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Suddenly there was a shadow at her back, and poor Laura only noticed the musical dominatrix when it was too late!

"What the-." NYOOOOM.

"-hell, Lily??" Then she saw Ironside right in front of her.

"Oh, uh, salutations, General! Umm..."

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You place the Empire on lockdown to make sure that the plague doesn't spread too far. Healers are called to Ceodwell and medicine is being bought and sent there to try and halt the terrible disease, which unlike last time, has already made inroads into the Empire.

1162 AD, Mid-Autumn

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Despite all efforts, the plague has leaked outside Ceodwell as victims' numbers in the region itself has surpassed thousand; first cases are reported north of Ironbone mountains. Due to unfortunate homelessness of many hundreds of Alldivines, traveling is still common and people sneak around, the sick bringing the plague with them.

1162 AD, Late Autumn

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The plague has slowed down its spread somewhat.

1162 AD, Winter

Silver and gold arrive in the capital, while gems are withheld in the south stockpiles near the mines.

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The dreaded plague has once again began its move. Panicked messengers bring reports of cases showing up just few days' travel away from the capital city of Methe! Some of your courtiers believe its time to close the capital, some think that for safety of the Emperor, the royal family and the court, its time to evacuate.

A) No, we with wether the plague in the capital!
B) Yes, it's time to relocate somewhere!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« on: April 10, 2018, 09:33:48 am »
You once mentioned castes in the context of Dwarves, and that's had me curious... How does Dwarrow society work, anyway?
(Dwarrow being an ancient Norse plural for multiple dwarfs)

No idea, didn't get to it in detail v:

Tbh you must be taking more meticulous notes about spamkingdom than I do 'v.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« on: April 10, 2018, 12:03:30 am »
Is being particularly cruel, incompetent, romantically promiscuous or having some from every meta-human species a negative trait?

There's plethora of negative traits, people voting in SPAMKINGDOM are just good enough at avoiding them. Or on few occassions, RNG blesses their rolls.

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Creative Projects / Re: comrade shook draws things
« on: April 10, 2018, 12:00:08 am »
Spoiler: this took a while (click to show/hide)

It's blyatiful, thanks <3

...

BWAAAA!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Haspen Arena
« on: April 09, 2018, 03:59:07 pm »
Nah just pointing out, looks like waste of skill to me ;v

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Creative Projects / Re: comrade shook draws things
« on: April 09, 2018, 12:52:41 pm »
Methinks Comrade Shook needs a proper CHALLENGE!

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Few days later you appear at the gates of City of Blich (or what's left of it) with your royal entourage, and challenge the dragon to a duel!

The Dragon roars in a laughing manner but accepts the duel.

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You charge against the dragon and poke his leg with a lance, and he breathes fire at your direction. The cloud of flames engulfs your horse and sears your legs and face and hands. You tumble from the horse and then roll away while the few courageous squires pap you with snow to extinguish the flames.

You and your entourage then outrun another fiery breath of the creature, while the dragon roars in amusement.

Either draw the entire comic or the bolded part.

I believe in u.

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Pick teeth, observe the corridors just in case.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Haspen Arena
« on: April 09, 2018, 12:16:12 pm »
Wands are accessories though, not weapons ;v

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Haspen Arena
« on: April 09, 2018, 12:03:31 pm »
@HugeNerdAndProudOfIt: Your sheet lacks a name.

@Felissan: Sheet checks out.

@piratejoe: Sheet checks out.

@randomgenericusername: Sheet checks out.

@Taricus: Sheet checks out.

@flazeo25: Sheet checks out.

@Unlurking Sentinel: Sheet checks out.

@Pavellius: Sheet checks out, I have to point out you took Ambidextrous but also weapon+shield.

@Egan_BW: Sheet checks out.

@Kashyyk: Sheet checks out, I have to point out you took Ambidextrous but only have 1 weapon. You also have 35 Health, not 30.

@syvarris: Sheet checks out.

We have 11 playas, we're staring Friday evening.

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You decide to placate peoples with charity, not edicts.

1162 AD, Summer

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At this rate of profits coming from fur trade, your Treasurer will need to invest into some shovels and wagons to move the money around!

