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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 06, 2018, 08:59:27 am »
No no its "quiche"
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General Discussion / Re: [?] Always step on the nep-nep (Happy thread)
« on: June 06, 2018, 08:36:43 am »
Turns out there's a short film about videogame Papers Please and it's everything you could expect it to be.
I'm lovin' it already.
I'm lovin' it already.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Chronicles of Martian Aggression War! Game/IC Thread!
« on: June 06, 2018, 07:49:32 am »
Josephine did with the murder once more. The enemy mecha's cockpit broke from blasta's blast, and the Martian's pale, silver-haired, uniform-clad (and quite bloodied) corpse slumped against the asphalt below.
The heavy Momentum drone then energy blasted Luis in the face. Then his cockpit exploded in sparks as energy levels dropped and numerous emergency lights lit across his console, with dreaded 'LAS ENGAGED' blinking on it too.
Quote from: Josephine vs Utopia Planitia V-AT482
Hit: 85+5-10-?-15 = ??
Hit roll: 7, hit!
Damage: 89-1 = 88 damage
Quote from: Josephine vs Utopia Planitia V-AT482
Hit: 85+5-10-?-15 = ??
Hit roll: 76, miss!
Quote from: Josephine vs Utopia Planitia V-AT482
Hit: 85+5-10-?-15 = ??
Hit roll: 27, hit!
Damage: 26-5 = 21 damage
The heavy Momentum drone then energy blasted Luis in the face. Then his cockpit exploded in sparks as energy levels dropped and numerous emergency lights lit across his console, with dreaded 'LAS ENGAGED' blinking on it too.
Quote from: Momentum A vs Luis
Hit: 85+6-6 = 85
Hit roll: 58, hit!
Damage: 34-17 = 17 damage
EMP roll: 23, EMP! Inv.roll: 2, Reactor disabled!
Spoiler: PC Stats (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Enemy Stats (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendlies Stats (click to show/hide)
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Chronicles of Martian Aggression War! Game/IC Thread!
« on: June 06, 2018, 06:50:03 am »
Josephine had her revenge.
Then the towers shot at the remaining Flygun; one missed, the other blasted it into pieces.
Unfortunately, several new enemies entered through the breached wall.
Amongst them, an Utopia Planitia mech. Onboard computers of UNMDF pilots quickly sorted out its inventory...
Quote from: Josephine vs Vector B
Hit: 85+5-15 = 75
Hit roll: 10, hit!
Damage roll: 90-2 = 88 damage
Quote from: Josephine vs Flygun A
Hit: 85+5-35 = 55
Hit roll: 79, miss!
Quote from: Josephine vs Flygun A
Hit: 85+5-35 = 55
Hit roll: 44, hit!
Damage: 31-5 = 26 damage
Then the towers shot at the remaining Flygun; one missed, the other blasted it into pieces.
Quote from: Elysium A vs Flygun B
Hit: 85-35 = 50
Hit roll: 64, miss!
Quote from: Elysium B vs Flygun B
Hit: 85-35 = 50
Hit roll: 19, hit!
Damage: 69-5 = 64 damage
Quote from: Energy&Heat
Josephine: -2 Heat total, -1 Energy total
Jason: -2 Heat total
Luis: -3 Heat total
Kenneth: -3 Heat total, -1 Energy total
Mission 1, Turn 2
Unfortunately, several new enemies entered through the breached wall.
Amongst them, an Utopia Planitia mech. Onboard computers of UNMDF pilots quickly sorted out its inventory...
Quote from: Initiative rolls
Josephine: 5+0.5 = 5.5
Momentum A: 5 = 5
Jason: (3 = 3, tie with Utopia Planitia V-AT482) => 2 => 6
Utopia Planitia V-AT482: (3 = 3, tie with Jason) => 2 => 2
Kenneth: 2+0.1 = 2.1
Vector D: 2 = 2
Luis: 1+0.6 = 1.6
Vector C: 1 = 1
Elysium A is a turret and fires last
Elysium B is a turret and fires last
Spoiler: PC Stats (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Enemy Stats (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendlies Stats (click to show/hide)
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« on: June 06, 2018, 03:56:23 am »
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You calmly ask for explanation.
