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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« on: June 12, 2019, 04:25:13 pm »
You agree to the bethrotal. The envoy bows his head.
"May Mother and Father bless you with many more children, King Lycwl." He bows again and leaves hurriedly.
Orks are raiding the eastern settlements!
Mounted on giant wolves or lizards, the orks are attacking the settlements, burning down houses, stealing grain, cattle, women and children. There's approximately several groups of them, accounting to somewhere between five hundred to a thousand, the scouts have hard time keeping count of these highly mobile troops.
You decide to speak up with the Orcish bodyguards of yours, for surely they know their less civilized brethren the best. They snort and grumble at your question.
"You humans are weak, and they know it. Do not negotiate, do not bribe, just kill. If mountain of skulls you make is bigger than theirs, they shall flee and not bother you again."
A) "I'm sure we can resolve this with negotiations rather than mountains of skulls."
B) "I'm more willing to sacrifice money rather than troops. Bribe it is!"
C) "Fine, my Army shall go and create the biggest mountain of Orkish skulls ever seen!"
D) "Eh, I can afford having them raid our borders for a while. Once they get bored, they will leave."
"May Mother and Father bless you with many more children, King Lycwl." He bows again and leaves hurriedly.
406 AEC, Midwinter
Orks are raiding the eastern settlements!
Mounted on giant wolves or lizards, the orks are attacking the settlements, burning down houses, stealing grain, cattle, women and children. There's approximately several groups of them, accounting to somewhere between five hundred to a thousand, the scouts have hard time keeping count of these highly mobile troops.
You decide to speak up with the Orcish bodyguards of yours, for surely they know their less civilized brethren the best. They snort and grumble at your question.
"You humans are weak, and they know it. Do not negotiate, do not bribe, just kill. If mountain of skulls you make is bigger than theirs, they shall flee and not bother you again."
A) "I'm sure we can resolve this with negotiations rather than mountains of skulls."
B) "I'm more willing to sacrifice money rather than troops. Bribe it is!"
C) "Fine, my Army shall go and create the biggest mountain of Orkish skulls ever seen!"
D) "Eh, I can afford having them raid our borders for a while. Once they get bored, they will leave."