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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: September 26, 2019, 05:12:40 pm »
HMS HammerTime vs MF Tortue d'Acier:
DC4 Tertiary: 3+1+1-2+1 = 4 < 5, miss!

There was a sad splash.

Spoiler: HMS Freedom (1freeman) (click to show/hide)

SUNK:

Turn 4, sunk by an ammo magazine explosion:
Spoiler: HMS Doggo (TheRedwolf) (click to show/hide)
Turn 5, sunk by MF Par Excellence:
Turn 7, sunk by HMS Freedom:

3992
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« on: September 26, 2019, 04:06:49 pm »
You decide to just wait.

443 AEC, Mid-Autumn

Ane was of course furious when she learned of this, but your courtiers made sure that she won't be doing any damage during the proceedings.

And the proceedings are done! The Priests of the Mother and the Father have both agreed that while you were attempting to do duties of a Man to the best of your abilities, the contempt and hatred, unbecoming of a Woman, shown by your wife, is clear indication that marriage can be annulled.

"My liege, as the one who brought the case for divorce, you can take back your accusation and continue your marriage with Queen Ane, if you so desire." Your wife stares at you tearfully, but she has no right of voice at the moment.

A) "Aw, I can't be like that to her. No divorce!"
B) "Ha, I'm immune to tears! She is no longer my wife!"

3993
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: September 26, 2019, 03:59:17 pm »
MF Bone Apart vs HMS HammerTime:
DC1 Main: 6+1+1+1-2-1 = 6 => 5, hit! Comproll: 2, DC2 Secondary Battery is hit for 2 Damage and is Destroyed!
DC2 Secondary: 1+1+1+1-2-1 = 1 < 5, miss!
DC4 Tertiary: 1+1+1+1-2-1 = 1 < 5, miss!

A turret was blown up, but HMS HammerTime was miraculously still afloat!

Spoiler: HMS Freedom (1freeman) (click to show/hide)

SUNK:

Turn 4, sunk by an ammo magazine explosion:
Spoiler: HMS Doggo (TheRedwolf) (click to show/hide)
Turn 5, sunk by MF Par Excellence:
Turn 7, sunk by HMS Freedom:

3994
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« on: September 26, 2019, 01:45:57 pm »
You quickly meet up with the palatial priest, explaining the situation. You easily point out that, as the wife, she most suredly broke some laws set by the Mother as an example for all wives and queens everywhere. The priest considers your words and bows.

"I shall take your complaint to the Priests of the Mother and Father, and they shall review your case for divorce." He departs immediately, and you ponder - what else can you do about this?

A) Now? Now I just wait.
B) Lock the b*tch in the tower, of course.
C) Throw her into the dungeon, may she rot there to death!

3995
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« on: September 26, 2019, 01:06:18 pm »
//The RNG has speaketh.

You decide to talk with her, hoping to convince her to begin truly loving you.

Quote
1

"Love you? A crippled man with no future? Look at yourself, Iakes! You're weak, crushed, and without talent. You think anyone could love you? Ha! Every day I bear shame of having to go through the marriage with you, you who has deceived me. I was promised marriage to a youthful, strong prince from across the mountains, and whom I've received instead? You can't even change your pants on your own. You're a shame! Shame upon my name! Shame upon the virtues of the Father! Shame upon the entirety of Kastoria!" She slams the door and leaves.

Quote
6

Some would feel depressed, even suicidal, at such a speech, but not you! Your literal spine might be damaged, but your metaphorical one shall start growing today.

What shall we do about the Queen who disrespected you so harshly?

A) Dungeon her immediately!
B) Annul the marriage!
C) Lock her up in her tower for a month!
D) Send an angry letter to her parents!

3996
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: September 26, 2019, 12:58:08 pm »
MF Archer Fish vs HMS Freedom:
DC4 Secondary: 3+1+1+1+1-1 = 6 => 5, hit! Comproll: 5, DC5 Deck is hit for 1 Damage!

The shell struck HMS Freedom in least important of places.

Spoiler: HMS Freedom (1freeman) (click to show/hide)

SUNK:

Turn 4, sunk by an ammo magazine explosion:
Spoiler: HMS Doggo (TheRedwolf) (click to show/hide)
Turn 5, sunk by MF Par Excellence:
Turn 7, sunk by HMS Freedom:

3997
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums 8: IC Thread!
« on: September 26, 2019, 10:17:25 am »
Cedric meanwhile took Jorne to the side. For a talk, which lasted a moment.

"Jorne will remain here to keep an eye on the camp. Just in case more unscrupulous looters show up."

3998
Borders are reinforced doubly thicc!

Felissan's Turn!



Spoiler: Summary (click to show/hide)

3999
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: September 26, 2019, 06:52:40 am »
MF Tortue d'Acier vs HMS Freedom:
DC1 Main: 3+1+1+1+1-1 = 6 => 5, hit! Comproll: 8, UC3 Engine Room is hit for 2 Damage and is Destroyed!
DC2 Secondary: 5+1+1+1+1-1 = 8 => 5, hit! Comproll: 2, DC2 Main Battery is hit for 1 Damage!

