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J7, then suddenly steel can.

"Armor lady, you're kinda in my way."

8612
So I recently both played Master of Orion 2 and stumbled upon my old Yes Arena, and uhhhhh.

Things happened!


Needs a thorough proofread, though, as I'm fairly sure some numbers might be wonky in places.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« on: September 04, 2017, 10:51:01 am »
Happiness boost, possibly extra cash from being a trade proxy, [HIDDEN SCIENCE STUFF].

All in all, a good trade, yes? v;

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« on: September 04, 2017, 10:43:18 am »
You hastily dismiss the envoys from your throne room.

1093 AD, End of the Year

The rather uneventful year has ended.

As you listen to your wife's hour-long summary of her meeting with other noble ladies of Methiant, the Advisor - thank Alldivines - appears to discuss a matter of utmost importance; this year's Scrolls of Kingdom Status update.

Happiness: 5
Population: 5
Economy: 5
Army: 5

You pat him on the shoulders. These numbers are so pleasing for your eyes!

1094 AD, Spring

An emissary arrives at your court from Ceodwell. A surprise visit; in recent decades Ceodwells keep themselves away from politics and events of the Luathbas region.

"Greetings, King Yoe! My master, King Ceodwell X, wishes to inquire whether you would like to exchange your silver for Gubta spices? As it stands, our own silver mines cannot sate the thirst of our eastern neighbours for quality silver. In return, we obtain from them spices both medicinal and culinary, with sweetest, spiciest, sourest and juiciest of seasonings procured from them to appease both citizenry and nobles alike. Pray tell, would you be interested in such an exchange?"

You begin with a mention that, according to dwarves, the silver mines might run out of ore in as little as ten years.

"Oh. Still, the offer stands, as my master really hopes to not disappoint his amicable friends, the Gubta." Your wife then leans to you and whispers:

"My dear I'm not sure if you listened but as I said few weeks ago I learned from Lady Takela that the Gubta and the Ceodwells have lately been on strained relationship so Lady Takela thinks that the Gubta might be pressing Ceodwells with unreasonable demands but on other hand her sister Lady Stela said that her cousin heard from a reputable merchant that Gubta themselves have a silver shortages going on and that's why they seek outer sources..."

You look at the envoy, who waits for your answer.

A) "Sure then, we will start sending silver east in exchange for spices."
B) "That is a fine offer, but I don't want spices. Does your master has anything else to offer for our silver?"
C) "Apologies, but I must respectfully decline."

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"Hmmm, let's see..." Ethan thought for few short seconds.

"We should move. The more we loiter, the higher chances for the bounty hunters to accost us again, or worse, attack us in our sleep"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« on: September 04, 2017, 08:31:33 am »
Otalan; the rebels are in the very south of his kingdom.

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Duuuuh, I thought I posted a note for you lawatooshort last week, but it seems the post didn't happen '<.

lawatoorshort you cannot give away Provinces in which you have any Armies.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« on: September 04, 2017, 08:15:53 am »
You decide to raise the taxes for a year.

1093 AD, Summer

Elsewhere in the region, harsh storms and torrential rains ravage the farmlands. In Methiant, however, the bad weather is 'mild' at worst. Little damage is done to agricultural areas.

1093 AD, Autumn

Your wife gives birth to a child! It is a girl, and she names her 'Valhelma'.

1093 AD, Winter

Freshly mined gemstones and silver arrive in your palace - right along with emissaries from King Otalan of Lametania.

"Oh, greate King Yoe II! Our lands suffer from famine after summer storms ravaged the land. King Otalan therefore has no choice than to plead for foodstuffs and money so that the people of Lametania do not suffer. Do tell, can King Otalan count upon your mercy and generosity?"

A) "Nooooooope."
B) "Ehhhh, sure."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« on: September 04, 2017, 07:38:37 am »
You pay the adventurers extra so they pull off extra effort in finding the Scepter. This is your last chance at recovering the fabled Scepter.

1092 AD, Midwinter

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5*

VICTORY!! The adventurers, following a trail of rumors, clues and own intuition, found the thief! It was a traveling minstrel from Ceodwell who played along others during your wedding.

The Scepter has been safely deposited in the fortified vault inside the Treasury.

The thief was castrated, had his hands cut off and was then sent out naked into the wilds to die from exposure, wounds, wild animals, or combination of all these.

The adventurers have been praised by your courtiers and rewarded with agreed-upon extra cash.

1092 AD, End of the Year

Ahhh, it is the end of the year; and here comes the Advisor, carrying Scrolls of Kingdom Status in his hands!

Happiness: 5
Population: 5
Economy: 2
Army: 5

"The architects of the new library for Alldivine monks say that they should be done in five years, provided they won't need extra funds nor any calamity strikes the construction site."

The Advisor coughs.

"My liege, I have to point out that our extravagant spending has drained the Treasury somewhat. Shall we raise taxes for a year?"

A) "Naaah, it ain't that bad."
B) "Yes, of course!"

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"Considered the archaic Ixion style?" Laura chimed in between Senija and Lily.

"The ceremony is performed under a large tree, with circular millstone as an altar. The wedding feast is also outside, all guests seated at tables around huge bonfire where game meat is roasted for them to see."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« on: September 03, 2017, 04:12:05 pm »
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We'll need to get money, but it😽'Ll be nithing compared to how much we'll lose over this.

Ey heck what is this kitty face emote in your post v:

EDIT: HOLY HECK WHAT IS THIS IT SHOWS IN MY POSTING WINDOW TOO WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT!?!?

8622
Laura looked at Kyle, but didn't comment, and just walked up to Tomik, Albert and the rest.

"I heard someone say something about 'getting married'?"

8623
"Uh-huh. He is probably retired by now, then."

8624
"We've been accosted by bounty hunters seeking to kill me. Let me tell you details..." Ethan took the guard's officer to the side.

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"Transport or military vessel?"

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