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751
"What about Natasha?"

"Oh, she's also from Coral II. Corwyll's childhood friend. Has hots for him, but Corwyll's hella oblivious and Natasha is too shy to try and ask him out because that 'might ruin everything'."

"That sounds..."

"Stupid, you wanna say? I would agree. I coulda play matchmaker but I dunno Corwyll that well and Natasha doesn't want me to, so." He raises his hands in defeat.

A) "Is Corwyll's home at Coral II?"
B) "How do you know all this?"
C) "I don't think Maria could win such a case?"

752
"So what's the story here?"

"Well, Corwyll has a girlfriend. I mean, had."

"I've gathered."

"So this girl, Maria, is really into body mods. You know, skin pigmentation, nano-wigs, extra 'equipment' down there, eye implants, prehensile appendages, that sort of thing."

"Uh-huh."

"And one day she is all like 'Hey Corwyll I think you would look great with boobs.' And of course Corwyll isn't very plussed on that, because, you know, bodymodding outta the blue."

"I see. So he dumped her because of that?"

"No, no, you see... Corwyll, I mean, he ain't kinky, but he was willing to experiment. She prodded him and asked him and reasoned with him and after some time the boy decides 'why not, I don't like it, I get the boobs off.' It's just a body mod, after all."

"Right."

"But imagine his surprise when he gets to gene-clinic and Maria is all like 'let's make you a girl, just for few weeks' and of course Corwyll is totally against it, there was supposed to be boobs-mod only."

"Oh..."

"So Corwyll doesn't usually yell, he is quite timid, but I've heard he made such a big scene out of it that Fedpols had to arrive and restore order. But the girl had the balls, methaporically speaking, to accuse him of being 'modphobic' and 'belonging to a purity group', that he is the abusive part in the relationship, and all that terrible stuff. She swore she will drag him before the court and win this one way or another."

"Wait, did he actually abuse Maria?"

"Doesn't seem to be in Corwyll's nature, but I don't know how their every-days went."

"So why would she explode like that?"

"She really seemed to want, I dunno, a guy with boobs or girl with dick to sleep with, maybe body transformation is her secret kink or something?"

"Why wouldn't she date someone who comes with the right equipment, mod or otherwise?"

"Well, 'someones' aren't Corwyll."

"Ah."

"Yeah. He packed up, left Coral II and joined our ship two weeks ago just to get away from Maria. He has been sulking ever since, because, you know, besides all this mod-mess, he really loved the girl. Said he was head over heels for her."

"I see..." You rub your temples in consternation.

You briefly wonder if human relationships get this bad all the time.

A) "How do you know all this?"
B) "What about Natasha?"
C) "Is Corwyll's home at Coral II?"
D) "I don't think Maria could win such a case?"

753
You decide that the feast will be as it should be and lavish gifts will be prepared to be taken to Dugda's parents back in Rycht.

501 AD, Spring

With great pomp and even greater jubilation, the entourage of Dugda, carried on a horse, symbol of wealth, arrives behind the wooden walls of your capital. The serfs and servants line to throw flowers at and put raven feathers in the caps of the visitors.

Princess Dugda arrives in your throne room shortly afterwards, led by much older man.

"I, Yohe, brother of King Herykk, give you his child, Dugda, to be your wife and mother of your children. Creator bless your upcoming marriage!"

The feast takes place the whole day and night, and when the moon begins its course due to the earth, you and Dugda recede to your bedchamber. She is young and pleasant to the eye, although shy and without any significantly big quality amongst her.

Perhaps her plainess guarantees prosperity for your family.

After a week's stay, the entourage begins its trek home, carrying chests filled with bronzes, irons and coins, the Treasurer shaking his head at this frivolty.

501 AD, Mid-Spring

"Floods, my liege! Floods! Farmlands inundated, fishing boats sunk." Advisor steps about in front of your table, agitated. "Although the Druids rightly believe the river waters will bring fertile soil and stir the fish to life, the truth remains that peoples living along the River are suffering. We've received several pleas for help, in writing and by messengers, my liege." With a sigh, he turns to you.

"I do not have to tell you, my liege, that our Treasury is nearly empty."

A) "But the people suffered enough in past years! Donate to the cause of rebuilding at once!"
B) "This time they must persevere on their own, I'm afraid!"

754
Last but not least, Eanred of Mann declares himself King!

Manx Kingdom of Ui Neill
Soldiers of Ui Neill defend Mann, but no enemy comes.
Soldiers of Ui Neill led by Eanred the Shrewd Conqueror swarm over defenses of Dubh Linn! (16+(3)+2 vs 10 Grain)
Ui Neill conquers Dubh Linn! Dubh Linn pillaged for 5.
Ui Neill merchants establish ties with Kingdom of Bernicia!