Lady Alissa tries to defend herself somehow and insinuate things, but that only infuriates you more. With no hesitation you make it clear to her that if she wants to make enemy of you (and entire Empire), she is on a very good road in achieving it, and Pantheon help her if she does. You tell her in no terms you won't accept such meddling and rousing against your person, especially your children.
Teary-eyed, Lady Alissa quickly apologizes, and even smooches your hands. Next day you hear news that she is packing herself and her sons to live with some noblewoman friend of hers who has a small estate (and few unmarried daughters) in western Felonsein, far away from your palace.
Soon you hear the court murmuring; they're actually impressed that a honey-lipped snake like Lady Alissa has been ousted by you. A minor thing, one could say, but it gains you some respect and strengthens your authority in the court.
After you put the (finally asleep) Cylia to her little bed, you walk out of the door, only to find the Advisor stopping in front of you with certain Scrolls of Kingdom Status under his arms.
Ah, right.
Happiness: 9!
Population: 6
Economy: 3
Army: 7
Imp.Authority: +2
"Lady Empress, your peoples are still the happiest people around, and once again, they want to share their wealth with the Crown. Might I point that due to various expenses and lower trade profits, our Treasury is emptier than usually. It wouldn't be anything untoward your people if we accept the gold and tax them too."
A) "Nah, let's just accept the donations."
B) "Yes, donations and raised tax will secure our Treasury."
C) "Nah, we will spend money on poor and sick!"
"While the Army is slowly recuperating from the losses in Parsia and elsewhere, the Authority of Lady Empress is still sky high. Mayhaps an Edict this year, Lady Empress?"
A) "About time I stamp some papers!"
B) "No, we don't need any Edicts."
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You calmly ask for explanation.
Quote
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Lady Alissa tries to defend herself somehow and insinuate things, but that only infuriates you more. With no hesitation you make it clear to her that if she wants to make enemy of you (and entire Empire), she is on a very good road in achieving it, and Pantheon help her if she does. You tell her in no terms you won't accept such meddling and rousing against your person, especially your children.
Teary-eyed, Lady Alissa quickly apologizes, and even smooches your hands. Next day you hear news that she is packing herself and her sons to live with some noblewoman friend of hers who has a small estate (and few unmarried daughters) in western Felonsein, far away from your palace.
Soon you hear the court murmuring; they're actually impressed that a honey-lipped snake like Lady Alissa has been ousted by you. A minor thing, one could say, but it gains you some respect and strengthens your authority in the court.
1176 AD, End of the Year
After you put the (finally asleep) Cylia to her little bed, you walk out of the door, only to find the Advisor stopping in front of you with certain Scrolls of Kingdom Status under his arms.
Ah, right.
Quote
2to4
Happiness: 9!
Population: 6
Economy: 3
Army: 7
Imp.Authority: +2
"Lady Empress, your peoples are still the happiest people around, and once again, they want to share their wealth with the Crown. Might I point that due to various expenses and lower trade profits, our Treasury is emptier than usually. It wouldn't be anything untoward your people if we accept the gold and tax them too."
A) "Nah, let's just accept the donations."
B) "Yes, donations and raised tax will secure our Treasury."
C) "Nah, we will spend money on poor and sick!"
"While the Army is slowly recuperating from the losses in Parsia and elsewhere, the Authority of Lady Empress is still sky high. Mayhaps an Edict this year, Lady Empress?"
A) "About time I stamp some papers!"
B) "No, we don't need any Edicts."
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Chronicles of Martian Aggression War! Game/IC Thread!
« on: June 05, 2018, 04:55:03 pm »
BLAM BLAM BLAM! Unfortunately one of tungsten shells misses its mark.
But there's also a satisfying explosion as one of the walking Martian mechas explodes.
Afterwards, the Martian drones concentrate on Jason and Kenneth (mostly Jason).
Quote from: Kenneth vs Flygun A
Hit: 85+9-35 = 59
Hit roll: 41, hit!
