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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: July 23, 2019, 01:48:21 pm »
RMS King Frederik IV vs IJN Katori:
DC1 Secondary: 6+1-2-2 = 3 < 5, miss!

More sssplooshin'.

TURN 11:

STATUS:
Spoiler: IJN Katori (piratejoe) (click to show/hide)

4577
You yank the rope down.

Suddenly you feel - or rather - hear in your brain something akin to a mosquito's mad buzzing. It is mixed in with a faint giggle, and in the periphery of your eyesight you see a pinkish being with legs and arms and shiny white wings. It is zipping around your head, but you cannot concentrate just well enough to see it in front of you.

The buzzing and giggle grow distant and you lose the sight of the pinkish thing. The rope remains in your hand as the being seemingly flees into the world.

Did you just release an eldritch abomination from its prison? Or did you release a trapped fairy that was calling for help? Who knows.

You return to your bed - the humming is gone and never again in your life it bothers you.

411 AEC, Midwinter

Your new selection of Orcish bodyguards from Rsa arrives! Dressed in skins and cloth and armor, the brutish humanoids pledge to defend you with their life and either achieve glory in your service or die trying.

411 AEC, End of the Year

You rub your chin as the Advisor lays down the Scrolls of Kingdom Status on your desk.

It can't be that bad, right?

Happiness: 3
Population: 3
Economy: 0!
Army: 2
*Navy: 3

Gyeeeeeh.

"My liege, we need money, and fast!"

As for taxation shenanigans...

A) "Do not worry, we will get out of the dumps from trade next year!"
B) "Keep the taxes high for peasants, then!
C) "More taxes - and include the noblemen as well this time!"
D) "Time to switch from taxing peasants to taxing of nobles!"

As for potential military degrading...

A) "We will reduce the Army a little bit."
B) "Gotta sell some ships to keep afloat, eh?"
C) "Budget cuts! Sell the ships! Lay off the soldiers!"
D) "Nah, we don't need this!"

4578
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: July 23, 2019, 01:31:24 pm »
But what's this!? The guns of IJN Katori went silent!

STATUS:
Spoiler: IJN Katori (piratejoe) (click to show/hide)

4579
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: July 23, 2019, 01:26:32 pm »
RMS King Frederik IV vs IJN Katori:
DC1 Secondary: 3+1-2-2 = 0 < 5, miss!

Sss-ploosh!

TURN 10:

STATUS:
Spoiler: IJN Katori (piratejoe) (click to show/hide)

4580
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: July 23, 2019, 12:42:19 pm »
IJN Katori vs RMS King Frederik IV:
DC1 Secondary: 6+1-2-1+1+1 = 6 => 5, hit! Comproll: 2, DC2 Main Battery hit for 1 damage!

Katori's ever-successful gunners manage to damage one of the main batteries on RMS King Frederik IV!

STATUS:
Spoiler: IJN Katori (piratejoe) (click to show/hide)

4581
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: July 23, 2019, 11:54:18 am »
RMS King Frederik IV vs IJN Katori:
DC2 Main: 3+1+1-2 = 3 < 5, miss!
DC4 Main: 2+1+1-2 = 2 < 5, miss!
DC1 Secondary: 4+1-2 = 4 < 5, miss!

The salvo turned out to be a total dissappointment.

TURN 9:

STATUS:
Spoiler: IJN Katori (piratejoe) (click to show/hide)

4582
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: July 23, 2019, 11:12:16 am »
IJN Katori vs RMS King Frederik IV:
DC2 Main: 6+1-1+1-2 = 5 => 5, hit! Comproll: 8, UC3 Engine Room hit! 2 Armour Platings destroyed!
DC4 Main: 6+1-1+1-2 = 5 => 5, hit! Comproll: 4, DC4 Main Battery hit! 2 Armour Platings destroyed!
DC1 Secondary: 4+1-1+1-2 = 3 < 5, miss!
DC5 Secondary: 2+1-1+1-2 = 1 < 5, miss!

The main batteries of IJN Katori struck the enemy hard, but only resulted in more armour being blasted away. RMS King Frederik IV was left with little protection now!

STATUS:
Spoiler: IJN Katori (piratejoe) (click to show/hide)

4583
Fwooosh!

Quote from: Altha vs Sky Raider D
Hit: 110-19 = 91
Hit roll: 64, hit!
Crit roll: 76, no crit
Damage: 21-3-7 = 11dmg

Quote from: Siegfried vs Oislef
Hit: 88+15-25 = 78
Hit roll: 53, hit!
No crit roll.
Damage: 11+1-7 = 5dmg

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: July 23, 2019, 10:13:58 am »
RMS King Frederik IV vs IJN Katori:
DC1 Secondary: 6+1-2 = 5 => 5, hit! Comproll: 6, DC6 Secondary hit for 1 Damage!

The hole made after the secondary gun was made even holier. And by that we mean deeper.

TURN 8:

DC2 Main Battery on IJN Katori has been repaired!

STATUS:
Spoiler: IJN Katori (piratejoe) (click to show/hide)

4585
Life Advice / Re: Poland: Land of the Po
« on: July 23, 2019, 12:09:49 am »
It's a polish male name, Lech (or 'Leszek' for diminutive), that's all.

4586
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: July 22, 2019, 11:52:12 pm »
IJN Katori vs RMS King Frederik IV:
DC1 Secondary: 3+1-1+1-2-2 = 0 < 5, miss!

With both ships steering around and away, there was no chance any shell could hit either of them.

STATUS:
Spoiler: IJN Katori (piratejoe) (click to show/hide)

4587
You decide to speak to the thing.

"Hello? What are you? What do you want from me? Hello??"

There is silence.

A) Alright, time to tear the tower apart!
B) Alright, time to exorcise the damn place!
C) Let's wait a bit.
D) Let's yank the rope.

4588
You decide to investigate again.

Sure thing, as you ascend to the top of the tower, you get the migraines again, but do notice that the rope is dangling again despite there being no wind.

However, this time the rope - and the humming - stops on its own. The features of the pinkish thing you saw last night are unnoticeable to your eyes, but you have a feeling that the thing is still there. Even more, you feel watched by it.

You decide to...

A) Wait a bit.
B) Yank the rope.
C) Speak to the thing.

4589
Scratch the previous vote or I count it instead :V

4590
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Battleships!
« on: July 22, 2019, 01:43:56 pm »
RMS King Frederik IV vs IJN Katori:
DC1 Secondary: 6+1-2 = 5 => 5, hit! Comproll: 10, UC4 Ammo Magazine hit! 1 Armour Plating destroyed!

The shell landed against the ammo magazine, but only blasted its armour away - the chamber itself was intact.

TURN 7:

STATUS:
Spoiler: IJN Katori (piratejoe) (click to show/hide)

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