Kingdom of Cornwall
Cornwall soldiers led by Cadell the Warrior attempt to conquer Ceredigion! 13+2+(6!) vs 10+4 = 21 > 14
Cornwall conquers Ceredigion! Ceredigion pillaged for 5.

Kingdom of Cornwall&Kingdom of Norfolk
Cornwall and Norfolk soldiers both overwhelm defenders of Elfael! (16 vs (5) and 17 vs (5))
Then Norfolk soldiers push Cornwall soldiers out of the land (16 < 17)! Elfael pillaged for 5.
Cornwall and Norfolk soldiers both overwhelm defenders of Wessex! (16 vs (5) and 17 vs (5))
Then Norfolk soldiers push Cornwall soldiers out of the land (16 < 17)! Wessex pillaged for 5.
Cornwall and Norfolk soldiers both overwhelm defenders of Wilt! (16 vs (5) and 17 vs (5))
Then Norfolk soldiers push Cornwall soldiers out of the land (16 < 17)! Wilt pillaged for 5.

Kingdom of Norfolk
Soldiers of Norfolk led by Eadred the Frugal Warrior attempt to conquer Kent! 11+3+(6!) vs 10+10 = 20 ~ 20, Heads
Norfolk fails to conquer Kent while King Eadred retreats in disgrace!

Kingdom of Bernicia
Bernician soldiers led by Aelfwald the Rich attempt to conquer Loncastre! 14+3+(2) vs 10+5 = 19 > 15
Bernicia conquers Loncastre! Loncastre pillaged for 5.
Bernician soldiers attempt to conquer Rheged! 15+7 vs 10+8 = 22 > 18
Bernicia conquers Rheged! Rheged pillaged for 5.
Bernician soldiers attempt to conquer Lothian! 15+9 vs 10+3 = 24 > 13
Bernicia conquers Lothian! Lothian pillaged for 5.
Bernician soldiers attempt to conquer Lanrik! 13+3 vs 10+4 = 16 > 14
Bernicia conquers Lanrik! Lanrik pillaged for 5.
Bernician merchants establish ties with Manx Kingdom of Ui Neill!

TURN 8

Quote from: Natural Causes
Tails, 2

Cadell the Warrior of Cornwall dies of battle fever!

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3, 1: (2), 5

Geraint the Defender (CV+3) ascends to the throne of Cornwall!



Moves needed: notquitethere, The Canadian Kitten, Kashyyk, a1s

Spoiler: Grain List (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: List of Kings (click to show/hide)

755
Other Games / Re: Stellaris: Paradox Interactive IN SPACE
« on: June 17, 2023, 03:05:33 am »
Espionage has the same issue as Federations in that you need to invest a tradition tree to bother with it at all.  Like I don't think you even get spy/encryption tech without starting the tradition.

You need 'more physics points from Researchers' techs (Quantum something?) and Colonial Bureaucracy to get first espionage tech, after that its 'previous spy tech + physics researchers level tech'.

From what I have played espionage, both with and without the tree, there's really 4 actions you would use:

Gather Intel: has a chance to give you colony sites info, lift fog of war (very nice if you didn't survey/visit their systems with Science ships) or show enemy fleets, neat before invading that pesky neighbour who doesn't wanna be friends.
Acquire Asset: It's a bit random, but Assets can be reused, and +4 to operation speed is always nice.
Smear Campaign: Has potential to break those pesky defense pacts your neighbour has, making it easier to wage war.
Steal Technology: At worst it boosts something you're already researching; at best it will give you a tech that has been eluding you for those XX years already.

Subterfuge Tradition tree is nice (+50% infiltration speed, intel refunds after operations), but not a requirement; you easily get more codebreaking/encryption bonuses from edicts, techs and civics, really.

756
Other Games / Re: Stellaris: Paradox Interactive IN SPACE
« on: June 16, 2023, 10:10:52 am »
How much does it stack up to at lvl3?

I've only seen lvl1, and 10% reduction isn't much.

757
You didn't tho!

758
Cadell of Cornwall and Aelfwald of Bernicia both declare themselves Kings!

Petty Kingdom of Mann
Mann soldiers attempt to conquer Ui Cremthainn! 14+1+2 vs 10+1 = 17 > 11
Mann conquers Ui Cremthainn! Ui Cremthainn pillaged for 5.
Mann soldiers led by Eanred the Shrewd Conqueror attempt to conquer Dal nAraidi! 12+4+(3)+2 vs 10+9 = 21 > 19
Mann conquers Dal nAraidi! Dal nAraidi pillaged for 5.

