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Other Games / Re: How did you last *own*?
« on: July 07, 2018, 01:58:39 pm »
After 200 years of flailing as a little piss poor Balkan country, tiptoeing around scary Austria, Bohemia, Ottomans, having to battle England and Castille while near bankruptcy and at 20 war exhaustion, and then doing even more tiptoeing...

I've formed Yugoslavia!


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I have returned! And would just like to say I am enjoying this so far, just got to the part where the Advisor makes the boy old with the ray and I'm pretty sure I know the reference.

Criken vids best vids.

* Haspen hifives.

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Bzoom.

Quote from: Lemashe vs Scoutdrone
85+3-55 = 33
Hit roll: 2, hit!
Damage: 32 damage!

The drone exploded into pieces when the energy beam struck right into center of it.

But how much information did it gather? And for how long? Was the tiny thing responsible for so many allied casualties during previous convoys?

Who the heck knows. The coast was still clear of the enemies, and so was the radar screen.

Spoiler: PC Stats (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendlies Stats (click to show/hide)

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You decide to talk Deathan down, so you visit his quarters.

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You speak with him about the noblemen party and he blushes, admitting that he wasn't really paying attention to what they were saying and once they pledged support, he was too embarassed (and too drunk) to do anything.

As he speaks, you detect a certain unpleasant smell. It comes from... Deathan?

A) This is the stench of fear, for he fears what can I do. A proper reaction, to be honest.
B) This is the odour of unwashed male. Gotta berate him for being a slob, he won't find a spouse like that!
C) This is the smell of spilled alcohol. Since when he has his own stash of Springwine?

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Once again, you shall seek services of a Sorceress.

1182 AD, Spring

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The selling of fine quality silver crafts made by your craftsmen brought many profits this year!

1182 AD, Mid-Spring

Treason! Or is it?

Three nights ago, one of the Spymaster's agents have attended a wedding party of a young noble couple, which Deathan was also attending.

The conversation between the nobles, after many hours of dancing and many goblets of wine, slipped to the politics of the future at one point, and someone asked Deathan, if - hypothetically - Methiant falls to foreign influence or into hands of some tyrant, woudl he rise in rebellion and take the throne for himself to bring stability to the Empire and restore the rule of Yoean dynasty. Deathan, by then quite drunk, said 'yes', and noblemen who asked him this question, half-jokingly, pledged their support to him.

The Spymaster decided not to ignore this and reported to you right away.

A) He is conspiring to rebel against me! Execute him!
B) Tighten security around him and his noblemen friends. He is plotting something.
C) Drunken schemings don't scare me.
D) Time to talk the youth down, lest he grows too bold!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: LANDGRAB 1.0
« on: July 07, 2018, 07:11:57 am »
Grabs:
Strategic Grey grabs Ibex and Czarnistog, but also defends Krimsk and Tvenn
The Pink Blob grabs Voorjik, Appelstadt, and defends Zuidendam
Skyland Blue grabs Selmy whilst defending Ootecht
The Red Edgeland continues the blissful nap
The Rising Sun grabs Vonderen, defends Schaben
Zimnaya Zemlya grabs East Pomeria, defending Czernina and Czarnistog in the meanwhile
Tyrian Purple Empire grabs Gijou, Slesia and Fleutzburg
Brilliant Blue grabs Upnorden and Slesia, and defends Fleutzburg
Green grabs Zuidendam, while defending Picardur and Selmy

Conflicts:
Strategic Grey tries to conquer Czarnistog, but Zimnaya Zemlya protects it
Green attacks Zuidendam, and The Pink Blob repels the invaders
Skyland Blue tries to grab Selmy, but Green is defending it
Tyrian Purple Empire and Brilliant Blue unsuccessfully brawl for control of Slesia
Tyrian Purple EMpire attempts the conquest of Fleutzburg, but Brilliant Blue defends it

YEAR 2, TURN 2 (AUTUMN)

14:12 local time (2:12pm)

The turn has begun, you can now send your orders to the GM. Please label your messages correctly to lessen the hassle!

Map:


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4 votes mister V:

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You pray to the Pantheon gods the hardest you ever did. You beg the god of Healing, the god of Children, god of Death, and several others.

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Alas, the next morning, the Advisor has to pry the cold hand of Rinilda from the grip of your fingers. Neither the court medics nor the prayers saved your daughter's life. She is pale, she is asleep, and she looks very, very peaceful now.

