chupacabra sucks thirty or more straws while Aqizzar looks professional, doing little.

Wearing a tuxedo, shadows, and spaghetti, a creature leaps forth unencumbered. Conan explodes, sending chunky shit tacos flying towards a futuristic Batman who is Twittering, "Khorne, I love SPAAAAGHETTIIII!"

"SPAAGHETTI?!! How did she implode so fatuously?!" There shrieked, upstarting, and giggling as several accountants' Ubercharged lasers elevator Demoman over over under the enraged fat.

No, why would they like SPAAGHETTI? Because it tastes accountant-like. Although warp speed is "Fun" sometimes furries try

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Noni (Zombie Mod)
« on: March 12, 2010, 08:02:40 am »
I want to claim a guy!

Haspen, male, preferably woodcutter/miner. Or a peasant turned into soldier. Yes, in next immigrant wave, if it will happen.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are BANNED.
« on: March 11, 2010, 07:44:03 pm »
Banned for derailing the thread with un-fun references that no one understnds.

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Bad druid! Veggies are AWFUL!

Feel my ROAR!

(Battlecry! 5dmg!)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are BANNED.
« on: March 11, 2010, 04:15:54 pm »
Banned for being silly and trying to make a dispute in spam thread.

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-Don't die on us, friendly Bard! Deon will surely protect you - some day!
Haspen smiles and then, with a huge gaping attack roar, he strikes enemy' heretic with his blade.

(Battle cry, so... 4-0+1=5dmg, yay!)

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[Just posting after ExKirby's turn status :P Team 2, it's yer move.]

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DF Modding / Re: How to access map data?
« on: March 11, 2010, 11:29:05 am »
Okay, thanks to DFHack and its API I'm now able to dump the currently running map into a readable and thus parsable format.

Is there a reference somewhere on what every tiletype number means? :)

You mean, what every ASCII character means?

http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/Character_table

http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/40d:Tilesets#What_tiles_are_used_for_what

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DF Modding / Re: How to access map data?
« on: March 11, 2010, 10:16:53 am »
Or just do it non-lazy, dwarven way and make map, glancing on screenshots of all revelant z-levels of your fortress&surroundings ;)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are BANNED.
« on: March 11, 2010, 07:59:43 am »
Banned for monochrome avatar

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4/10 for eye-blasting flashing and microcline in background.

My eyes....

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[Yes, 'Billy', it was legitimate turn ;) Your team had 2 turns in a row because I, against the rules, started first to show you guys an example ;)

Also: different time zones sux.]

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[ ok since I'm suddenly a little confused, I'll let one of the npcs do this attack.

meanwhile, if I read that right, we make our own rolls? or are there even any rolls being made? I'm used to having a chance of failure and success, and the critical strike thing confuses me as well. ]

[im going to sleep now so IF the formula is wrong change it!]

[It's okay, but it's second turn of Team 2 ;) Where's Haika when you need her? :P]

[ And once again, I'm a HE ]

[There's no dice. No rolls. It's really that... simple? Also, sorry for calling you 'she'. I live in a country where a name with 'a' on end indicates female name :P And 'Critical Strike' is an ability :P]

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[im going to sleep now so IF the formula is wrong change it!]

[It's okay, but it's second turn of Team 2 ;) Where's Haika when you need her? :P]

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[So I take it attacks will only hit the top of the list, unless able to target behind the front lines?

If so, I suggest you move to the front Jet, since you are the most defensive. and they say the best defense is a good offense, so let the other warrior have it. Then I can heal if needed, or attack/let npc go on the other action.]

[No, no, no front/back lines. My move 'to front of Criptfeind' was just a small In Character thing x3 And, of course, I used 'Defender' on him ;)]

[@Jetsquirrel: Just perfect ;)]

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