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You send part of the Army to attack Rosamanans in the Parsia.

Few days later, Cyl arrives and you two have a pleasant chat about weather, and reaffirm your love.


The Helliste are getting ravaged by Rosamana's raiders, and those in Parsia are skillfully evading your heavy troops. The sandy flats of northeastern Parsia make it hard for Fireblood machinery and horses to catch up with lizards, which happily wiggle through the sands.

Few days later, there are two messengers bringing urgent news; one is from Helliste, with request for assistance from Cydwyl and Methiant, and other is bringing report of a major battle against Agaresians.

Suddenly however, one could say, at dramatically inconvenient time, you suffer a terrible abdominal pain that you felt only once in your life before. Someone's ready to explore a new world, it seems!

You decide to...

A) Shush the baby and receive the messenger from Helliste!
B) Shush the baby and receive the messenger from Parsia!
C) Alert the nurses that their help will be needed in about now!

Princes: Standard dudes. You can Hurt them for 2, Heal them for 2, or Hurt one for 1 and Heal another for 1.
Electors: Special dudes. Cannot be Hurt for 2.
France: Supervillain. Can only be Hurt for 1 or Heal for 1. Cannot be Hurt if at 5 or less Points.

1. !!Copy and paste list from previous poster when making your turn!!
2. No adding new Princes, unless Historical Fun rules say otherwise.
3. When a Prince hits 0 it is removed from the list and gone forever.
4. Please use bolding or green and red to point out your changes.
5. You gotta wait 1 hour before you can post again.
6. Player who eliminates an 'Elector' appoints a new 'Elector' from any other Prince that's still on board.
7. Game ends when one Prince reaches 50 points (victory for that Prince), France reaches 80 points (French victory) or there's no Princes left other than Electors (HRE collapses).
8. !!KEEP THE LIST OF PRINCES IN SPOILERS!!

HISTORICAL FUN:
PRINCES!
Bavarian Acquisitions: If Augsburg, Memmingen, Ravensburg, Ulm or Wurzburg are removed from the list and Bavaria is still up, Bavaria gains 5 Points per each removal.
Bohemian Rhapsody: If Silesia is removed from the list and Bohemia is still up, Bohemia gains 5 Points.
Burgundian Expansion: If Brabant, Holland or Liege are removed from the list and Burgundy is still up, Burgundy gains 5 Points per each removal.
Delicious Dresden: If Thuringia is removed from the list and Saxony is still up, Saxony gains 5 Points.
Hapsburg Inheritances: If Burgundy or Bohemia are removed from the list and Austria is still up, Austria gains 10 Points per each removal.
Electorate of Hanover: If Lüneburg is removed from the list and Brunswick is still up, Brunswick becomes Hanover, gains the title of Elector and extra 5 Points.
Kingdom of Prussia: If Pomerania and Teutonic Order are both removed from the list and Brandenburg is still up, Brandenburg becomes Prussia and gains 10 Points.
Margrave's Gains: If Cleves or Magdeburg are removed from the list and Brandenburg is still up, Brandenburg gains 5 Points per each removal.
Marry, Austria, Marry!: If Alsace or Lorraine are removed from the list and Austria is still up, Austria gains 5 Points per each removal.
Rise of The Netherlands: If Gelre, Friesland and Utrecht are all removed from the the list and Holland is still up, Holland becomes The Netherlands and gains 10 Points.
Wittelsbach Headaches: If Elector of The Palatinate goes below 5 Points, Bavaria automatically gains the title of Elector and extra 5 Points.
NATIONALS!
Even Lower Countries: If Brabant or Liege are removed from the list and The Netherlands exists, The Netherlands gains 5 Points per each removal.
Hanoverian Extras: If Bremen, Saxe-Lauenburg or Verden are removed from the list and Hanover exists, Hanover gains 5 Points per each removal.
Prussian Acquisitions: If Ansbach or Münster are removed from the list and Prussia exists, Prussia gains 5 Points per each removal.
FRENCH!
Big Blue Blob!: Each time amount of Princes falls below 50, 40, 30 and 20, France gains 10 points.
Lorraine, Sweet Lorraine: If Lorraine is removed from the list, France gains 5 Points.
Treaty of Arras: If Burgundy is removed from the list, France gains 10 Points.
Treaty of Lunéville: If current Era is XIX Century (1800s), and Trier, Cologne or Mainz are removed from the list, France gains 5 Points per each removal.
ERAS:
XV Century (1400s): Starter era.
Effect: none.
XVI Century (1500s): Begins if Burgundy no longer exists AND there's less than 50 Princes total.
Effect: All Hurt +1. (eg: Hurt for 3, Hurt for 2 and Heal for 1, Heal for 2).
XVII Century (1600s): Begins if XVI Century is current Era + Bavaria is Elector OR Netherlands exists OR there's less than 40 Princes total.
Effect: All Heal +1. (eg: Hurt for 3, Hurt for 2 and Heal for 2, Heal for 3).
XVIII Century (1700s): Begins if XVII Century is current Era + Prussia exists OR Hanover exists OR there's less than 35 Princes total.
Effect: All Hurt +1. (eg: Hurt for 4, Hurt for 3 and Heal for 2, Heal for 3).
XIX Century (1800s): Begins if XVIII Century is current Era + France has at least 50 Points OR there's less than 25 Princes total.
Effect: All Hurt&Heal +1. (eg: Hurt for 5, Hurt for 4 and Heal for 3, Heal for 4).

Crocodile - 28
Seal - 25
Axolotl Salamander - 15
Rhino - 26
Ankylosaurus - 30
Tortoise - 25

I have a question about marriage, specifically whom'st(?) dynasty children belong to.
Most of the time children will always belong to the dynasty of the male, but sometimes they belong to the female although that is rare.
You would need a special marriage for that to happen. How does this go in Spamkingdom? does this work the same?
 
In the case of our current female ruler will the child be of her dynasty(i actually don't know the name of her dynasty) or of Cyl
Also since bjern died his wife (Empress Ruberta I) is now the ruler, but she is from a different dynasty then bjern meaning that his dynasty (also dont know the name) is going to end with his daughter Rinilda
so we have 3 dynasty's 1 is of Rinilda 1 of Ruberta and 1 from Cyl.
seeing as 2 of these three dynasty lines could abruptly end could there be conflict? And how important are the dynasty lines in this world?

Oh no, legalities, my only weaknessss ;F

In Luathbas, Methiant and elsewhere in the region, its always by male. (Females can inherit stuff of their fathers, but they will be legally considered part of their husband's family).

Ruberta is Eldrican (of house Alda), and Cyl is Cydwyllian (of house Dogethe), so we have an interesting situation incoming:

Unless Deathan, somehow, manages to get Emperor'd, Yoean dynasty by its male line is going to get ejected from the throne (the female line persists via Eirika's marriage to Cidric, which produced Cyl of Cydwyl). There's also Ustwelf and Saenn (both sons of Cyl the Great), but Ustwelf is very happy with his life as a Pantheonist hermit and Saenn is running low far in Ysirene lands.

Crocodile - 33
Seal - 25
Axolotl Salamander - 16
Rhino - 24
Ankylosaurus - 26
Tortoise - 25

Crocs are pretty terrible after all