1181 AD, End of the Year

You let out a sigh when the Advisor piles the Scrolls of Kingdom Status on your desk. You unravel the vellum and begin reading on the numbers.

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Happiness: 8
Population: 6
Economy: 8
Army: 10!
Imp.Authority: +2

"My Empress! Methiant is at its greatest peaks since, well, quite a while! Your subjects are happy, the Treasury is filled with wealth, and the massive Imperial Army is conducting drills every day to drive their combat preparedness beyond any standard. The officers claim that it would be a waste of opportunity if we wouldn't test our steel and Fireblood against someone - any pretext would work with them, they say!"

A) No war, we're champions of peace.
B) Time to kick the Lametanians down a notch.
C) About time Parsians are brought down to their knees.
D) Let's fight the Eldricans and put Graine in charge of Koi afterwards!
E) Damedian preachers are using Rucus as a gate - time to shut it close!
F) -

"Meanwhile, the peoples of Methiant prepared some monetary donations for the state, lady Empress."

A) "Let them have it."
B) -
C) "I will build myself a statue with that coin!"

"And the Treasurer believes that we ought to spend some of the accumulated money on something, lest the metal coins accrue all sort of junk on them!"

A) Sponsor creation of an bronze-cast statue of yourself!
B) Send a lavish gift to one of neighbouring countries.
C) Time to ask the dwarves to commission us a powerful artifact of sorts!
D) -
E) Seek the services of a traveling and powerful Sorceress.
F) Expand the budget of the Army, so it can maintain even greater numbers.

"Any Edicts this year, Lady Empress?"

A) "Per usual."
B) "Sure thing!"

The Advisor then rolls open the map of Methiant and local region for you, but there doesn't seem to be any actual changes made to it this year.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« on: July 06, 2018, 10:58:56 am »
Sssso are they related to the lizardsssss guysssss that we had to deal in ssssspamkingdom2?

Let me just say that in this world there's heck a lot of reptilean overlords to choose from ;v

Also, the centaurs that we tried to recruit? did they managed to get past gutba or they culture got they killed before?

An excellent question that could be very generously answered if only some intrepid explorers and scholars mounted an expedition that way, don't you think v;

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You happily announce that you will welcome a temple of Damed, if only they build one themselves; for this, you order the city administrator to write them up a building permit. Funds they will have none.

After short bout of whispers between themselves, the priests of Damed thank you for your generosity and leave with the document in haste.

1181 AD, Winter

Silver, gold and gemstones arrive in the Treasury; glasswares venture south. Few days later...

You're sitting by Rinilda's bed. Her eyes are closed, her breath irregular and her face is red with whatever affliction that has beset her body. She is struggling for her life, with help of the court medics, but it is clear that the siituation is severe and she might not survive next day.

A) Find me the best medic in the city of Methe!
B) I shall pray to Pantheon for her life!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: LANDGRAB 1.0
« on: July 05, 2018, 11:51:25 pm »
6. You can only grab those Provinces that are adjacent to yours.

It's clearly in the rules v:

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« on: July 05, 2018, 11:49:34 pm »
How is the religious situation in the Empire doing lately anyway? Like how is Pantheonism doing? Alldivines? The minor cults that used to be protected?.... Evil Damed worship?

I'm going to address that soon in game tho 'v.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: LANDGRAB 1.0
« on: July 05, 2018, 04:44:36 pm »
Why did I not Grab Gijou?

It wasn't adjacent to any province you owned at start of the Turn? :v

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: LANDGRAB 1.0
« on: July 05, 2018, 01:32:50 pm »
4. During each Turn, you can 'grab' a named Province. You can also 'defend' a Province you own.
5. Amount of actions you can do per Turn ('grabs' and 'defends' total) is equal to Supply Areas you own + 1 (example: you own 2 Supply Areas = you get 3 actions/orders to do). Supply Areas are Provinces with black dot by their name.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« on: July 05, 2018, 01:31:53 pm »
did the acceptant heresy became the rule of the singularists? it is still a minor religion?  only exist in Ceodwell? Got forgotten by the GM and the hearts of the people and died?  :P

I remember that "shortly" after this we got a problem with singularists and heresy guys and decided to exile a large portion of both, and ceodwellians adopted them and mocked us

Nope, Acceptants kinda lost all its ground during the 'Warlord Age' between Tven and Methiant, when the Alldivines brought in their warrior-priests and pragmatic teachings. Singularists did mellow out a bit, but are still less tolerant than Pantheonists (and that's why Singularists are the third and smallest of all 3 Methiantese religions at the moment).

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