Damage roll: 30-5 = 25 damage
Quote from: Kenneth vs Flygun A
Hit: 85+9-35 = 59
Hit roll: 39, hit!
Damage roll: 36-5 = 31 damage
Quote from: Kenneth vs Flygun A
Hit: 85+9-35 = 59
Hit roll: 77, miss!
But there's also a satisfying explosion as one of the walking Martian mechas explodes.
Quote from: Kenneth vs Vector A
Hit: 85+9-15 = 79
Hit roll: 48, hit!
Damage roll: 33-9 = 24 damage
Afterwards, the Martian drones concentrate on Jason and Kenneth (mostly Jason).
Quote from: Flygun A vs Jason
Hit: 85+6-10-20 = 61
Hit roll: 33, hit!
Damage: 15-8 = 7 damage
Quote from: Vector B vs Jason
Hit: 85+6-10-20 = 61
Hit roll: 8, hit!
Damage: 17-8 = 9 damage
Quote from: Flygun B vs Kenneth
Hit: 85+6-20 = 71
Hit roll: 60, hit!
Damage: 16-17 = 0 damage!
Spoiler: PC Stats (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Enemy Stats (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendlies Stats (click to show/hide)
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Chronicles of Martian Aggression War! Game/IC Thread!
« on: June 05, 2018, 04:03:08 pm »
The Spark goes bzoom!
Moment later, Jason shot at the same drone.
Flygun C meanwhile shot at Josephine, damaging her mecha a bit.
Then the heavily damaged Vector A tried to do the same with an energy blast, and succeeded.
Quote from: Luis vs Vector A
Hit: 85+4-15 = 74
Hit roll: 19, hit!
Damage roll: 34-5 = 29 damage
EMP roll: 65, no EMP
Luis +4 Heat
Moment later, Jason shot at the same drone.
Quote from: Jason vs Vector A
Hit: 85-15 = 70
Hit roll: 61, hit!
Damage roll: 40-5 = 35 damage
Vector A +2 Heat
Jason +4 Heat
Flygun C meanwhile shot at Josephine, damaging her mecha a bit.
Quote from: Flygun C vs Josephine
Hit: 85+6-20 = 71
Hit roll: 6, hit!
Damage roll: 15-8 = 7 damage
Then the heavily damaged Vector A tried to do the same with an energy blast, and succeeded.
Quote from: Vector A vs Josephine
Hit: 85+6-20 = 71
Hit roll: 39, hit!
Damage roll: 37-8 = 29
EMP roll: 93, no EMP
Vector A +4 Heat
Spoiler: PC Stats (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Enemy Stats (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendlies Stats (click to show/hide)
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Chronicles of Martian Aggression War! Game/IC Thread!
« on: June 05, 2018, 03:05:29 pm »
The Commander was already waiting.
"Trans-Gate signature detected just half a kilometer from our base's airfield and fighter plane hangars. We handle military shipping for entire southern British Isles. We must ensure that damage will be minimal."
"I'm assigning you four to guard duty at Hangar B. The buildings in our base are defended by several Elysium-class energy blaster turrets. Our command staff will operate them remotely, some heavy heavy firepower will surely help you in your task. Now go. For Victory and Earth!"
The distant flashing of Trans-Gate Phenomena was accompanied by closer sounds of explosions, energy discharge and crumpled metal.
Suddenly, the concrete perimeter has been breached! Shiny dark-green and black painted drones are pouring in as the Elysium towers whirrl and aim themselves at the invaders...
"Trans-Gate signature detected just half a kilometer from our base's airfield and fighter plane hangars. We handle military shipping for entire southern British Isles. We must ensure that damage will be minimal."
"I'm assigning you four to guard duty at Hangar B. The buildings in our base are defended by several Elysium-class energy blaster turrets. Our command staff will operate them remotely, some heavy heavy firepower will surely help you in your task. Now go. For Victory and Earth!"
2 minutes later, near Hangar B
The distant flashing of Trans-Gate Phenomena was accompanied by closer sounds of explosions, energy discharge and crumpled metal.