1162 AD, Autumn

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Terrible news are coming from the border with Gubta! Apparently, the plague reared its ugly head in there without warning, and your administrators and border guards haven't noticed a thing before cases of illness have begun showing up on your side of the border.

At first, the sick are riddled with fevers and vomiting, then putrid sacks of pus form on their skin. Few that contract the disease survive, and already there is mass panic amongst people of Ceodwell.

During the emergency council, your courtiers urge you to act quickly and decisively! Your statesmen already have extra ideas to combat the plague. But all rests in your hands!

As for the border with Gubta...

A) Send the Army to maintain strict blockade of the border, with use of force.
B) Order the administrators to close the borders and turn away any travelers for the time being.

As for the plague itself...

A) Send for healers and medics from Methiant and abroad to keep the plague in Ceodwell.
B) Buy and stockpile medicine and healers' services for the inevitable times of plague's spread.

As for potential suspending of trade and travel through Methiant...

A) Stop outgoing travels and trading, just to keep others secure.
B) The plague will spread anyways, no point in hurting our economy in the meanwhile.
C) Close the cities, empty the roads! Doom is coming!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« on: April 09, 2018, 12:07:25 am »
How can we strengthened magic? I mean besides killing off a lot of humans, stop science from progressing, or hiring super expensive sorceresses?

To be honest there's not much you can do with current framework ;v

1. there are negative title?

2. a negative title will count towards being "the great" or it will hind the progress and we will have to take another title?

3. How old can a dwarf be? Long enough that we probably won't see a civil war raging because the king will always have time enough to procreate?

1. Only a few, reserved for the worst of the worst.

2. They will hinder it, duh.

3. In this setting, Elves comfortably live up to 300, Dwarves up to 200, Hurthlings to about 100, Humans usually end at 60.

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You decide to send the money requested. The diplomat leaves happy.

1161 AD, Late Winter

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Reports come from the governors that your subjects were quite well placated by plethora of good things bestowed upon them. Just as intended!

1161 AD, End of the Year

And here we go again; the Scrolls of Kingdom Status lands on your table once more.

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Happiness: 3
Population: 7
Economy: 13!
Army: (9)
Imp.Authority: -2

"My liege, while the authority of the office of the Emperor haven't been improved, the happiness of the people have taken a noticeable rise. Furthermore, we continue to be rich, sire! What should we spend our money on next year?"

A) Time to ask the dwarves to commission us a powerful artifact of sorts!
B) Sponsor creation of an bronze-cast statue of yourself!
C) We ought to sponsor renovation of all those keeps and manors we regained!
D) Seek the services of a traveling and powerful Sorceress.
E) Donate to the poor and the needy to show off your generosity.
F) Refurbish old fortresses in the border regions.
G) Send a lavish gift to one of neighbouring countries.
H) Expand the budget of the Army, so it can maintain even greater numbers.

"Also, do you wish to issue an Edict?"

A) "Next year please."
B) "But of course."

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Creative Projects / Re: comrade shook draws things
« on: April 08, 2018, 04:39:06 pm »
Imma spectate comrade Shook cuz comrade Shook has some of funniest arts.

* Haspen smacks a post of spectating upon the thread.

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You decide to expand budget so others will not be pressed to steal, and wrongdoers are to be punished.

You later hear that almost 60 officials were fined, thrown into dungeons, or both.

1161 AD, Winter

Silver arrives aplenty, and first gold bullion from northwest shows up also!

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Glassware makes only mediocre profits, its quality somewhat lackluster this year.

1161 AD, Midwinter

A diplomat arrives from Cydwyl Kingdom.

"O Emperor, I bring sad news from King Erik of Cydwyl! Recently, there has been much trade with Hellistes to procure rare eastern goods in exchange for our fabrics and steel, but profits were marginal and Cydwyllian coffers are currently somewhat empty. King Erik is asking for a small... donation from our most trusted ally, so that our Treasury might start recovering."

A) "Your King made foolish choices, and I won't pay for them!"
B) "Of course we won't leave an ally without help. I will send some money to King Erik at once."
C) "Let it be known that Emperor of Methiant is generous! Kingdom of Cydwyl will receive our silver bullion to recuperate its economic losses!"

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