Kingdom of Cornwall
Cornwall soldiers led by Cadell the Warrior attempt to conquer Dyfed! 12+4+(6!) vs 10+4 = 22 > 14
Cornwall conquers Dyfed! Dyfed pillaged for 5.
Cornwall soldiers attempt to conquer Brycheiniog! 13+7 vs 10+5 = 20 > 15
Cornwall conquers Brycheiniog! Brycheiniog pillaged for 5.
Cornwall soldiers attempt to conquer Elfael! 13+1 vs 10+8 = 14 < 18
Cornwall fails to conquer Elfael!

Kingdom of Norfolk
Norfolk soldiers attempt to conquer Essex! 16+2 vs 10+3 = 18 > 13
Norfolk conquers Essex! Essex pillaged for 5.
Norfolk soldiers attempt to conquer Worcester! 16+8 vs 10+5 = 24 > 15
Norfolk conquers Worcester! Worcester pillaged for 5.
Norfolk soldiers led by Eadred the Frugal Warrior attempt to conquer Oxford! 10+9+(6!) vs 10+9 = 25 > 19
Norfolk conquers Oxford! Oxford pillaged for 5.

Kingdom of Bernicia
Bernician soldiers led by Aelfwald the Rich attempt to conquer Cumber! 14+2+(2) vs 10+2 = 18 > 12
Bernicia conquers Cumber! Cumber pillaged for 5.
Bernician soldiers attempt to conquer Craven! 14+6 vs 10+5 = 20 > 15
Bernicia conquers Craven! Craven pillaged for 5.
Bernician soldiers attempt to conquer Rheged! 14+3 vs 10+9 = 17 < 19
Bernicia fails to conquer Rheged!

TURN 6

Quote from: Natural Causes
Heads



Moves needed: notquitethere, The Canadian Kitten, Kashyyk, a1s

Spoiler: Grain List (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: List of Kings (click to show/hide)

759
You announce that Mammo herds will be captured and brought over the hills to Surinthomus, and that the soldiers will accomplish this task.

The first expeditionary troop leaves the next day.

500 AD, Midwinter

Weather this year is very promising; blizzards are infrequent, but snowfall steady and even. The temperatures are only slightly below the freezing of water, and some people are comfortable working outside in furs and skins. Many of the Druids see this as a good omen for the coming spring and summer.

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3

After few weeks, first news come from the Mammos-herders; they had little luck in procuring young and mature males and females, and those they did capture are feisty and uncooperative.

500 AD, Late Winter

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3

Few weeks more pass and you receive even more of the same news; in total, less than a herd was collared and pacified. It is not enough to sustain your people, much less to start breeding new Mammos, but the expedition leaders will try again, before Mammos leave the desolate iceplains again.

500 AD, End of the Year

The Advisor comes into your chamber with the Scrolls of Kingdom Status in his hands. Funny; the year seems to have come and go blindingly fast, while the half-year campaign against Swoll seemed to stretch endlessly.

Maybe it's the perks of stability and hall-dwelling.

Happiness: 3
Population: 3
Economy: 2
Army: 4

"Soldiers returning home after being pressed into service have calmed the hearts of their wives and mothers, my liege." Says the Advisor, stroking his beard.

"Unfortunately, the Treasurer is rather worried about the state of the Treasury itself. He is asking, through my person, that the upcoming marriage to Dugda is bereft of ceremonial feasts and procurement of expensive gifts."

A) "To receive a woman and not compensate her parents would be a political blunder! Same goes for celebratory feast. Request denied!"
B) "Alas, harsh times call for harsh measures. The ceremony will be private and as frugal as possible!"

760
CHATTY: "Maybe you're trying too hard and Corwyll here just needs some time to mull it all over, you know?"

Quote
4*

"I'm not a tryhard. I'm just worried about Corwyll's mindspace." Corwyll is the one to answer to that, starting with a snort.

"Yeah, and you've been in my mindspace all this time even when I don't want you there."

"No I'm not!"

"Yes, you are, ever since I had to dump Maria!"

"Fine, toss away my worry of you, don't you!" Natasha huffs and storms off.

Gering and Corwyll look at each other, and the latter groans.

"Only because I don't want a plasma cutter up my, you know." Gering chuckles as Corwyll storms off.

Gering then looks at you and pushes his glass towards you.

"Another of the same, please." You nod and pour him another shot of Cherrybomb. Beep-boop goes the scanner against his credchip. (+10c)

Today Earnings: 232c
Monthly Earnings: 4108.5c


He calmly sips the pinkish-reddish synthol while sounds of yelling - briefly - come from behind the main gate.

"Don't sweat it, barkeep. The two are long overdue for an emotional heart-to-heart chat. Maybe this will be it." He explains and turns towards the gate - and you notice how silent it got there.

Gering turns back to you.

"It will do good for both of them, you know."

A) "Is Samel a bad boss or something?"
B) "So what's the story here?"
C) Nod along in silence.

761
"Fine, his body might be buried, just don't expect me to spend money on his barrow!" The Archdruid bows while your councilmen continue to murmur.

