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Movie dream time, this haven't happened in months!

So I was a soldier on board of Elf Spaceship because like other Humans I escaped Earth which was ruled by Pleasure Palace Corporation of space slavemaster Mongols ruled by a clone of Genghis Khan, all this explained to me by our Elf Captain in a prologue movie. Along with me were Blonde Soldier, Japanese Soldier, Afro-American Soldier, Arab Soldier, Red-Haired Woman (those were their names on uniforms) and Angry Lady Soldier (totally Ripley from Alien). There were also some elven soldier girls, everyone of them tall, with big tits and super long and pointy ears, because obviously.

Elf Empire was at war with Furry Empire so our spaceship was 'running' (not flying, running, I guess it had legs?) to a nearby colony bombarded by Furry Empire ships, but when we got there the colony was destroyed and we all said 'awwww' out loud. The Elf Captain then yelled through intercom that Ur-Quan (the bad guys from Star Control 2), the newest allies of Furry Empire were boarding the ship and we had to prepare for a fight, but while everyone had some sci-fi weapon I only had a hammer. I hid behind some boxes and hammered some Ur-Quan's toes to the floor while others were engaged in brutal laser fight. Then Angry Lady Soldier burst into the room with laser minigun and began shooting down every Ur-Quan and Afro-American Soldier had to help her keep the minigun steady because it was wobbling.

At the end of the fight only me, Angry Lady Soldier and the Afro-American soldier survived the firefight, so naturally we sat down amongst the corpses because elf maids (aprons and all) brought the dinner. Dinner tasted funny to me and I yelled at Elf Biologist seated next to me that he was trying to poison me, and it turned out his food also tasted funny so he counter-yelled at me. Then I had flashbacks? to the Titty Elf Doctor (yep) who was doing medical checkups on me and Elf Biologist had same dreams for a while so Elf Chaplain (like, Catholic, but Elf) joked that maybe she was Cthulhu spy, but then Afro-American Doctor (who was totally Dr.Franklin from Babylon 5) scanned us with his medical scanner and confirmed we were poisoned with 'boom particles', whatever they were, and these were used to 'boom minds' by the Cthulhus.

So me and Afro-American Soldier went looking for Titty Elf Doctor and we did find her in her quarters, naked and tied up to her bed but then Elf Captain yelled at us through intercom that Titty Elf Doctor was also in medlab at this very moment so we left Titty Elf Doctor as she were and ran to Medlab (which was right around the corner and down the corridor) and there was indeed Titty Elf Doctor, but with blue skin and face full of tentacles under her blonde wig. My soldier buddy grabbed his pistol, I threw my hammer at the Cthulhu spy.

Then I woke up :c

You are (it's 4)

Shintoist Shimōsa
Lord of Shimosa sends gifts to Silla and Tang!
Shimosan warriors attempt to conquer Dewa! 18+3 vs 10+1 = 21 > 11
Shimosa conquers Dewa! Dewa pillaged for 5.

Buddhist Higo
Higo warriors attack Ōsumi! 17+9 vs 10+2 = 26 > 12
Higo conquers Ōsumi! Only 4 Rice is pillaged in Ōsumi.
Higo warriors attack Chikugo! 17+5 vs 10+8 = 22 > 18
Higo conquers Chikugo! Only 4 Rice is pillaged in Chikugo.

Shintoist Tosa
Tosa warriors attempt to conquer Aki! 10+6 vs 10+3 = 16 > 13
Tosa conquers Aki! Aki pillaged for 5.
Tosa warriors attempt to conquer Bizen! 10+4 vs 10+7 = 14 < 17
Tosa fails to conquer Bizen!
Tosa warriors attempt to conquer Awaji! 10+9 vs 10+9 = 19 ~ 19
Tosa fails to conquer Awaji!

Shintoist Noto
Noto warriors attempt to conquer Echizen! 15+10 vs 10+4 = 25 > 14
Noto conquers Echizen! Echizen pillaged for 5.
Noto warriors attempt to conquer Hida! 10+1 vs 10+4+5 = 11 < 19
Noto fails to conquer Hida!
Noto merchants establish trade with Hoki!