MF Tortue d'Acier vs HMS HammerTime:
DC4 Tertiary: 2+1+1+1+1-2-1 = 3 < 5, miss!

The shells of MF Tortue d'Acier cripple HMS Freedom!

TURN 9:

Spoiler: HMS Freedom (1freeman) (click to show/hide)

SUNK:

Turn 4, sunk by an ammo magazine explosion:
Spoiler: HMS Doggo (TheRedwolf) (click to show/hide)
Turn 5, sunk by MF Par Excellence:
Turn 7, sunk by HMS Freedom:

4000
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« on: September 26, 2019, 06:13:06 am »
You tell the diplomats from Satorias that there's no treaty to be made.

The diplomats leave unhappy.

443 AEC, Autumn

An urgent report comes from the northlands!

Seven dead Fai have been found, and eight disappearances have been noted. The Army is ready and patrols the area, the regional commander thankful that you didn't take the golden weapons away.

Your wife still dismisses you from her chambers, and her heart seems like ice when it comes to talking with you. It seems that you will be spending another night, alone, and unloved.

A) She needs more time.
B) I need to talk with her.
C) I will buy her over.
D) ...Then I shall find a girl that will love me.

4001
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: September 26, 2019, 06:08:00 am »
HMS Freedom vs MF Tortue d'Acier:
DC1 Main: 1+1-1+1+1 = 3 < 5, miss!
DC2 Main: 6+1-1+1+1 = 8 => 5, hit! Comproll: 10, UC4 Ammo Magazine is hit for 2 Damage! 1 Armour Plating destroyed!
Ammo Magazine roll: 3, nothing happens
DC4 Secondary: 4+1-1+1+1 = 6 => 5, hit! Comproll: 3, DC3 Bridge Tower is hit! 1 Armour Plating destroyed!

MF Tortue d'Acier could no longer feel safe! They still had luck, for there was no explosion of ammo when the magazine was struck.

Spoiler: HMS Freedom (1freeman) (click to show/hide)

SUNK:

Turn 4, sunk by an ammo magazine explosion:
Spoiler: HMS Doggo (TheRedwolf) (click to show/hide)
Turn 5, sunk by MF Par Excellence:
Turn 7, sunk by HMS Freedom:

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YEAR 2004, SPRING

Quote from: Hero Call/Centralis Venti (x2)
3, 1

Two heroes respond to the call of Centralis Venti! First is a Wizard named Carcantus Deucalinos, and the second is a Fighter called Rellain Conlenyon.

Quote from: Hero roll
1, 4, 1

A Fighter named Ahelroy Tuach arrives in the capital of The Silver Tower, announcing his will to fight in its name!

Quote from: Scrying/The Silver Tower at #12
6+1

Cladis Ilalric, the Wizard of the Silver Tower, discovers an ancient Site sealed by powerful magicks in Province #12!

Quote from: Spellcrafting/Centralis Venti
93

Research into spells continues in Centralis Venti, but neither Lararion Edractus or Gratus Publiatus discover any.

Quote from: Disaster roll
1, 2, #55

Earthquake! A tremor strikes Province #55, destroying many homes and turning the local Castle into rubble!



Spoiler: Summary (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums 8: IC Thread!
« on: September 26, 2019, 03:02:51 am »
Cedric turned to look at the hobo, and handed him a small bread. The hobo snorted with joy and scampered past the group, towards the southern group.

"Crazy murder woman..." Hans mumbled toward Marietta rather angrily, but started to hobble a bit faster away, just to be sure.

"Everyone! Gather your belongings and prepare. We must go and save Luitgard from the soldiers!"

4004
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums 8: IC Thread!
« on: September 26, 2019, 02:13:13 am »
Cedric, however, did not listen, and have already climbed onto his horse.

"Ambush or no ambush, I'm not leaving Luitgard to these dogs."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: September 26, 2019, 01:42:13 am »
Torpedoes will deal 2 damage and can be blew up like ammo magazine, but only if there's still torpedoes inside. Back to important stuff:



HMS HammerTime vs MF Tortue d'Acier:
DC1 Main: 2+1+1-2+1 = 3 < 5, miss!

HMS HammerTime vs MF Bone Apart:
DC2 Secondary: 3+1+0-2+1 = 3 < 5, miss!

It goes splish-splosh, more shells lost, oh gosh!

Spoiler: HMS Freedom (1freeman) (click to show/hide)

SUNK:

Turn 4, sunk by an ammo magazine explosion:
Spoiler: HMS Doggo (TheRedwolf) (click to show/hide)
Turn 5, sunk by MF Par Excellence:
Turn 7, sunk by HMS Freedom:

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