
Buying services of a Grand Marshal sure have paid off, for he is considered a one-of-a-kind.
With projected yearly legitimacy of 18.80% per year, we will be most legitimate in few years.
Some might notice that we're positioning troops on Hungarian border and making up yet another army.

As a large country, starting a war with dyansty of Bathory would cause us to lose stability.
Our large size makes that rather hard to recover - but Pope becomes helpful for once! I'm sure the Hungarians know what's coming next.

The reason for war is simple - Hungarians once beaten up Austria for few provinces, but the populace is still Germanic.
We will recover these lands. Also, Moravia is a Bohemian core. We will feed it to our vassal - Polotsk has the numbers, Bohemians have the quality.

It was the very first battle of the war, and the Hungarians were annihilated. We didn't even have to chase them down.
Prussian quality and advanced weaponry make short work of any eastern-minded national army!

After Hungarian armies collapsed, Polotsk led the initiative to assault and capture several Hungarian cities.
After fall of Osijek, King Matyas finally became receptive to our treaty stipulations.
We have all the money in the world, so Moravia was simply handed over to Bohemia next day.

Out of curiosity, we check the omniscient Ledger, and behold our army numbers!
Some of our neighbours have less soldiers than our Konigliche Armee alone! Ahahahahahah!


Our vassal, Duchy of Polotsk, has several claims in Ukraine so we decide to pursue them.
Somehow, the cossack tribes of Ukraine garnered sympathy of few big playe-hahah, whom am I kidding, they're just nuisances.

After the grand sinking of English Royal Navy, their friends turn tail and we were able to push Ukraine into cessation of Podolia and Chernigov.
We will hand them over to Polotsk as soon as we force Novgorod to ceded Smolensk - also a core of Polotsk.
Polotsk has been a loyal, strong vassal for centuries, it's about time we repay their loyalty with lands and subjects!

Finally, Novgorod relents, and Duchy of Polotsk shall receive three provinces in total!
You might notice our gold dropping rapidly - a series of unfortunate events have been steadily chomping down our Stability.
I've decided to fix that by brute force: throwing money at the Stability slider!
All will be right in Prussia in just few months.

"...we are WHAT!?"
"We're losing money rapidly, your Majesty." The financial advisor shakes his head.
"The huge standing army Prussia has, along with high maintenance, is draining our Treasury rapidly."
"Cut maintenance on ships, then. Our fleet isn't needed except against naval threats."

"It's been few months. How are we doing?"
"Err, slightly less worse, my lord... we do make positive income each year."
"Oh! That's good. How much?"
"6 ducats."
"...which of our neighbours is the strongest economically at the moment?"
The financial advisor flips the pages in his ledger. "Normandy?"

And so it was decided that Prussian Army will spend the summer holidays in Kingdom of Normandy.

"Arnor is ours, and so is Norman money! Not as much as I would like to, but it should be good. How's the numbers looking now?"
"Well..."

And there was much rejoicing.