Buddist Hoki
Hoki warriors attempt to conquer Iwami! 12+8 vs 10+5 = 20 > 15
Hoki conquers Iwami! Only 4 Rice is pillaged in Iwami.
Hoki warriors attempt to conquer Tanba! 12+9 vs 10+8 = 21 > 18
Hoki conquers Tanba! Only 4 Rice is pillaged in Tanba.
Hoki merchants establish trade with Noto!
Lord of Hoki sends gifts to Tang!

Shimosa: 2, 4
Hoki: 4+2 = 6

Shimosa opens trade with Silla and Tang! Meanwhile, Hoki opens trade with Tang!



Moves Needed: TricMagic, notquitethere, Magmacube_tr, The Canadian Kitten, a1s

Echigo: Etchu - Noto - Kaga - Echizen - Wakasa - Tango :Tajima (6 therefore not valid)

... Ah, opps. Given you set up defense, kinda glazed. (Hopefully Haspen doesn't take my first set of orders then.) Sorry.

You're in luck because I deleted the wrong PM out of the two.

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Shintoist Shimōsa
Shimosan warriors attack Shinano, and are met with no resistance!
Shimosa conquers Shinano! Shinano pillaged for 7.
Shimosa invests 4 in Shimosa.
Shimosan merchants establish trade with Noto!

Shintoist Shimōsa&Shintoist Shinano
Warriors of Shimosa and Shinano both attempt to conquer Kozuke! 15+6 vs (5)+2 & 14+4 vs (5)+6+5 = 21 > 7 & 18 > 16
Kozuke is overtaken and then Shimosan evict Shinanos out of the province! Kozuke pillaged for 5.

Buddhist Higo
Lord of Higo sends gifts to Silla and Tang!
Higo merchants establish trade with Tosa!

Shintoist Tosa
Tosan warriors attempt to conquer Iyo! 10+5 vs 10+4 = 15 > 14
Tosa conquers Iyo! Iyo pillaged for 5.
Tosa invests 4 each in Awa and Sanuki.

Shintoist Noto
Noto warriors defend Etchu but no enemy comes.
Noto warriors attempt to conquer Hida! 11+3 vs 10+7+5 = 14 < 22
Noto fails to conquer Hida!
Noto merchants establish trade with Shimosa while being ignored by Shinano!

Buddist Hoki
Hoki warriors attempt to conquer Tajima! 11+6 vs 10+5 = 17 > 15
Hoki conquers Tajima! Only 4 Rice is pillaged in Tajima.
Hoki warriors attempt to conquer Izumo! 11+4 vs 10+1 = 15 > 11
Hoki conquers Izumo! Only 4 Rice is pillaged in Izumo.

Shintoist Shinano
No outgoing orders this time...

Higo: 3+2, 6+2 = 5, 8

Higo merchants improve trade with Silla and also open new route to Tang!

Caught off-guard, Lord Shinano is captured and his household executed by the victorious Shimosans! Shinano is no more!



Moves Needed: TricMagic, notquitethere, Magmacube_tr, The Canadian Kitten, a1s

Sure. I will update the map and thanks to turn-scaling you start with 14 Rice.

Post your orders and I will process them this turn!

Maia Sanders: It sure will be a good experiment. Hopefully the pilots won't be off-put by it. I will sort out the paperwork today.

Chiron-402 - 5,000/400 Ls
  Online by: 14th Early Spring

Carla Whiteforest has finished her Treatment at Small Hospital.

VanZer995-006 has been fully repaired.

Maia Sanders: Greetings, Commander Shiek. I have just received information from Starlight Corp. that the next Recruitment List will be prepared and available for persual on the 11th, and any potential Pilots would be arriving on 18th. However, if we're to continue our policy of Paired Standard Quarters, we will need to construct some right now if we want them to be ready and furnished for the arrival of a new Team or Teams.

Should I schedule some for the construction?