Later you learn that some aunt or uncle sponsored Swoll's burial barrow, making it one of smallest and least elaborate ones ever built in the kingdom.

500 AD, Winter

You receive a reply from Kingdom of Rycht; Princess Dugda will be sent to you along with entourage of servants and gifts come Spring.

Several herds of great tusked Mammos were spotted in the far east, where there is naught but fields of rock and ice!

"My liege, hunting and capturing those herds, or even just one, could allow us to restore the ancient practices of forefathers, who used this fur-clad behemoths as beasts of burden! My grandfather always said that there's no better and fattier meat than that of a Mammo, and even in his time they were sparse before they died out in our lands." Several councilmen nod and agree, while the Marshal steps forward.

"And who, do you propose, we send? There might be enemies lurking in other directions. Of neighbours distant and close, only Rycht so far shown any sign of friendship towards us." He says, stroking his beard.

"We can hire hunters and sponsor woodsmen for this expedition." Says the Advisor.

"That will drain the Treasury!" Says the Treasurer, obviously in protest. "Even if it would allow us to raise Mammos for meat and commodities, it will only mean more investments!"

The council argues for a moment before the Advisor taps the floor with his staff, and all eyes turn to you.

A) "Having Mammos back is all benefits to me; and our brave soldiers and scouts shall obtain them for us!"
B) "Having Mammos back is all benefits to me; and we shall hire veteran hunters and woodsmen to obtain them for us!"
C) "If they showed up any other year, I would be all for capturing them; at this moment, however, we have more much pressing matters to solve!"

762
JOUST 3, BOUT 2

The horses ride forth, the lances are about to clash!

Quote from: Wischard the Steady's strike
Wischard's Hit: rolled 2, +1 from Eye stat, -1 from Eagle stance = 2
Alaren's Evasion: rolled 6, +1 from Balance stat, -1 from Lion Stance, -3 from Build stat = 3
Wischard the Steady misses his mark!
Quote from: Alaren the Fat's strike
Alaren's Hit: rolled 7, +2 from Eye stat, +1 from Lion stance = 10
Wischard's Evasion: rolled 5, +7 from Balance stat, +2 from Eagle stance = 14
Alaren misses his foe!

The crowd booms into a cheer that quickly lowers into murmur when the two knights ride past each other, not a single lance striking the opponent!

The judge lifts his black-and-white flag as the knights reach the ends of their lanes.

Fluffe1911 and a1s, choose Stance for your Knights!


Participating Knights:
Maidens and their Favorites:
Lady Valkana of Deksis: Jarl Hach of Glakis (Horizon)
Lady Krona of Arperior: none yet
Lady Gildis of Kuram: none yet
Lady Alkinoie of Thule: Sir Relos of Thule (Chevaleresse), automatic
Eliminated Knights:
By Sir Tarman of Doktan during Joust 1:
By Jarl Hach of Glakis during Joust 2:

763
You send an affirmative reply to the Rychtans.

500 AD, Autumn

The Druids bow their heads and the Archdruid steps forward. Behind him, laid out on a large green blanket, is human skeleton, its skull severed and pierced.

"My lord and king, Cyrus, these are the bones of the Tyrant. As is the custom the bones were laid outside by the River for ravens and mudshellers to clean with their beaks and pincers over the last six months. The bones are now bare and clean. And so we come asking, whether, according to the custom, the bones of a dead King should be laid to rest in a barrow of stone and soil." Your councilmen loudly grumble at this demand before Advisor strikes the floor with his wooden staff, calling for order.

"Why would our good king Cyrus, victorious in fight against Tyrant, and liberator of these lands, allow for this?" The Archdruid smiles.

"A body that is not buried cannot release the spirit of its owner into the Earth. That would disrupt the natural course of things - and be a great affront to the Spirits and the Creator themselves."

A) "And Swoll was an affront to all things Surinthomusan! Throw his bones into the river!"
B) "Fine, his body might be buried, just don't expect me to spend money on his barrow!"

764
You agree to have part of the soldiers released to their wives and mothers.

500 AD, Summer

You've received a letter from neighbouring kingdom of Rycht.

Their princess (third to the throne, after her brothers) Dugda, has recently had her fifteenth birthday, and therefore as a legal adult, is looking for a prospective husband. The courtiers of Rycht thus sent you invitation to take her as your bride.

A) Meh, I will pass on this offer.
B) That takes care of that problem! I will marry Dugda!

765
Other Games / Re: Stellaris: Paradox Interactive IN SPACE
« on: June 15, 2023, 04:01:12 pm »
They've overcapped presumably to fight the longstanding meta of 'send 10 science ships and find all the juicy archeology/anomaly/planet sites' in 20 years.

The unity penalties over the cap aren't that big, except, of course, in early game.

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