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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: July 26, 2019, 05:20:33 pm »
HMS Spray and Pray vs IJN Kaga:
DC1 Secondary: 6-2+1+1-2 = 4 < 5, miss!
DC2 Secondary: 5-2+1+1-2 = 3 < 5, miss!
DC5 Secondary: 2-2+1+1-2 = 0 < 5, miss!

There were couple near-hits. But even near-hits are still misses.

Spoiler: HMS Doggo (TheRedwolf) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: IJN Kaga (piratejoe) (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: July 26, 2019, 04:21:21 pm »
HMS Doggo vs IJN Kaga:
DC4 Secondary: 5-2+1+1-2 = 3 < 5, miss!

Of course, the shell fell far away from Kaga's decks.

Spoiler: HMS Doggo (TheRedwolf) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: IJN Kaga (piratejoe) (click to show/hide)

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You send the Orcs to help the city guard supress the riots.

Quote
4

The riots continue on for three days, but the more your Orcs violently put down the rioters - the bodies counting up to almost a thousand by the end of the third day - the more and more terrified become the still neutral citizens. Soon, the riots run out of rioters and peace is restored, but after a brutal show of dismemberment and impaling.

412 AEC, Late Spring

The Governor of Capital is having an audience with you, listing the deaths, damages and projections for the future.

"...in short, my administration requires funds if we're to rebuild the capital. Otherwise, poverty and hunger might set in, paving the way for arrival of more disturbance, plague, or worse."

A) "Sorry, I ain't got penny to spend."
B) "Alright, you can have some funds."

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027: Nach Westen Ziehen

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: July 26, 2019, 01:12:34 pm »
IJN Kaga vs HMS Spray and Pray:
DC4 Secondary: 3-1+1-2-2 = -1 < 5, miss!

Ranging shot splashed far from the target ship.

TURN 3:

Spoiler: HMS Doggo (TheRedwolf) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: IJN Kaga (piratejoe) (click to show/hide)

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Great way to get will of the peopled by the mob.

Yeah its as if angry/hungry/overtaxed/opressed duders are going to listen to their king who is the reason for anger, hunger, overtaxation and oppression.

Oh well, we had shorter games.



You decide to appear before the people and try to convince them to stop rioting.

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The mob does little to listen, and soon you must raise your voice amongst jeering, booing and angry yelling.

Then rotten vegetables get thrown in your direction, and you have to scurry into the safety of your orcish guards' backs, and then to the palace. Your failure to calm the rioting masses has only fueled their anger.

The guards report that some buildings are now on fire, no doubt lit by the rioters.

You decide to...

A) Send in the Orcs!
B) Send in the Army!
C) Wait few hours.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Mong Kima - The Nation of Pearls
« on: July 26, 2019, 12:14:20 pm »
Monkey innards stew is best stew, don't let your mom tell you otherwise! :P

4538
More white powder was consumed.

Quote from: Siegfried uses Vulnerary
Up to 10HP healed

Meanwhile, angery royal did some explodin'.

Quote from: Shaelynn vs Slasher C
Hit: 92-22 = 70
Hit roll: 32, hit!
Crit roll: 6, crit!
Damage: 10-0 = 10x3 = 30dmg

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: July 26, 2019, 11:45:06 am »
HMS Sea Beetle vs IJN Kaga:
DC4 Main: 4-1+1-2+1-2 = 1 < 5, miss!
DC5 Secondary: 2-1+1-2+1-2 = -1 < 5, miss!

Both shots missed their mark.

Spoiler: HMS Doggo (TheRedwolf) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: IJN Kaga (piratejoe) (click to show/hide)

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BZORCH!

Quote from: Brunhilde vs Oislef
Hit: 92-25 = 67
Hit roll: 66, hit!
Crit roll: 97, no crit
Damage: 16-3 = 13dmg
Brunhilde recovers 1 HP!

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

4541
He cut through Altha's hat, so Altha cut his head off. Fair trade, is it not?

Quote from: Altha vs Stabber B
Hit: 110-17 = 93
Hit roll: 72, hit!
Crit roll: 2, crit!
Damage: 13-1 = 12x3 = 36dmg

Then Jann decided that he can't be worse than some Reich magic girl, and also killed a mook.

Just in a less flashy way.

Quote from: Jann vs Soldier A
Hit: 85+15-11 = 89
Hit roll: 85, hit!
Damage: 18+1-6 = 13dmg

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Mong Kima - The Nation of Pearls
« on: July 26, 2019, 10:35:40 am »
My grill will make them dead puppies useful, don't worry!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: July 25, 2019, 11:58:03 pm »
HMS Spray and Pray vs IJN Kaga:
DC1 Secondary: 1-1-2+1+1-2 = -2 < 5, miss!
DC2 Secondary: 3-1-2+1+1-2 = 0 < 5, miss!
DC5 Secondary: 2-1-2+1+1-2 = -1 < 5, miss!

The salvo was highly inaccurate and ineffective!

Spoiler: HMS Doggo (TheRedwolf) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: IJN Kaga (piratejoe) (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: July 25, 2019, 10:04:14 am »
HMS Doggo vs IJN Kaga:
DC4 Secondary: 4-1-2+1+1-2 = 1 < 5, miss!

The shell splashed several hundred meters behind the Kaga.

TURN 2:

Spoiler: HMS Doggo (TheRedwolf) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: IJN Kaga (piratejoe) (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: July 25, 2019, 08:54:42 am »
piratejoe's strange way of phrasing normal attacks I guess?

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