Suddenly, the concrete perimeter has been breached! Shiny dark-green and black painted drones are pouring in as the Elysium towers whirrl and aim themselves at the invaders...
Mission 1, Turn 1
Quote from: Initiative
Luis: 5 + 0.6 = 5.6
Jason: (5 = 5, tie with Flygun C =>) 4 = 4
Flygun C: (5 = 5, tie with Jason =>) 3 = 3
Vector A: 4 = 4
Kenneth: 3 + 0.1 = 3.1
Flygun A: (3 = 3, tie with Vector B =>) 6 = 6
Vector B: (3 = 3, tie with Flygun A =>) 2 = 2
Flygun B: 2 = 2
Josephine: 1+0.5 = 1.5
Elysium A is a turret and fires last
Elysium B is a turret and fires last
Spoiler: PC Stats (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Enemy Stats (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendlies Stats (click to show/hide)
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Chronicles of Martian Aggression War! PILOTS NEEDED!
« on: June 05, 2018, 02:21:43 pm »
Martian stuff now being added into second post.
Like corporation stuff popping up with new releases via the Mil-Net, more Martian will be added as long as you scan various unknowns and new Martian enemies during the game ;v
EDIT: Also, Reactors can be disabled by EMP (Fuel Cells are still safe tho).
Like corporation stuff popping up with new releases via the Mil-Net, more Martian will be added as long as you scan various unknowns and new Martian enemies during the game ;v
EDIT: Also, Reactors can be disabled by EMP (Fuel Cells are still safe tho).
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Chronicles of Martian Aggression War! Game/IC Thread!
« on: June 05, 2018, 01:50:15 pm »6:41pm, 1st September 2245
The lightning in the base turned to an ominous shade of red.
The wall panels stopped displaying maintenance values and instead begun showing blood-red emblem of UNMDF, and a digital female voice announced through the speakers:
"Red alert. Red alert. Trans-gate quantum signature detected within five kilometers. Ground personnel to the battle stations. Mecha pilots report for briefing to base's commander. Logistics and command staff to the command posts. Red alert. Red alert..." The message was then put on loop.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Chronicles of Martian Aggression War! Game/IC Thread!
« on: June 05, 2018, 01:36:52 pm »
"Processing... Congratulations! Josephine Valle Talla has been subscribed to Yokohaman's Monthly Pre-order Bulletin! You will be automatically notified via this console of upcoming new releases by Yokohama."
"This constitutes as an answer to your query. Thank you for using Yokohama's Automated Public Services Assistant, Choko. Yoko~n!"
On the monitor, a simple 'Do you have another question? y/n' came up.
"This constitutes as an answer to your query. Thank you for using Yokohama's Automated Public Services Assistant, Choko. Yoko~n!"
On the monitor, a simple 'Do you have another question? y/n' came up.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Fire Emblem on Forums Hub! Looking For Beginner Players!
« on: June 05, 2018, 08:32:36 am »Spoiler: Kittybook v0.1 changes, based on 1.Salt (click to show/hide)
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Fire Emblem on Forums Hub! Looking For Beginner Players!
« on: June 05, 2018, 07:19:14 am »
Announcing:
Mini Emblem on Forums. 6 playas, 4 chapterinos. I will butcher Saltbook for this.
In this particular instance, Trainees -> First Class (proboly will happen between Chapters 2 and 3).
So buckle up, Hatkat is coming back to GMing.
Mini Emblem on Forums. 6 playas, 4 chapterinos. I will butcher Saltbook for this.
In this particular instance, Trainees -> First Class (proboly will happen between Chapters 2 and 3).
So buckle up, Hatkat is coming back to GMing.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Fire Emblem on Forums Hub! Looking For Beginner Players!
« on: June 05, 2018, 05:58:29 am »
I have downloaded them in 2013 and keeping them on muh computer ever since v:
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Holy Roman Empire's Hurt&Heal 3.0, featuring FRANCE! XVI Century (1500s)
« on: June 05, 2018, 04:58:11 am »Spoiler: Princes(48) (click to show/hide)