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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: September 24, 2019, 01:28:01 pm »
3/3 (or any full fraction) means it is fixed next turn.  It's been that way for reloading, too.

I can't believe I didn't do that from the beginning. It helps with bookkeeping sooo much!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« on: September 24, 2019, 05:21:24 am »
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You decide to let your wife make up her own mind. After all, you're now the King of Kastoria. What woman wouldn't want to end in your bed?

443 AEC, Midsummer

Two delegations of diplomats arrive; one is from Satorias, on behalf of King Afonso V, and other from Xane-Peon, bringing words of King Anreu III.

Both groups are bringing offers of trade to Kastoria, the gate guards say.

A) Let the Satoriassi diplomats in first!
B) Our old allies of Xane-Peon have priority!

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General Discussion / Re: [Poi~] Poi is once again permitted (Happy thread)
« on: September 24, 2019, 03:38:19 am »
...What's with that random red font though?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: September 24, 2019, 01:47:02 am »
You also don't have 2 DamComs, only MF side has that much on their armoured cruisers ;V

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: September 23, 2019, 05:32:51 pm »
Both Mains are reloading though ;v

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: September 23, 2019, 05:06:59 pm »
MF Bone Apart vs HMS HammerTime:
DC2 Secondary: 1+1+1-2-1-2 = -2 < 5, miss!

MF Bone Apart vs HMS Freedom:
DC3 Tertiary: 3+1+1-2-2-1-2 = -2 < 5, miss!

The usual.

Spoiler: HMS Freedom (1freeman) (click to show/hide)

SUNK:

Turn 4, sunk by an ammo magazine explosion:
Spoiler: HMS Doggo (TheRedwolf) (click to show/hide)
Turn 5, sunk by MF Par Excellence:
Turn 7, sunk by HMS Freedom:

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General Discussion / Re: [Poi~] Poi is once again permitted (Happy thread)
« on: September 23, 2019, 03:13:04 pm »
And then Dunamisdeos was meme mafia :P

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: September 23, 2019, 02:37:45 pm »
MF Archer Fish vs HMS Freedom:
DC4 Secondary: 4+1+1-2-1 = 3 < 5, miss!

Another missed shot.

Spoiler: HMS Freedom (1freeman) (click to show/hide)

SUNK:

Turn 4, sunk by an ammo magazine explosion:
Spoiler: HMS Doggo (TheRedwolf) (click to show/hide)
Turn 5, sunk by MF Par Excellence:
Turn 7, sunk by HMS Freedom:

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« on: September 23, 2019, 02:02:02 pm »
You decide to raise the taxes. The Advisor leaves in a hurry to send the orders so that the money is gathered on time, before End of the Year.

With initial governmental affairs out of the way, you now have to face the dreaded difficulty of your marital life.

Your wife, beautiful Ane of Gellaine, wants nothing to do with a man paralyzed below his waist. Doesn't help that your loins are pretty much in eternal slumber, too. You did try some strange herbal tinctures, which had plethora of unfortunate effects (like sweating, or flatulence), and your wife still did not budge.

At least she remains faithful, content with her high status and riches, but you reckon she will one day give in to the urges.

A) Time to talk with her and reminder her about her duties to the throne and the dynasty of Lycwl!
B) I shall buy her heart with pretty dresses and trinkets. I have the all the money of the Treasury for that, after all.
C) I'm pretty sure that she will come to me on her own, now that I'm a King!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: September 23, 2019, 01:39:50 pm »
MF Tortue d'Acier vs HMS HammerTime:
DC1 Main: 2+1+1+1-1-2 = 2 < 5, miss!
DC2 Secondary: 5+1+1+1-1-2 = 5 => 5, hit! Comproll: 5, DC5 Main Battery is hit for 1 Damage!
DC5 Tertiary: 2+1+1+1+1-1-2 = 3 < 5, miss!

MF Tortue d'Acier vs HMS Freedom:
DC4 Secondary: 3+1+1-1-1 = 3 < 5, miss!

Except a damage on one of enemy turrets, the gunners aboard MF Tortue d'Acier didn't do well this time!

TURN 8:

Spoiler: HMS Freedom (1freeman) (click to show/hide)

SUNK:

Turn 4, sunk by an ammo magazine explosion:
Spoiler: HMS Doggo (TheRedwolf) (click to show/hide)
Turn 5, sunk by MF Par Excellence:
Turn 7, sunk by HMS Freedom:

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Centralis Venti proves that in the grand scale of things, mages do not make that great strategists!

Quote from: Combat in #32
Centralis Venti (+1) vs Irtis (+0):
2+1 vs 5
Centralis Venti army destroyed!
Coin Flip: Tails
Dearcan Adairg is killed in combat!

Other armies begin conquest of less hostile environs, while the govt calls up for more Heroes.

YEAR 2003, WINTER



Shadowclaw777: 6/8 Armies, 3 SCs available = 2 Armies to deploy
Felissan: 2/4 Armies, 1 SC available = 1 Army to deploy
Kashyyk: 4/5 Armies, 4 SCs available = 1 Army to deploy
Voidslayer: 4/5 Armies, 1 SC available = 1 Army to deploy
Doomblade187: 6/6 Armies, 2 SCs available = no Armies to deploy
SirAston: 3/3 Armies, 1 SC available = no Armies to deploy
TricMagic: 3/6 Armies, 5 SCs available = 3 Armies to deploy

Spoiler: Summary (click to show/hide)

4032
Play With Your Buddies / Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON uhh EMERALD
« on: September 23, 2019, 02:36:13 am »
After all, what is AMERICAN?

FAST FOOD IS!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« on: September 23, 2019, 02:06:50 am »
"I accept the crown." The crowning ceremony is swift and soon you're wearing the Kastorian crown.

You wonder if that will convince your wife to sleep in your bed for once. Here comes the Advisor, though, and Scrolls of Kingdom Status end on your table!

Happiness: 5
Population: 3
Economy: 2
Army: 5
*Navy: 5

"My lord, the spirits of the people have been riddled by disappearances of the citizens in the north, and the recent troubles with pagans in the south, but that's not our main concern. It's the burning of the Forest of the Ancestors; lots of supplies had to be procured and bought to accomplish such a huge task, and with the weapons still made out of gold bullion, the Treasury is emptying alarmingly fast."

"What do you propose we do?"

"We melt down the golden weapons and mint coins out of resultant bullion. Our people are relatively happy so they probably won't question extra tax for the last half a year."

A) "Taxes are fine, but I'm wary about depriving ourselves of weapons against Fai so soon."
B) "Melt the weapons and collect the coin! Filling up the Treasury is a priority!"
C) "We're doing fine, you know? No need for such measures, yet."
D) "Now that I was told the threat of Fai is basically gone, let's melt down the weapons we no longer need."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: September 23, 2019, 01:02:35 am »
HMS Freedom vs MF Par Excellence:
DC1 Main: 3+1+1+1+1+1 = 8 => 5, hit! Comproll: 12, UC5 Structural Bulk is hit for 2 Damage and is Destroyed!
DC2 Main: 4+1+1+1+1+1 = 9 => 5, hit! Comproll: 1, DC1 Bridge Tower is hit for 2 Damage and is Destroyed!
DC4 Secondary: 4+1+1+1+1+1 = 9 => 5, hit! Comproll: 3, DC3 Main Battery is hit for 1 Damage!
MF Par Excellence is sunk by battery fire from HMS Freedom!

Explosions blast across the decks of MF Par Excellence. The ship is riddled with holes and on fire. Soon enough, it starts sinking beneath the waves while the crew makes a hasty evacuation.

Spoiler: HMS Freedom (1freeman) (click to show/hide)

SUNK:

Turn 4, sunk by an ammo magazine explosion:
Spoiler: HMS Doggo (TheRedwolf) (click to show/hide)
Turn 5, sunk by MF Par Excellence:
Turn 7, sunk by HMS Freedom:

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: SOLDIER PLAYS POKEMON uhh EMERALD
« on: September 22, 2019, 04:03:48 pm »
Smol images are gud!

Also, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NEW SOLDERMON YAAAAS

Also also: SOLDIER HAS A DAD!?!?

Also also also: Torchic Pvt.Donald. It's gud American name of a gud common soldier on his way to FIVE STAR BADASS!

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